Sake
So once again last night I made my annual mistake of trying sake (Japanese rice wine). We bought a bottle several years ago for cooking purposes, and I drink a little every now and then in the false hope that it will not be horrible. I am always disappointed. Remember that scene in "Waterworld" where Kevin Costner pisses into a cup, runs it through a rusty filter, then drinks it again? I imagine the taste of that fluid would be indistinguishable from sake.