Dirtyest Fridge Magnet Story Ever
its the return of the aw wait you didn't........
its almost the weekend again and it has been a week since the last big Delt Sig Party......
i am finally off of the antibiotics so i'll definately be drinkin this weekend.....starting tonight
then sabba is throw a party a rosemont friday night......so after you get bored with the theta tau's and get done drinkin' all there beer come over to sabbs and drink sumore and listen to good music....and don't forget to wish emily a happy fuckin birthday.... attention all ladies PariTosh, Sean & Dan the puertorican will be at sabbs on friday
......please do dirty things to them.......cause they are horny and need lots of lovin...oh by the way they can't have sex for another 26days......enjoy
so me and greg were chillin at rosemont the other night and we thought it would be a good idea to use all the magnets on the fridge and create one giant sex poem of the rauchiest stuff our sick minds could come up with ......givin that there are so many words we could use.....it took us two days but we have created a masterpiece... Sleepy said " I'm retired from the fridge magnet game, it doesn't get any dirtier than that." so next time your at rosemont look at the fridge ......the only rule is you have to read it out loud its better that way.......Panama and Floppy K.I.R for the 2g3
Ladies as you already know Delt Sig formal is coming up.....and as everyone know its is an overall great time....nothing like hangin out with your favorite people in the world and gettin wasted and getting dressed up to get more wasted.....a quick suggestion....if you wanna date you better be puttin yourself out there so that the brothers will know your availible...make those boobies pop out and shake that ass right.....we can't read minds....
Congratulations to our new Social chairs : NICK CArulli and AMIT Gupta ....ladies watch out next semester we are gonna sweep you off your feet and show you the times of your life.....if your a Delt Sig Bia we are gonna TREAT YA
Congratulations to our new Rush Chairs: Chris Erwin & Dennis Malesky AEwhat! we are gonna rush the hell out of UofM D....to find the best guys and turn them into the best brothers.....hell ya
been kikin' it at rosemont lately.....sabba is always down to hang out.....funny stuff ends up happening..like yesterday......an icecream truck drove by so i ran outside to try and catch it lucky for me that there was another one comin up the street.....so we all got i cream....greg had a tweety ice cream, dorfman had chocolate with vanilla on the inside i had a cup o icecream and sabba had a giant dildo watermelon with candy in it that looked like seeds.....good job finishin that off sabbs....lol
Thanks for the card Babe.....made my day that much better......i love you...and don't get mad when other girls blow me kisses at the bar.....they don't mean anything by it.......lol
NOte to PHildo.....Tell the Pikes that its cool that they hang out at chicks....they seem pretty cool...maybe they'll start disliking the TKEs too......then we can start a club.....lol also tell them to let us know when their next party is .....we'll go fo sho
People of the week: ROB aka Roomate X aka Whoa guy Jr aka MC Saltine for always being at rosemont and playin sega hockey...
Emily cause her bday is tommorow....happy birthday....
Zack aka Parrot....for not battle rappin me..i'll get you next time...
Potts .......for makin fun of tammy (where's Amit?)
if i forgot anyone...please forgive me in my thoughtfulness.......
its almost the weekend again and it has been a week since the last big Delt Sig Party......
i am finally off of the antibiotics so i'll definately be drinkin this weekend.....starting tonight
then sabba is throw a party a rosemont friday night......so after you get bored with the theta tau's and get done drinkin' all there beer come over to sabbs and drink sumore and listen to good music....and don't forget to wish emily a happy fuckin birthday.... attention all ladies PariTosh, Sean & Dan the puertorican will be at sabbs on friday
......please do dirty things to them.......cause they are horny and need lots of lovin...oh by the way they can't have sex for another 26days......enjoy
so me and greg were chillin at rosemont the other night and we thought it would be a good idea to use all the magnets on the fridge and create one giant sex poem of the rauchiest stuff our sick minds could come up with ......givin that there are so many words we could use.....it took us two days but we have created a masterpiece... Sleepy said " I'm retired from the fridge magnet game, it doesn't get any dirtier than that." so next time your at rosemont look at the fridge ......the only rule is you have to read it out loud its better that way.......Panama and Floppy K.I.R for the 2g3
Ladies as you already know Delt Sig formal is coming up.....and as everyone know its is an overall great time....nothing like hangin out with your favorite people in the world and gettin wasted and getting dressed up to get more wasted.....a quick suggestion....if you wanna date you better be puttin yourself out there so that the brothers will know your availible...make those boobies pop out and shake that ass right.....we can't read minds....
Congratulations to our new Social chairs : NICK CArulli and AMIT Gupta ....ladies watch out next semester we are gonna sweep you off your feet and show you the times of your life.....if your a Delt Sig Bia we are gonna TREAT YA
Congratulations to our new Rush Chairs: Chris Erwin & Dennis Malesky AEwhat! we are gonna rush the hell out of UofM D....to find the best guys and turn them into the best brothers.....hell ya
been kikin' it at rosemont lately.....sabba is always down to hang out.....funny stuff ends up happening..like yesterday......an icecream truck drove by so i ran outside to try and catch it lucky for me that there was another one comin up the street.....so we all got i cream....greg had a tweety ice cream, dorfman had chocolate with vanilla on the inside i had a cup o icecream and sabba had a giant dildo watermelon with candy in it that looked like seeds.....good job finishin that off sabbs....lol
Thanks for the card Babe.....made my day that much better......i love you...and don't get mad when other girls blow me kisses at the bar.....they don't mean anything by it.......lol
NOte to PHildo.....Tell the Pikes that its cool that they hang out at chicks....they seem pretty cool...maybe they'll start disliking the TKEs too......then we can start a club.....lol also tell them to let us know when their next party is .....we'll go fo sho
People of the week: ROB aka Roomate X aka Whoa guy Jr aka MC Saltine for always being at rosemont and playin sega hockey...
Emily cause her bday is tommorow....happy birthday....
Zack aka Parrot....for not battle rappin me..i'll get you next time...
Potts .......for makin fun of tammy (where's Amit?)
if i forgot anyone...please forgive me in my thoughtfulness.......