Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding all the time.

[pan_manny]

Yes, I am very fucking tired and basically Environmental Science would do well to stop asking me questions. Anyway, though, it seems that for me to Amtrak out to Whitefish, Montana during March break I would have to spend $230. Not so bad. I actually have that much money, if you can imagine. (Thank you, Chewonki, for paying me--and thank you, me, for never buying anything.) Anyway, if Martin can come up with such funds, possibly by kidnapping next-door's cat and holding it for a hefty ransom, we're GOING TO MONTANA! IMAGINE! Of course we're too cheap to even look at the price of a sleeper train, so it's basically going to involve sitting up and not showering for roughly 32 hours. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
A bonding experience, some might call it.

BABIES DELICIOUS BABIES.