Sucking too hard on your lollipop
What is your initials?:
F.J.
If you add a letter or two, could you spell a word?If so, what?:
Bummer, I’d have to add three and then I’d have FJORD. Umm, how about, Faja (as in, fire pronounced by 50 cent)?
Where were you born?:
In the seventh circle of Hades
If you could go back out with any ex, would you?:
Lol no
Do you eat meat?:
No I do not
Have You ever had a near death experience?:
I had a near-near death experience but not the real deal =(
Which way do you prefer to die, Burn or Drown?:
I think drowning. It must feel really bad, but burning… Jesus that scares me even more. And your bod doesn’t look good dead either way. Ew what a horrible decision to make!
Have ever asked someone out?:
Nope
Have you ever been really bored this summer?:
Umm, not constantly, but sometimes
If you could poke someone in the stomach all day and yell 'RAPE' would you?:
I already do that.
Do you like Cosmopolitan(MAG) or Twilight(BOOK)better?:
TWILIGHT <33345
In Cosmo, have you ever experienced any of those seducting moves?:
Ha, I don’t read Cosmopolitan
If your bff liked their hair curly,but it was hideous, would you tell them?:
I’d laugh at them all day until they found out themselves without having me tell them
Do you like Heinz ketchup or those little weird brands?:
Weird little brands. I don’t like ketchup, only curry xD
Computer or Cellular?:
COM-PU-TAH
Do you like telling stories?:
As a matter of fact, I do!
Phobias, got any?:
Uhm, a semi-phobia for spiders, and, you know, the usual, men with moustaches
After a shower, do you use 2 towels or 1?:
One, even though it’s usually soaked because I wrap my hair in it
Do you like wearing bright colours, or dull shabby ones?:
Dull shabby ones, because I am a dull shabby person.
American Eagle, Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch?:
Neither, but - okay umm, Hollister? Blije said it was a brand so maybe she likes it.
Would you rather eat a Poopy Flavoured Lollipop or Vanilla Crickets?:
Poopy!
Knee-Highs and Mini-Skirt or shortshorts&commando?:
Hah hah, knee-highs and mini-skirt duh.
If a dog you knew was covered in poop, would you bathe it, or leave it?:
I’d point at it and mock it, take pictures of it and then throw more poop at it before I left it.
Naw, kidding, I’d take the hose.
Are you addicted to anything?:
Comfort food, series, música
Do you eat eggs?:
I AM eggs.
If your name were Beatrice, would you shoot yourself?:
Probably
If your hair caught on fire, would you put water on it?:
No, I’d leave it like that because it’s the new catwalk look. OF COURSE I WOULD, YOU DUMB SHIT.
Do you get grossed out by watching, How to Eat Fried Worms?:
Ew, does that exist?
Old Navy or Value Village?:
I know neither of them
Beans Beans the Magical Fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, agree?:
Umm, sure, if that’s what makes you happy
Have you ever eaten a crayon?:
Not as far as I can remember, no!
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?:
My penetrating smell of rotten eggs, milk gone bad mixed with a slight hint of cinnamon (that doesn’t do much good because the other smells are pretty dominant)
Do you like hot sauce?:
No.
Are you hot?:
For you I am
What are you wearing?:
My tiger bra and hotpants with high-heeled white cowboy boots
Have you ever had a Piczo site, did you think you were cool?:
Umm, no, I don’t know what it is, does that make me less cool?
What is your favourite color?:
The colour of rotting corpses
Do you like brown rice?:
NO
What is your favourite fruity scent?:
A sort of apply shampoo! (inside joke)
Do you watch Danny Phantom?:
I used to, is that still on Dutch telly? I love Danny Phantom! And Sam. Their kisses look LAME though, Sam should hook up with whatshisface, his convenient computer geek friend.
what do you do when vending machines steal your money?:
I shrug and walk away without my chocolate kick. The world will suffer the effects
Do you like Giraffes?:
Never met one
Do you think expensive clothes places are a rip-off?:
Ya totally, I mean seriously? You buy a top, just a top for like 60 euros and it says *BRAND NAME* in big, ugly fluorescent letters… YOU’RE JUST A WALKING BILLBOARD! Advertising is the only thing you do, most of the time those clothes aren’t even pretty.
