Indeed! I have just finished clogging my veins with pineapple thin crust pizza and garlic sauce. I could become quite round. I found it mildly ironic that there were commercials for plavix while I was jamming my capillaries. Mmm. arterial plaque.
Anyway.
I've decided I'm not celebrating christmas this year. Or any other holiday. This year...its all about friends and family. Damn the tinsel! Full speed ahead!
So, lets shoot the god damn reindeer, and put the fat man on a diet. Its Raccoon day folks. Learn to like it.
Shiny object are appreciated.
navy update: Still getting fucked, moving right along.
So, send me pictures of yourselves.
And remember, it can always get worse.
Unless you beat the hell out of whats making it bad and stomp on it while screaming "I WIN DAMMIT FUCK YOOOOOUUUU!"
You taste like a milkshake. Your frozen malts send
a delicious thrill across the tongue. Your
sweetness and innocence are bared for the world
to suck up with a straw... and you love it,
baby.
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