..because i have time for this..
For reference purposes only:
His first post:
Okay, so today I'm 25.
How do I feel? Fucking tired from this weekend. Oh, and pissed off.
Don't get me wrong, I had quite the wonderful time. However, I saw alot of things that pissed me off. First off, when I spend a week putting together a booty dance mix, and you're booty dancing with a girl that's hot, why.. oh why would you turn off the music, and put on bad techno so you can grecko roman wrestle a guy. Seriously, Rocky has to be gay. There's no other explanation for a judgement call that poorly made.
I learned a valuable lesson, people don't fucking learn. When I am consistently kicking people out of my room so it stays free and available... STAY THE FUCK OUT. It's my birthday. Obviously, I wanted to have my room available. It's a house party, not an Allen's Bedroom Party. I won't even go into how many times (5) I was either directly, or indirectly blocked by "friends". People don't even realise they did it, so a foot in the ass won't get the message across. I was so pissed off I needed a hug.
Now I'm stuck at work, alone in my department since Dean is on Vacation all week, with a heavy call volume, on my birthday, for a full 11 hour shift without being able to go to lunch.
Happy fucking birthday Allen.
...I hate y'all
My Reply/Comment to the afore mentioned post:
If I were a roommate, I wouldn't call you a bastard either. I'd have to live with you (allen), and put up with your mood after doing so. Your mood PREVIOUS to the bastard statement would be all i could take. been there, done that.
Wait, I'm not a roommate, and I didn't call you a bastard. You can reference my love for you in my post about your birthday. Bastard is so simple.
I wasn't even bothered at first by this (read: your asshole comments about us cockblocking), because people who think they are going to get laid and dont get laid are entitled to having a sour disposition. And you seem to frequent the sour disposition theme. Not to mention the little fact that we didn't cockblock. but that's beside the point now, isn't it?
I do however take -GREAT- offense to being told that I in the future am uninvited because I in some way am responsible for you not being able to manage getting a girl in bed when there are 7 brought to the party by someone i dont even know. You even went as far as to tell me in advance you hoped no one hit ont he girls because they were brought to you with the sole intention of you sleeping with one of them.
I don't understand how you can place -any- of the blame on us when time and time again i grabbed you saying LAPDANCE, STRIPDANCE, COME WITH ME, and every time you disappeared. there were girls sitting on a couch asking me where you were and what your problem was. I retrieved you several times. Each time you left becuase you probably had your eyes on ass somewhere else.
I forgot the highlight of your birthday was free no strings attached pussy. Sorry that your birthday was a complete failure because you somehow managed to not attain sloppy random pussy. Sorry your life has somehow made you forget that your birthday party is your one special day to spend time with your friends who all convened at your house during your birthday celebration to wish you another happy year and celebrate knowing you.
I forgot you are a starving virgin and pussy is just that good.
But dont you dare forget that you want your friends with girlfriends uninvited to future parties because somehow people with locks on their dicks with girlfriends with keys (dustin not included) prohibit you from slamming multiple chicks that are there for you and you alone.
Sounds like you are trying desperately to play the game and failing miserably. Sounds like you need to rethink what the game is all about.
I have known you longer than any person in this group, mayhaps that is why i am the most offended. Mayhaps that is why i have gone so far as to question our friendship.
If you can't somehow see past the fact that you didn't get laid on your birthday far enough to NOT blame your friends, then perhaps its your friends that need to look a little further into exactly what Allen Martin is really about.
You haven't spoken a word to me since your birthday. And as far as i'm concerned it can remain that way. that is unless you want to take back a few statements that have made the majority of the people you call your friends question your morals and your general outlook on life. Those girls are in and out of your life in a flash, and unfortunately for you, it's taken almost 10 years to build this friendship, and 1 night and a few rude comments to trash it.
If you want to treat your friends like trash. Find some new friends.
I'd prefer to have the garbage men take me away than give you the chance at a repeat performance.
My first post in my own LJ regarding this:
I was going to post about how great allens birthday party was.
but let me recap now...
allen was pissy the entire night. only once did he respond well to my talking to him. no wait, i responded wel to his 'roll these blunts now' request, upon which time i spent the first 30% of the party being pot bitch loading bowls and bongs and blunts for all the random people that were being ushered into his room.
oops kicked out.
dragged back into his room, by him, to smoke more, hours later. one by one more poeple came in.
oops kicked out.
asked by someone to go upstairs, allen needs you.
i go upstairs. the usual, sit in the computer chair, break more up, pack more for everyone, hey no big deal, one of my best friends bdays.
oops kicked out again, guess he got tired of smoking!
