Open Letter to DC

Jul 23, 2011 21:57



Dear DC Comics,

YOU. SUCK.

Seriously, I didn't even LIKE Lian and I want her back.  And as for what you're doing to Wally... WHY DO YOU HATE THE TITANS?!?!!  They saved your asses back in the 1980s and now all we've got left is Nightwing and Arsenal?!  And Cyborg, who I'm not counting because he apparently was never WITH the Titans anymore.  Meanwhile, Troia's "benched," Tempest is DEAD, and you are fucking phasing out Wally??

I cannot BELIEVE I spent all that money on your comics earlier.  No, wait, scratch that, yes I can, because they're old ones THAT WERE ACTUALLY GOOD.  When you weren't trying to reboot everything for the millionth time and just told a decent story once in a blue moon.  Yeah, remember when you use to do that?  Maybe try it again sometime!

No Love Whatsoever,
Me

EDIT: In my rage, I forgot Starfire.  Starfire's sticking around too.  And apparently we'll get Stephanie Brown in some capacity so whoop-dee-fucking-doo.

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