Ghandi's Diary, 200BC
Alas, Rama did not hear my prayers. Or did I forget to pray? I have forgotten... Many elephants took fright from the flapping and waving of my black and gold lame loin cloth and my frantic itching in the nether realms. They stampeded and flattened a small Korean Village. But perhaps Rama did hear my prayers. A delegation from Korea came to visit and I apologized profusely for the stampede but I also showed them how badly I have been treated by their launderers. They have taken all my loin clothes and promised to repair the situation.
Rama is good.
Rama is good.