i'm about to make you all really, really, really fucking jealous right now
so yesterday morning, i come downstairs and i have an IM from amanda. it says:
"you should come see dane cook with me tonight"
now, i read this and i think to myself:
"she can't be serious, can she?"
i call her, she doesn't answer.
i leave her a message online, she doesn't respond.
marc calls and asks if i want to go to family melody with him. i tell him sure, to come on over and we'll go. so we're on the way out the door when amanda calls my cell phone. i answer it by saying: "amanda was that message serious?" and she says YES!
i couldn't even comprehend it at first. this was my dream, i was going to the city to see dane cook. the one famous person that i would chose to marry me if i had the choice of anyyyyy famous person. ahhhh.
so, since i'm the type of person i am, amanda tells me first who is coming just incase i don't like someone. now, if this was just going to the city to hang out, then yea i'd want to know who was coming and then probably base my decision around that. but this was fucking dane cook. my worst fucking enemy could have been there and i still would have gone. fuck if they told me william shatner had to be hand cuffed to me the entire time, i still would have gone. so she tells me whose coming and it sounds like fun:
me
amanda
michael patton
evan livingston
and matt trepasso.
it all sounded so random. it would be one person i absolutly love (amanda), another who i talk to once in a while, but get along with very well (patton) and then two people that i haven't really spoken to at all since high school ended (evan and matt) but even though it was so random, again, it sounded so fun. and it really, really was.
i go to family melody with marc, and then he drops me at amanda's. patton meets us there and we go to the train station to meet evan and matt. we take the train in, and honestly besides seeing dane cook that was one of the best parts. we all had really good conversation. talking about things that have been going on in our lives and just really good conversation. it was honestly as if we had all been friends for like 10 years.
then we got to the city and we had like 6 hours to kill. so we just walked around. finding a smoke shop so that they had something to roll their weed in, i could find a cigar to smoke while they smoked their weed, and patton could find cloves. we find this really awesome little square with benches and a waterfall type thing, and they roll and we all smoke and it's good times. we walk around for another relaly long time, then we find a delicatessen (sp?) to eat in, then we go check in for our reservations. blah blah blah.
IT HITS 10:00 AND WE GO TO THE SHOW! i walked down the stairs, and dane cook is standing fucking 20 feet away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and this is where i get really, really upset, or regretful. i always, ALWAYS have a fucking camera on me, but no.. not tonight. and i didn't even think about that, cus i really didn't think he would be meeting the public. but he was. and i was like hey, at least i could get his autograph. but then i really wanted him to touch me.. so i took evan's phone camera and i pretended like it would actually work. becase there is no flash. but whatever. so he had his arms around me, and he actually had to finish a conversation with someone else with his arm around me, like i was his girlfriend or something (haha i'm so funny) but yea, so we "took the picture" then he signed by book, then we were talking and he went "holy shit, are you're eyes real?" and i was like "yea" and he goes "that's amazing" and then when i took my arms off from around his waste i touched his butt haha.
then the show started. and there were two openers: jay davis and dwayne perkins.
both really, really funny.
then dane came out and he was fucking amazing.. as expected
"taste the rainbow"
who ever has sex with me next, expect that to come out of my mouth.
so, yea, fucking $80 later, and fucking good people and some good cloves and cigars, and another amazing train ride home.. last night was one of the best nights i have had in a really long fucking time.
thanks :)
"you should come see dane cook with me tonight"
now, i read this and i think to myself:
"she can't be serious, can she?"
i call her, she doesn't answer.
i leave her a message online, she doesn't respond.
marc calls and asks if i want to go to family melody with him. i tell him sure, to come on over and we'll go. so we're on the way out the door when amanda calls my cell phone. i answer it by saying: "amanda was that message serious?" and she says YES!
i couldn't even comprehend it at first. this was my dream, i was going to the city to see dane cook. the one famous person that i would chose to marry me if i had the choice of anyyyyy famous person. ahhhh.
so, since i'm the type of person i am, amanda tells me first who is coming just incase i don't like someone. now, if this was just going to the city to hang out, then yea i'd want to know who was coming and then probably base my decision around that. but this was fucking dane cook. my worst fucking enemy could have been there and i still would have gone. fuck if they told me william shatner had to be hand cuffed to me the entire time, i still would have gone. so she tells me whose coming and it sounds like fun:
me
amanda
michael patton
evan livingston
and matt trepasso.
it all sounded so random. it would be one person i absolutly love (amanda), another who i talk to once in a while, but get along with very well (patton) and then two people that i haven't really spoken to at all since high school ended (evan and matt) but even though it was so random, again, it sounded so fun. and it really, really was.
i go to family melody with marc, and then he drops me at amanda's. patton meets us there and we go to the train station to meet evan and matt. we take the train in, and honestly besides seeing dane cook that was one of the best parts. we all had really good conversation. talking about things that have been going on in our lives and just really good conversation. it was honestly as if we had all been friends for like 10 years.
then we got to the city and we had like 6 hours to kill. so we just walked around. finding a smoke shop so that they had something to roll their weed in, i could find a cigar to smoke while they smoked their weed, and patton could find cloves. we find this really awesome little square with benches and a waterfall type thing, and they roll and we all smoke and it's good times. we walk around for another relaly long time, then we find a delicatessen (sp?) to eat in, then we go check in for our reservations. blah blah blah.
IT HITS 10:00 AND WE GO TO THE SHOW! i walked down the stairs, and dane cook is standing fucking 20 feet away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and this is where i get really, really upset, or regretful. i always, ALWAYS have a fucking camera on me, but no.. not tonight. and i didn't even think about that, cus i really didn't think he would be meeting the public. but he was. and i was like hey, at least i could get his autograph. but then i really wanted him to touch me.. so i took evan's phone camera and i pretended like it would actually work. becase there is no flash. but whatever. so he had his arms around me, and he actually had to finish a conversation with someone else with his arm around me, like i was his girlfriend or something (haha i'm so funny) but yea, so we "took the picture" then he signed by book, then we were talking and he went "holy shit, are you're eyes real?" and i was like "yea" and he goes "that's amazing" and then when i took my arms off from around his waste i touched his butt haha.
then the show started. and there were two openers: jay davis and dwayne perkins.
both really, really funny.
then dane came out and he was fucking amazing.. as expected
"taste the rainbow"
who ever has sex with me next, expect that to come out of my mouth.
so, yea, fucking $80 later, and fucking good people and some good cloves and cigars, and another amazing train ride home.. last night was one of the best nights i have had in a really long fucking time.
thanks :)