Apr 01, 2009 20:43
Nggggggh--
I am just going to trick myself into believing that I was either very very drunk or got hit in the head for the latter half of the past week, and this thing squirting me has woken me up from that dream. Not even the desert abyss of Hueco Mundo could make hallucinations that bad.
I didn't know it was possible to put a handcuff onto a bird.
But now my clothes are soaking wet thanks to this stupid device, and everything in my room smells like the dumb bird. Is there any place here on the boat where there are other things to wear? Unfortunately I only have one outfit.
we don't have supersoakers in hueco mund,
handcuffed,
strapped to a bird,
let's go shoppiiiiing,
idk my bff lenny?