April Fool
ascarredbodyeggs your house.
buddah12345enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
fakeconcernssmiles. All the time.
lostmymindagainshaves your kidneys.
sepheirobuys you a Russian Bride.
squinjtrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
yoursoulmate85sells your cat on Ebay.
Prank Me