*Asked by people* where is allen?
in his room, but we aren't allowed to go in there
*oh, ok*
*instructs people to leave allen alone*
hwile later allen comes downstairs and motions for me and brian and a few others to come upstairs
hey look more smoking.
ok get the fuck out, again.
i want to know how someone can thinkn they are goign to be 100% left alone when EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE is there to see him on his bday.
i want to know how someone can say
(Insert his post in his LJ here, cut for length)
after all of his friends came over to party with him on his bday, after first he threw a big fit he didn't want a party, then the party was on, then its not a theme party, then there's no party,t hen 1wk prior its PARTY ON and oh god invite everyone oh god its gonna be great. then afterwards cuss us for things we didn't even know were going on? heh, i have a middle finger in the air right now, pointed all directions, so i can't miss you.
here's a little hint, for someone who i used to think had composure, tact, and a bit more common sense than to diss all of his friends ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
next time you decide you want some no strings attached pussy, dont do so on the night when you've invited everyone you know to your house to hang out on your birthday, and dont bitch about your room, when you were the one initiating people going in there all night. dont think for a MOMENT that we stepped a single foot in your room without your being there first. if you really didn't want us in there, allen martin would have given us the finger and said get out right now, not come in and pack a bowl.
having you say this AFTER the fact makes you look like a sour, self absorbed, unable to get pussy sissy bitch who wants to blame everyone else for the fact that somehow he managed to not get pussy from the 7 sluts brought over for you to pick from.
maybe its not true, but actions sure speak louder than words; and just when some of us were starting to have faith that you weren't so typical after all.
happy birthday.
i hope its all that you imagined it could be, without the no strings attached pussy, because no random pussy is worth dissing your friends over.
If you made it this far, kudo's to you.
All of this being said:
My best friend wont speak to me about it, has ignored my calls, has pretended none of this happened, and has lost his oldest katy friend.
Over what?
a temper tantrum over random pussy and an absolutely foul sense of how to handle the days afterwards.
I've overlooked tons of bad moods, tons of assanine behavior, rude comments, shady morality, questionable actions, and flat out... "emotionless void" behavior for years upon years, but all because it never was directed towards me, it was always elsewhere, you dont treat your FRIENDS that way.
For the first time it was directed at me. I salute you, not with the middle finger, but with the peace sign.
I hope in this he learns that this behavior is intolerable and wont be put up with. And if all of my other friends are really ok with it enough to let it slide, thats cool. I refuse.
Don't take this as me being high and mighty.
Take this as me refusing to not be treated like trash.
His first post:
Okay, so today I'm 25.
How do I feel? Fucking tired from this weekend. Oh, and pissed off.
Don't get me wrong, I had quite the wonderful time. However, I saw alot of things that pissed me off. First off, when I spend a week putting together a booty dance mix, and you're booty dancing with a girl that's hot, why.. oh why would you turn off the music, and put on bad techno so you can grecko roman wrestle a guy. Seriously, Rocky has to be gay. There's no other explanation for a judgement call that poorly made.
I learned a valuable lesson, people don't fucking learn. When I am consistently kicking people out of my room so it stays free and available... STAY THE FUCK OUT. It's my birthday. Obviously, I wanted to have my room available. It's a house party, not an Allen's Bedroom Party. I won't even go into how many times (5) I was either directly, or indirectly blocked by "friends". People don't even realise they did it, so a foot in the ass won't get the message across. I was so pissed off I needed a hug.
Now I'm stuck at work, alone in my department since Dean is on Vacation all week, with a heavy call volume, on my birthday, for a full 11 hour shift without being able to go to lunch.
Happy fucking birthday Allen.
...I hate y'all
My Reply/Comment to the afore mentioned post:
If I were a roommate, I wouldn't call you a bastard either. I'd have to live with you (allen), and put up with your mood after doing so. Your mood PREVIOUS to the bastard statement would be all i could take. been there, done that.
Wait, I'm not a roommate, and I didn't call you a bastard. You can reference my love for you in my post about your birthday. Bastard is so simple.
I wasn't even bothered at first by this (read: your asshole comments about us cockblocking), because people who think they are going to get laid and dont get laid are entitled to having a sour disposition. And you seem to frequent the sour disposition theme. Not to mention the little fact that we didn't cockblock. but that's beside the point now, isn't it?
I do however take -GREAT- offense to being told that I in the future am uninvited because I in some way am responsible for you not being able to manage getting a girl in bed when there are 7 brought to the party by someone i dont even know. You even went as far as to tell me in advance you hoped no one hit ont he girls because they were brought to you with the sole intention of you sleeping with one of them.
I don't understand how you can place -any- of the blame on us when time and time again i grabbed you saying LAPDANCE, STRIPDANCE, COME WITH ME, and every time you disappeared. there were girls sitting on a couch asking me where you were and what your problem was. I retrieved you several times. Each time you left becuase you probably had your eyes on ass somewhere else.
