Valentine’s Day
The holiday originates from the story of Saint Valentine, who upon rejection by his mistress was so heartbroken that he took a knife to his chest and sent her his still-beating heart as a token of his undying love for her. Hence, heart-shaped cards are now sent as a tribute to his overwhelming passion and suffering.
Sounds like a restraining order to me. Like we really need to complicate our love lives any more by injecting a day like this.