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"She just hasn't called me since I bought her brunch 3 years ago."
"Oh, is that what we ladies owe you for a meal? Those crazy feminists might have been up to something."
"No, c'mon, I haven't been awake for brunch in ... longer than 3 years."
"Oh?"
"It's a euphemism."
"Oh?"
"SHE HASN'T CALLED ME SINCE WE FUCKED ALL NIGHT THREE YEARS AGO, GET IT?!"
"Brunch is not a euphemism."
Later
He sees the girl of brunch past, and promptly hangs on her arm for the next hour.
Later still
"She's just one of those girls, get her drunk and she makes out with you. It's impolite to refuse."
"Yes, and if there's anything we've learned about you today, it's that you're nothing if not a gentleman."
"Oh, is that what we ladies owe you for a meal? Those crazy feminists might have been up to something."
"No, c'mon, I haven't been awake for brunch in ... longer than 3 years."
"Oh?"
"It's a euphemism."
"Oh?"
"SHE HASN'T CALLED ME SINCE WE FUCKED ALL NIGHT THREE YEARS AGO, GET IT?!"
"Brunch is not a euphemism."
Later
He sees the girl of brunch past, and promptly hangs on her arm for the next hour.
Later still
"She's just one of those girls, get her drunk and she makes out with you. It's impolite to refuse."
"Yes, and if there's anything we've learned about you today, it's that you're nothing if not a gentleman."