May 18, 2007 23:49
There is a puffed-up SUV in the parking lot, currently occupying two spaces at once. This is irritating. There normally aren't enough spaces, and this guy has the nerve to take up two?
To quote Genie, I don't think so. Not right now.
After investigating my towing options and finding that I could have the SUV impounded, but there'd be a lot of paperwork and the possiblity of testifying in court, I decided to leave the driver a message. The following message, written with black sharpie on a torn-out sheet of notepaper was left on the offending vehicle.
Learn how to park, or you'll get towed.
I promise.
I feel darkly satisfied. There's something about puffed-up SUVs, especially ones that sport greek letters instead of a front license plate and that lack a parking permit that really rub me the wrong way.
If he hasn't moved it by this time tomorrow, that sucker's getting towed.