the creeper
There is a guy in my philosophy class that has been weirding me out all semester, but today he added the cherry to the weird sundae, so I'm going to share him with you.
What makes him weird:
1. He looks at least 30.
2. He wears transition eyeglasses, so he's always wearing sunglasses in class.
3. He fiddles with the temperature controls during class without consulting anyone.
4. He brings a laptop to the easiest class ever. It has one of those big, glittery stickers you get from the quarter machines outside a supermarket.
5. If there is a totally "what the hell? I'm going to turn around to see who asked that question" question asked, it is always him.
6. He leans forward and talks really fast and forcefully.
7. He wears faded hawaiian shirts and Birkenstocks every day.
The point is: he was improperly socialized. Today when we were leaving class, on the second story of Coleman, hopped on a razor scooter and scooted away down the hallway. Who is this guy!?
What makes him weird:
1. He looks at least 30.
2. He wears transition eyeglasses, so he's always wearing sunglasses in class.
3. He fiddles with the temperature controls during class without consulting anyone.
4. He brings a laptop to the easiest class ever. It has one of those big, glittery stickers you get from the quarter machines outside a supermarket.
5. If there is a totally "what the hell? I'm going to turn around to see who asked that question" question asked, it is always him.
6. He leans forward and talks really fast and forcefully.
7. He wears faded hawaiian shirts and Birkenstocks every day.
The point is: he was improperly socialized. Today when we were leaving class, on the second story of Coleman, hopped on a razor scooter and scooted away down the hallway. Who is this guy!?