Do you have a really annoying aunt?:
Umm, yeah, she’s a whore.
If you were to eat a Jar of Suicide hot sauce for $1000 would you?:
Would it kill me? If so, then the 1000 bucks wouldn’t help me out that much, would they? They’d merely pay for my coffin or something and I want to be cremated (saving space underground pplz!)
If there was a bug on your floor, would you go to bed with it there?:
Not if it was squished there, ew.
What is your favourite song?:
Cross my heart by the Rocket Summer - HAH HAH, no umm Winter by Joshua Radin/0% interest by Jason Mraz/Dante’s Prayer by Loreena McKennitt
Haircutters; First Choice or The one in Zellars?:
Huh?
What item that is yellow is closest to you?:
My yellow top, it’s on my skin, that’s pretty close yes?
Do you know someone who is a cougar?:
Hahhaahah, previously mentioned aunt may be.
What's your ringtone?:
Love today by Mika. It’s freaking me out and I’m changing it RIGHT NOW… And somehow I’m unable to.
Did you wet your bedsheets in the last 4 years?:
With water, maybe.
If you were to make out with someone right now, who would it be?:
I won’t mention his name but the answer is pretty clear
Ever been to a Mexican Bar?:
Naw, have been to a Mexican restaurant, does that count?
Facebook or Msn?:
MSN
Liz Phair or J.Santana?:
Ha, then Liz Phair
Who is your favourite, Grandma or Sister?:
I don’t have a sister, yay, so Grandma!
Have you ever given money to a bum?:
Umm, what, I should slip it in the crack?
Do you look at the security t.v.s in stores then try to find the camera?:
… Yes.
Little Debbie or Vachon?:
Who?
iTunes or Windows Media Player?:
WMP
Do you believe Anaconda's 'secretly' are in lakes?:
Yes, CONSPIRING AGAINST US
Constipation or the Flu?:
Constipation, for the word only.
Are you a good liar?:
I believe I am
Have you ever been so mad, that you could stab someone in the face?:
STAB ME RIP STAB STAB
Barbie or Bratz?:
Barbie! Those transvestite looking heffas can go fuck themselves in a corner, they won’t get any profit from me.
Is your room messy a lot?:
No, it’s not - or at least, I sometimes think so but everyone disagrees with me (admitted, compared to ‘them’, my room is the tidiest paradise you’ve ever been).
Do you like the smell of Gasoline?:
I DO! Did you know it’s amongst the world’s most beloved smells?
iPod or MP3?:
MP3, baby, because I’m too sloppy to actually not lose an iPod.
What is your favourite invention?:
Those thingies that you use to stab an apple with so you can take out its GUTS. Isn’t that great and completely USELESS?
Do you like to bathe in your own dirt?:
It’s what I do most Sundays.
Would you rather not brush your teeth for a week or no shower?:
Ew, umm, no shower then, all the dirt that can pile up in your mouth is unbelievable… (and then I’ll secretly wash my face with the water I use for my teeth).
Normal or Skinny jeans?:
I like skinny jeans, I just don’t fit in the skinniest xD
Do you think shaving is a waste of time?:
No, I think it’s necessary, okay so it’s a belief society whispered in my ear but I think armpit hair and such is gross, and it’s a puddle of germs.
Do you like Will Smith?:
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. We have an on-and-off thing (he just doesn’t know about it).
Has a rumour ever been spread about you?:
I’m sure there has.
Do you tell good jokes?:
Do I?
Do you like to sleep in?:
Umm, yeah sometimes.
Yellow or Purple?:
At the moment, purple.
In a public washroom do you flush with your foot or hand?:
Huh? Umm, hand?
Does the word Sex make you squirmy?:
Lol, I can handle the word sex.
Have you ever sat on a toilet so long you had red rings around your butt?:
Haha, I don’t check out my ass every time I leave the toilet, but I’m sure I have xD
Have you ever owned a pair of white sunglasses?:
I have not.
