Uber Picture Scanning
So today Jessica and I made the discovery that with a scanner, you can scan! Like, y'know, pictures! It's so great. Which means I kinda went on a picture scanning frenzy and now all you crazy kids are subjected to seeing them. And you have to see them! Because there are some old cute ones from the last day of high school (Good riddance to bad rubbish.) and prom and Jessica (nodoubtgrrlie) and Ben (ubernick) being drunk in Ruth (lush_us) and I's old apartment and my 16th birthday (!!!) party and this Halloween that I spent looking like a sexy pirate lady with Nikki and Tami.
That's me and Tami getting ready for the party. Tami had the bright idea to be the chick Smurf. Adorable idea, huh? NO! No no no no no! She painted her entire body with dark blue body paint and of course got it all over everything. Not so much sexxxii. But whatever.
That's me and Tami and Nikki at the party. See that Captain Morgan's bottle? See it, bitches? I'm a true pirate! All real pirates are boozers - particularly with Captain Morgan's.
There's Nikki being super goofy (By "goofy" I mean "stoned/drunk".) in her super cute fairy costume. Nikki's really skinny with the hottest body and the costume was WAY small on her, but she pulled it off ok. I mean, it was supposed to be a "youth" costume, but whatever. Don't worry. She's wearing shorts under there.
Ok. Um. So Nikki wasn't the only one that was... "goofy". Don't ask me why Tami has an orange in her mouth. I haven't the foggiest idea.
Beer stand! Woohoo! I didn't partake. Too much of a wuss.
There's a bunch of us from the party. The chick on the far right was Tinkerbell and she was wearing this positively hideous neon green dress, which was actually quite appropriate for the costume. The chick to the left of that was a Girl Scout, except kinda really in a ho-y way.
That's me and Jessica and Ruth (lush_us) being all Charlie's Angel's-esque. I don't know how well you can see in the picture, but we are in fact holding water guns. Shut up. It's a cute picture!
And. Um. Ruth is... strange. But we all love her just the way she is.
That's Ruth and Jessica under water. They're sexxxii because I said so!
That's the Roger's Crew on the last day of senior year. Kinda crazy. There are only like two people in that picture who I can't name. But don't tell them I said that, m'kay?
That's Angie and Kristan (bohemianthief) at my 17th birthday party. It was a sorta tea party and we all dressed up and somehow managed to get Kristan to wear a dress and we ate pancakes and I was happy. :)
Me and Jessica at prom and we're super hott! Don't deny it.
Me and Jonny (jonnyturtle17) at prom and we're super cute. Well, he is, which is why I scanned this picture. I ♥ Jonny and Jesus and flowers.
There's me and Jessica dancing. Not at prom. In her living room. For no apparent reason... Moving on now.
That's Ben (ubernick) eating pizza probably while drunk at our old apartment. Ah, good times, good times.
I had to save the best for last. Know what that's a picture of, kids? That's a picture of Drunkey and Stoney (left to right) doing the whole liquid rave dance thing. Yes, yes. And that there glass of bright pink-ish liquid is Jessica's Tequila Sunrise. Oh man. My buddies are crazy.
If Jesus and Satan can get along and do Jell-O shots together, why can't we all? Huh?!
That's me and Tami getting ready for the party. Tami had the bright idea to be the chick Smurf. Adorable idea, huh? NO! No no no no no! She painted her entire body with dark blue body paint and of course got it all over everything. Not so much sexxxii. But whatever.
That's me and Tami and Nikki at the party. See that Captain Morgan's bottle? See it, bitches? I'm a true pirate! All real pirates are boozers - particularly with Captain Morgan's.
There's Nikki being super goofy (By "goofy" I mean "stoned/drunk".) in her super cute fairy costume. Nikki's really skinny with the hottest body and the costume was WAY small on her, but she pulled it off ok. I mean, it was supposed to be a "youth" costume, but whatever. Don't worry. She's wearing shorts under there.
Ok. Um. So Nikki wasn't the only one that was... "goofy". Don't ask me why Tami has an orange in her mouth. I haven't the foggiest idea.
Beer stand! Woohoo! I didn't partake. Too much of a wuss.
There's a bunch of us from the party. The chick on the far right was Tinkerbell and she was wearing this positively hideous neon green dress, which was actually quite appropriate for the costume. The chick to the left of that was a Girl Scout, except kinda really in a ho-y way.
That's me and Jessica and Ruth (lush_us) being all Charlie's Angel's-esque. I don't know how well you can see in the picture, but we are in fact holding water guns. Shut up. It's a cute picture!
And. Um. Ruth is... strange. But we all love her just the way she is.
That's Ruth and Jessica under water. They're sexxxii because I said so!
That's the Roger's Crew on the last day of senior year. Kinda crazy. There are only like two people in that picture who I can't name. But don't tell them I said that, m'kay?
That's Angie and Kristan (bohemianthief) at my 17th birthday party. It was a sorta tea party and we all dressed up and somehow managed to get Kristan to wear a dress and we ate pancakes and I was happy. :)
Me and Jessica at prom and we're super hott! Don't deny it.
Me and Jonny (jonnyturtle17) at prom and we're super cute. Well, he is, which is why I scanned this picture. I ♥ Jonny and Jesus and flowers.
There's me and Jessica dancing. Not at prom. In her living room. For no apparent reason... Moving on now.
That's Ben (ubernick) eating pizza probably while drunk at our old apartment. Ah, good times, good times.
I had to save the best for last. Know what that's a picture of, kids? That's a picture of Drunkey and Stoney (left to right) doing the whole liquid rave dance thing. Yes, yes. And that there glass of bright pink-ish liquid is Jessica's Tequila Sunrise. Oh man. My buddies are crazy.
If Jesus and Satan can get along and do Jell-O shots together, why can't we all? Huh?!