FC2010 Meme
Where are you staying?
At the Fairmont, with Firon, Royelle and bgyoshi.
Who will you be with?
Mostly I'll be by myself, hanging out with whatever group of friends I happen upon.
Do you do trades?
I barely draw to begin with.
What suits will you have?
None, yet. I keep rolling around this idea of a furry version of Isaac Clark, though.
What is your gender?
I'd be a Dangler in House's potential employee team.
How old are you?
Twenty-six.
Can I touch you?
Do I know you? Yes, absolutely, please do. Hugs are welcome, encouraged, and often returned. Do I not know you? Please don't. I'd hate to have to be kicked out of the con because I had to deck some asshole that doesn't understand personal boundaries.
Can I talk to you?
Please, feel free to approach and chat me up if you see me. If you talk with me about a subject I'm knowledgeable about (stories about good people, computers, open source, and music are all good topics) I'm liable to talk your ear off.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Dragons like alcohol. Buying them some is a sure way to get on their good side.
Can I give you lots of money?
Uh, sure. Whatever gets you off, I guess.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
See the above missive about touching? The same rules apply. If I know you, yes. If I don't, no.
How tall are you?
I'm about 5' 10'' (no, I'm not trying to squeeze an inch on you somewhere).
You look pissed off. Can I come up to you?
I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker. So, probably a good idea to leave me alone if I'm in a mood, unless you're someone I know, and thus someone a lot more likely to calm me down.
Are you nice?
Honestly, I try to be nice to everyone and behave myself in a matter acceptable for public interaction, but if you've treated me badly (and you know who you are) it would be a good idea to keep your distance unless the first two words out of your mouth are "I'm sorry" because I'm probably not going to be very nice to you at all. In fact, a certain special someone had best not even bother trying at all, because I will have FLARE on fast-dial, and I will enjoy watching them drag you off.
Are you cliquey?
A little, I suppose. I have groups of friends I'm commonly seen with, but I don't hang out exclusively with them. If fact, if you are someone I know, I will probably try to recruit you into the group.
Can I stalk you?
Walk away, boy, just walk away.
How long are you going?
Thursday evening through Friday evening.
Do you have an artist table?
Again, I barely draw to begin with.
Do you like parties?
Well, not that outside booze is going to be allowed at the Fairmont, much less room parties, but if there are any room parties with good people I know and good booze to drink that aren't going to happen, then I probably won't make an appearance.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Call me old-fashioned, but calling out my name tends to work. Palshife (pal-SHYF, with a long I sound, not pal-SHEEF or pal-SHIFF) and Pally are acceptable things to call me. If we are familiar, a surprise-hug is another good way to get my attention.
At the Fairmont, with Firon, Royelle and bgyoshi.
Who will you be with?
Mostly I'll be by myself, hanging out with whatever group of friends I happen upon.
Do you do trades?
I barely draw to begin with.
What suits will you have?
None, yet. I keep rolling around this idea of a furry version of Isaac Clark, though.
What is your gender?
I'd be a Dangler in House's potential employee team.
How old are you?
Twenty-six.
Can I touch you?
Do I know you? Yes, absolutely, please do. Hugs are welcome, encouraged, and often returned. Do I not know you? Please don't. I'd hate to have to be kicked out of the con because I had to deck some asshole that doesn't understand personal boundaries.
Can I talk to you?
Please, feel free to approach and chat me up if you see me. If you talk with me about a subject I'm knowledgeable about (stories about good people, computers, open source, and music are all good topics) I'm liable to talk your ear off.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Dragons like alcohol. Buying them some is a sure way to get on their good side.
Can I give you lots of money?
Uh, sure. Whatever gets you off, I guess.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
See the above missive about touching? The same rules apply. If I know you, yes. If I don't, no.
How tall are you?
I'm about 5' 10'' (no, I'm not trying to squeeze an inch on you somewhere).
You look pissed off. Can I come up to you?
I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker. So, probably a good idea to leave me alone if I'm in a mood, unless you're someone I know, and thus someone a lot more likely to calm me down.
Are you nice?
Honestly, I try to be nice to everyone and behave myself in a matter acceptable for public interaction, but if you've treated me badly (and you know who you are) it would be a good idea to keep your distance unless the first two words out of your mouth are "I'm sorry" because I'm probably not going to be very nice to you at all. In fact, a certain special someone had best not even bother trying at all, because I will have FLARE on fast-dial, and I will enjoy watching them drag you off.
Are you cliquey?
A little, I suppose. I have groups of friends I'm commonly seen with, but I don't hang out exclusively with them. If fact, if you are someone I know, I will probably try to recruit you into the group.
Can I stalk you?
Walk away, boy, just walk away.
How long are you going?
Thursday evening through Friday evening.
Do you have an artist table?
Again, I barely draw to begin with.
Do you like parties?
Well, not that outside booze is going to be allowed at the Fairmont, much less room parties, but if there are any room parties with good people I know and good booze to drink that aren't going to happen, then I probably won't make an appearance.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Call me old-fashioned, but calling out my name tends to work. Palshife (pal-SHYF, with a long I sound, not pal-SHEEF or pal-SHIFF) and Pally are acceptable things to call me. If we are familiar, a surprise-hug is another good way to get my attention.