Shit, son.
Today I moonwalked down the red carpet, hugged a celebrity (yes, I have pics, no, I am not posting them because I look stoned and she looks fly), got a free tee shirt (of course they were all the same size and being that I am a pipsqueak, albeit a rounded one, I will have to alter that mofo because I am totes not a size 20), and GOT MY ASS A TRAINEE POSITION AT MY FAVORITE PLACE EVER. And the best part is, because I'm in an intensive training program since I have to go to school in a week and change, I'M NOT ON THE PAYROLL, I GET PAID IN PRODUCTS, BITCHES.