james brown
I'M BACK! as james brown would say. actually he wouldn't say anything at this point. uhm. RIP etcetera. okay i really hope no one googles james brown and finds this page. maybe i should stop saying his name. maybe i will make it the title of this entry. hoo hoo ha ha ba ba... haha.
the other day bonny and i had a very interesting conversation in which she did not understand a word i was saying. i kept explaining to her the "vast difference" between something and the other and she kept wondering why i was saying "vas deferens"
we also discussed how interesting it would be to encounter a transexual who was changing tail in order to become homosexual, which seems to go against the general trend i have noticed (guy likes guy guy loses peen gains poon /vice versa/shout out to LUCY POON, ps). regan says she has already encountered this phenomenon. i think she watches too much daytime tv. STOP WATCHING OPRAH, .......... PERV. only PERVS watch oprah ..... and housewives (meaning, housewives watch oprah not that pervs watch housewives - although they probably do... those pervs) yeah, regan. i said it.
also i am making an attempt to learn conversational spanish (i know right like wtf) and i can't really get past the fact that all 'v' sounds are replaced by 'b' sounds. it is toooooo funny. like i was reading this grammar sheet about vowels and it was no longer about vowels to me. it was about bowels.
HAHAHHHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
the other day bonny and i had a very interesting conversation in which she did not understand a word i was saying. i kept explaining to her the "vast difference" between something and the other and she kept wondering why i was saying "vas deferens"
we also discussed how interesting it would be to encounter a transexual who was changing tail in order to become homosexual, which seems to go against the general trend i have noticed (guy likes guy guy loses peen gains poon /vice versa/shout out to LUCY POON, ps). regan says she has already encountered this phenomenon. i think she watches too much daytime tv. STOP WATCHING OPRAH, .......... PERV. only PERVS watch oprah ..... and housewives (meaning, housewives watch oprah not that pervs watch housewives - although they probably do... those pervs) yeah, regan. i said it.
also i am making an attempt to learn conversational spanish (i know right like wtf) and i can't really get past the fact that all 'v' sounds are replaced by 'b' sounds. it is toooooo funny. like i was reading this grammar sheet about vowels and it was no longer about vowels to me. it was about bowels.
HAHAHHHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!