Do you like McGreasy?(McDonalds):
Are those the restrooms or something? Umm I think it sounds disgusting and meaty so no I do not, even though I do not know it (I’m really prejudiced)
Do you like to go Commando?:
Sure
Do you like to get your nails done?:
I’ve only had that once but yeah I liked it, even though that woman was CREEPY.
Do specific things turn you on about the opposite gender?:
Jawlines, shoulder blades, back panes, eyes, hair, skin, arms, tendons, voice
HSM2 or Hairspray?:
HAIRSPRAY ALL THE WAY, I mean, John Travolta dressing in drag or Zac Efron dressing in drag… (even though he is in both), I make up my mind really quickly
Do you know what a mosque is?:
No, it sounds like something that has a nice, chic ring to it but is actually disgusting, like a cocksucking contest or something.
Do you secretly like one of your siblings friends?:
Not really like, but I think he’s cute, especially when he sleeps (and then especially when my brother is a roaring sea lion sleeping next to him)
Do you easily get embarrassed?:
My embarrassment bar is raised very high
What is something that makes you cringe?:
Hayley Williams’ hair colour
kiss, hug, make-out, hand holding, which one do you prefer?:
Umm, I think it’s all cool
Have you ever beaten the Impossible Quiz?:
No
Your music teacher, Gay or Straight?:
If I had one, he’d be gay
Have you ever had a bf/gf you regret dating?:
Naw
Are you a good speller?:
Jes.
At a wedding would you rather: hook up with a guy, dance or drink all night?:
I think I’d hook up with a guy, weddings are boring as fuck and it’s nicer if you remember the whole thing in the morning and have a nice night too, right?
Do you like hot showers in the morning?:
No, but I LOVE hot showers in the evening!
were you anxious about anything today?:
Yeah, my wallet got stolen (and then it didn’t)
U.S.A or Canada?:
U.S.A.
Do you ever watch Family Guy Marathons?:
I have once, I love Family Guy!
If you could change any question on here, which would it be?:
The one about my music teacher, I don’t have one =(
And your name is?:
Sex Bullet.
F.J.
If you add a letter or two, could you spell a word?If so, what?:
Bummer, I’d have to add three and then I’d have FJORD. Umm, how about, Faja (as in, fire pronounced by 50 cent)?
Where were you born?:
In the seventh circle of Hades
If you could go back out with any ex, would you?:
Lol no
Do you eat meat?:
No I do not
Have You ever had a near death experience?:
I had a near-near death experience but not the real deal =(
Which way do you prefer to die, Burn or Drown?:
I think drowning. It must feel really bad, but burning… Jesus that scares me even more. And your bod doesn’t look good dead either way. Ew what a horrible decision to make!
Have ever asked someone out?:
Nope
Have you ever been really bored this summer?:
Umm, not constantly, but sometimes
If you could poke someone in the stomach all day and yell 'RAPE' would you?:
I already do that.
Do you like Cosmopolitan(MAG) or Twilight(BOOK)better?:
TWILIGHT <33345
In Cosmo, have you ever experienced any of those seducting moves?:
Ha, I don’t read Cosmopolitan
If your bff liked their hair curly,but it was hideous, would you tell them?:
I’d laugh at them all day until they found out themselves without having me tell them
Do you like Heinz ketchup or those little weird brands?:
Weird little brands. I don’t like ketchup, only curry xD
Computer or Cellular?:
COM-PU-TAH
Do you like telling stories?:
As a matter of fact, I do!
Phobias, got any?:
Uhm, a semi-phobia for spiders, and, you know, the usual, men with moustaches
After a shower, do you use 2 towels or 1?:
One, even though it’s usually soaked because I wrap my hair in it
Do you like wearing bright colours, or dull shabby ones?:
Dull shabby ones, because I am a dull shabby person.
American Eagle, Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch?:
Neither, but - okay umm, Hollister? Blije said it was a brand so maybe she likes it.
Would you rather eat a Poopy Flavoured Lollipop or Vanilla Crickets?:
Poopy!
Knee-Highs and Mini-Skirt or shortshorts&commando?:
Hah hah, knee-highs and mini-skirt duh.
