no no no no no

Nov 02, 2004 18:22

i bought a new camera! yeah! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

now i have no ca $$ h, but it's not like i need it anyway. all i do these days is study study study eat eat eat. occasionally sleep.

the secretary at school has a really stupid name. his name is DAVID CHEW. he looks like genghis khan meets polish people meets what a garbage dump smells like. he stole my ttc student discount card from me and now i have to pay 2.25 whenever i get hassled on the subway (which is EVERYTIME), seeing as i have no metropass this month on account of plans to go out of town this month. well he took the card because my name on it is "LOU REED" (king of kool<3) and he says that i committed fraud. i told him he was ugly. then he told me that i can get a new one but i have to pay for it. i told him to "CHEW ON THIS, CHEW" and he refused to give me a late slip until i argued with him to a really angry melting point that i needed to go to gym class. everyday, that guy has a big gulp 7-11 slurpee sitting on his ugly little desk, that stupid red straw being jammed up that stupid little face with those ugly little genghis khan lips that i want to rip off and render him incapable of slurping that fucking slurpee. i hope the coca cola corrodes his insides. he calls himself a 'professional hall monitor', saying that he has been a 'hall monitor' at over 9 other schools in the past _ years. he has based his career on what middle schoolers hope to become so they can get out of math class and kill their classmates! and what kind of name is DAVID CHEW! REALLY! I JUST WANT TO TELL HIM. GO CHOKE ON SOLID FOODS. DAVID DON'T CHEW.
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