I forgot the highlight of your birthday was free no strings attached pussy. Sorry that your birthday was a complete failure because you somehow managed to not attain sloppy random pussy. Sorry your life has somehow made you forget that your birthday party is your one special day to spend time with your friends who all convened at your house during your birthday celebration to wish you another happy year and celebrate knowing you.
I forgot you are a starving virgin and pussy is just that good.
But dont you dare forget that you want your friends with girlfriends uninvited to future parties because somehow people with locks on their dicks with girlfriends with keys (dustin not included) prohibit you from slamming multiple chicks that are there for you and you alone.
Sounds like you are trying desperately to play the game and failing miserably. Sounds like you need to rethink what the game is all about.
I have known you longer than any person in this group, mayhaps that is why i am the most offended. Mayhaps that is why i have gone so far as to question our friendship.
If you can't somehow see past the fact that you didn't get laid on your birthday far enough to NOT blame your friends, then perhaps its your friends that need to look a little further into exactly what Allen Martin is really about.
You haven't spoken a word to me since your birthday. And as far as i'm concerned it can remain that way. that is unless you want to take back a few statements that have made the majority of the people you call your friends question your morals and your general outlook on life. Those girls are in and out of your life in a flash, and unfortunately for you, it's taken almost 10 years to build this friendship, and 1 night and a few rude comments to trash it.
If you want to treat your friends like trash. Find some new friends.
I'd prefer to have the garbage men take me away than give you the chance at a repeat performance.
My first post in my own LJ regarding this:
I was going to post about how great allens birthday party was.
but let me recap now...
allen was pissy the entire night. only once did he respond well to my talking to him. no wait, i responded wel to his 'roll these blunts now' request, upon which time i spent the first 30% of the party being pot bitch loading bowls and bongs and blunts for all the random people that were being ushered into his room.
oops kicked out.
dragged back into his room, by him, to smoke more, hours later. one by one more poeple came in.
oops kicked out.
asked by someone to go upstairs, allen needs you.
i go upstairs. the usual, sit in the computer chair, break more up, pack more for everyone, hey no big deal, one of my best friends bdays.
oops kicked out again, guess he got tired of smoking!
*Asked by people* where is allen?
in his room, but we aren't allowed to go in there
*oh, ok*
*instructs people to leave allen alone*
hwile later allen comes downstairs and motions for me and brian and a few others to come upstairs
hey look more smoking.
ok get the fuck out, again.
i want to know how someone can thinkn they are goign to be 100% left alone when EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE is there to see him on his bday.
i want to know how someone can say
(Insert his post in his LJ here, cut for length)
after all of his friends came over to party with him on his bday, after first he threw a big fit he didn't want a party, then the party was on, then its not a theme party, then there's no party,t hen 1wk prior its PARTY ON and oh god invite everyone oh god its gonna be great. then afterwards cuss us for things we didn't even know were going on? heh, i have a middle finger in the air right now, pointed all directions, so i can't miss you.
here's a little hint, for someone who i used to think had composure, tact, and a bit more common sense than to diss all of his friends ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
next time you decide you want some no strings attached pussy, dont do so on the night when you've invited everyone you know to your house to hang out on your birthday, and dont bitch about your room, when you were the one initiating people going in there all night. dont think for a MOMENT that we stepped a single foot in your room without your being there first. if you really didn't want us in there, allen martin would have given us the finger and said get out right now, not come in and pack a bowl.
having you say this AFTER the fact makes you look like a sour, self absorbed, unable to get pussy sissy bitch who wants to blame everyone else for the fact that somehow he managed to not get pussy from the 7 sluts brought over for you to pick from.
maybe its not true, but actions sure speak louder than words; and just when some of us were starting to have faith that you weren't so typical after all.
happy birthday.
i hope its all that you imagined it could be, without the no strings attached pussy, because no random pussy is worth dissing your friends over.
If you made it this far, kudo's to you.
All of this being said:
My best friend wont speak to me about it, has ignored my calls, has pretended none of this happened, and has lost his oldest katy friend.
Over what?
a temper tantrum over random pussy and an absolutely foul sense of how to handle the days afterwards.
I've overlooked tons of bad moods, tons of assanine behavior, rude comments, shady morality, questionable actions, and flat out... "emotionless void" behavior for years upon years, but all because it never was directed towards me, it was always elsewhere, you dont treat your FRIENDS that way.
For the first time it was directed at me. I salute you, not with the middle finger, but with the peace sign.
I hope in this he learns that this behavior is intolerable and wont be put up with. And if all of my other friends are really ok with it enough to let it slide, thats cool. I refuse.
Don't take this as me being high and mighty.
Take this as me refusing to not be treated like trash.