If a dog you knew was covered in poop, would you bathe it, or leave it?:
I’d point at it and mock it, take pictures of it and then throw more poop at it before I left it.
Naw, kidding, I’d take the hose.
Are you addicted to anything?:
Comfort food, series, música
Do you eat eggs?:
I AM eggs.
If your name were Beatrice, would you shoot yourself?:
Probably
If your hair caught on fire, would you put water on it?:
No, I’d leave it like that because it’s the new catwalk look. OF COURSE I WOULD, YOU DUMB SHIT.
Do you get grossed out by watching, How to Eat Fried Worms?:
Ew, does that exist?
Old Navy or Value Village?:
I know neither of them
Beans Beans the Magical Fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, agree?:
Umm, sure, if that’s what makes you happy
Have you ever eaten a crayon?:
Not as far as I can remember, no!
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?:
My penetrating smell of rotten eggs, milk gone bad mixed with a slight hint of cinnamon (that doesn’t do much good because the other smells are pretty dominant)
Do you like hot sauce?:
No.
Are you hot?:
For you I am
What are you wearing?:
My tiger bra and hotpants with high-heeled white cowboy boots
Have you ever had a Piczo site, did you think you were cool?:
Umm, no, I don’t know what it is, does that make me less cool?
What is your favourite color?:
The colour of rotting corpses
Do you like brown rice?:
NO
What is your favourite fruity scent?:
A sort of apply shampoo! (inside joke)
Do you watch Danny Phantom?:
I used to, is that still on Dutch telly? I love Danny Phantom! And Sam. Their kisses look LAME though, Sam should hook up with whatshisface, his convenient computer geek friend.
what do you do when vending machines steal your money?:
I shrug and walk away without my chocolate kick. The world will suffer the effects
Do you like Giraffes?:
Never met one
Do you think expensive clothes places are a rip-off?:
Ya totally, I mean seriously? You buy a top, just a top for like 60 euros and it says *BRAND NAME* in big, ugly fluorescent letters… YOU’RE JUST A WALKING BILLBOARD! Advertising is the only thing you do, most of the time those clothes aren’t even pretty.
Do you have a really annoying aunt?:
Umm, yeah, she’s a whore.
If you were to eat a Jar of Suicide hot sauce for $1000 would you?:
Would it kill me? If so, then the 1000 bucks wouldn’t help me out that much, would they? They’d merely pay for my coffin or something and I want to be cremated (saving space underground pplz!)
If there was a bug on your floor, would you go to bed with it there?:
Not if it was squished there, ew.
What is your favourite song?:
Cross my heart by the Rocket Summer - HAH HAH, no umm Winter by Joshua Radin/0% interest by Jason Mraz/Dante’s Prayer by Loreena McKennitt
Haircutters; First Choice or The one in Zellars?:
Huh?
What item that is yellow is closest to you?:
My yellow top, it’s on my skin, that’s pretty close yes?
Do you know someone who is a cougar?:
Hahhaahah, previously mentioned aunt may be.
What's your ringtone?:
Love today by Mika. It’s freaking me out and I’m changing it RIGHT NOW… And somehow I’m unable to.
Did you wet your bedsheets in the last 4 years?:
With water, maybe.
If you were to make out with someone right now, who would it be?:
I won’t mention his name but the answer is pretty clear
Ever been to a Mexican Bar?:
Naw, have been to a Mexican restaurant, does that count?
Facebook or Msn?:
MSN
Liz Phair or J.Santana?:
Ha, then Liz Phair
Who is your favourite, Grandma or Sister?:
I don’t have a sister, yay, so Grandma!
Have you ever given money to a bum?:
Umm, what, I should slip it in the crack?
Do you look at the security t.v.s in stores then try to find the camera?:
… Yes.
Little Debbie or Vachon?:
Who?
iTunes or Windows Media Player?:
WMP
Do you believe Anaconda's 'secretly' are in lakes?:
Yes, CONSPIRING AGAINST US
Constipation or the Flu?:
Constipation, for the word only.
