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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Beer!

1. Without beer, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
2. Michelangelo finished his great statue of beer in 1504, after eighteen months work.
3. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and beer.
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be beer!
5. When provoked, beer will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at its attacker!
6. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, beer is the victim!
7. Beer cannot jump!
8. Beer can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets beer.
10. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are beer.