Are you a good liar?:
I believe I am
Have you ever been so mad, that you could stab someone in the face?:
STAB ME RIP STAB STAB
Barbie or Bratz?:
Barbie! Those transvestite looking heffas can go fuck themselves in a corner, they won’t get any profit from me.
Is your room messy a lot?:
No, it’s not - or at least, I sometimes think so but everyone disagrees with me (admitted, compared to ‘them’, my room is the tidiest paradise you’ve ever been).
Do you like the smell of Gasoline?:
I DO! Did you know it’s amongst the world’s most beloved smells?
iPod or MP3?:
MP3, baby, because I’m too sloppy to actually not lose an iPod.
What is your favourite invention?:
Those thingies that you use to stab an apple with so you can take out its GUTS. Isn’t that great and completely USELESS?
Do you like to bathe in your own dirt?:
It’s what I do most Sundays.
Would you rather not brush your teeth for a week or no shower?:
Ew, umm, no shower then, all the dirt that can pile up in your mouth is unbelievable… (and then I’ll secretly wash my face with the water I use for my teeth).
Normal or Skinny jeans?:
I like skinny jeans, I just don’t fit in the skinniest xD
Do you think shaving is a waste of time?:
No, I think it’s necessary, okay so it’s a belief society whispered in my ear but I think armpit hair and such is gross, and it’s a puddle of germs.
Do you like Will Smith?:
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. We have an on-and-off thing (he just doesn’t know about it).
Has a rumour ever been spread about you?:
I’m sure there has.
Do you tell good jokes?:
Do I?
Do you like to sleep in?:
Umm, yeah sometimes.
Yellow or Purple?:
At the moment, purple.
In a public washroom do you flush with your foot or hand?:
Huh? Umm, hand?
Does the word Sex make you squirmy?:
Lol, I can handle the word sex.
Have you ever sat on a toilet so long you had red rings around your butt?:
Haha, I don’t check out my ass every time I leave the toilet, but I’m sure I have xD
Have you ever owned a pair of white sunglasses?:
I have not.
Do you like McGreasy?(McDonalds):
Are those the restrooms or something? Umm I think it sounds disgusting and meaty so no I do not, even though I do not know it (I’m really prejudiced)
Do you like to go Commando?:
Sure
Do you like to get your nails done?:
I’ve only had that once but yeah I liked it, even though that woman was CREEPY.
Do specific things turn you on about the opposite gender?:
Jawlines, shoulder blades, back panes, eyes, hair, skin, arms, tendons, voice
HSM2 or Hairspray?:
HAIRSPRAY ALL THE WAY, I mean, John Travolta dressing in drag or Zac Efron dressing in drag… (even though he is in both), I make up my mind really quickly
Do you know what a mosque is?:
No, it sounds like something that has a nice, chic ring to it but is actually disgusting, like a cocksucking contest or something.
Do you secretly like one of your siblings friends?:
Not really like, but I think he’s cute, especially when he sleeps (and then especially when my brother is a roaring sea lion sleeping next to him)
Do you easily get embarrassed?:
My embarrassment bar is raised very high
What is something that makes you cringe?:
Hayley Williams’ hair colour
kiss, hug, make-out, hand holding, which one do you prefer?:
Umm, I think it’s all cool
Have you ever beaten the Impossible Quiz?:
No
Your music teacher, Gay or Straight?:
If I had one, he’d be gay
Have you ever had a bf/gf you regret dating?:
Naw
Are you a good speller?:
Jes.
At a wedding would you rather: hook up with a guy, dance or drink all night?:
I think I’d hook up with a guy, weddings are boring as fuck and it’s nicer if you remember the whole thing in the morning and have a nice night too, right?
Do you like hot showers in the morning?:
No, but I LOVE hot showers in the evening!
were you anxious about anything today?:
Yeah, my wallet got stolen (and then it didn’t)
U.S.A or Canada?:
U.S.A.
Do you ever watch Family Guy Marathons?:
I have once, I love Family Guy!
If you could change any question on here, which would it be?:
The one about my music teacher, I don’t have one =(
And your name is?:
Sex Bullet.