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[pakkusgal]

Can's
Can you swim?: Yes, I love swimming!
Can you dance?: Err, well, sort of, but it looks a bit like Harry Potter at the Yule Ball

Can you whistle?: No I cannot, and when I try, a horrid sound resembling a choking duck escapes out through my teeth, so I rather don’t try it.
Can you sing?: Yes, I can, but I’m not an outstanding talent.
Can you play an instrument?: I drum (with my fingers) often!
Can you cross you eyes?: I am naturally cross-eyed, so, yes, I can. My eye sort of drifts off like Quasimodo. It looks odd.
Can you roll your tongue?: Not like sushi, but I do fairly well.
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: How could anyone possibly do that?
Can you do a back flip?: In the water, I can.
Can you do a back bend?: *see answer above*
Can you fight?: Yes, I’m actually very mean and I can do one cool judo move.

Can you cook?: If you want to die a certain death, then sure, I can! Naw, I manage, if I can read the instructions.
Can you rum your tummy while you pat your head?: What the fuck is rumming your tummy?
Can you lick your elbow?: I found out that nobody can.
Can you make people laugh easily?: I hope so?
Can you draw?: Yes, but you may think my hippo is a bottle of nail polish or something, so I don’t guarantee object recognition. That’s okay, I got past THAT complex long ago.
Can you paint?: The paint usually ends up all over my clothes/face and innocent bystanders.
Can you type fast?: It’s pretty much my only talent.
Can you scream your thoughts without being embarrassed?: Often, but my thoughts are usually pretty embarrassing, so I’m past most stages of humiliation already, thus it’s less embarrassing for me to scream my thoughts out loud; people get used to them.
Can you belch?: Not on purpose.

Can you face your fears?: I could… I don’t usually. It’s mostly me that gets confronted, I don’t stumble toward my fears face forward.
Can you concentrate on a task easily?: Depends on what the task is. If I like it, I get absorbed by it, if I’m not interested in it, it may take a while.
Can you do the electric slide?: Is that some sort of dance movement? If it’s like Billy Crawford (or what’s his name) in that horrific music video he had ten gazillion years ago, then no, I’m ashamed to admit I cannot. I tried, though.
Can you roll your eyes to the back of your head?: The back of my head is a far end to reach using only my eyeballs. It’s not like they can swim out of their sockets and into my brains.
Can you hold your breath for more than 20 seconds?: I thought everyone could; yay, another talent!
Can you play a sport?: I used to play tennis, so I think I can still play on dummy-level, and I get excited with hockey at school, I usually smash that stick right up people’s… right. Next!
Can you throw a football the proper way?: If I try to hit someone, it hits the goal most of the time, but I try to avoid people and that’s when I hit them. No I cannot, unless someone pushes me right on time so I miss heads/vital parts of nearby bodies.
Can you devote yourself to a significant other entirely?: Right now? Yes. Yes yes yes. He just has no clue whatsoever.
Can you stand on a skateboard?: If it doesn’t move and someone holds me tightly, I can. Easily!

Did's
Did you ever get arrested?: No =(
Did you ever skip school?: Skipping School is my middle name.
Did you ever have a medical emergency?: Only with my mum, I’m sort of a fulltime medical emergency but nothing really ever happened to me physically.
Did you ever think about suicide?: Sure, but I didn’t consider it as a possibility for the near future or anything.
Did you ever faint?: No, but nearly though.
Did you ever cry over a crush?: Coincidentally, today I did!
Did you ever have your heart broken?: Yes.
Did you ever get into a fight?: Hee, hee. Yes.
Did you ever ride a plane?: Yes, to Turkey (and back, of course)
Did you ever fall in love?: I have recently (and one time before that)
Did you ever lose someone close to you?: Well, my grandparents, but we weren’t best buds, they were just… you know, family and I liked them. But I guess you could call them close. And if not by death, I lost a friend I care(d) about.
Did you ever fail a class?: Hah, sure, loads of times.
Did you ever sleep with a blankie?: *cough* Should I be ashamed to admit I did?
Did you ever believe a monster was under your bed?:  No, but I believed it was in the toilet, which made things a little bit harder, thank you very much.
Did you ever streak?: I WANT TO!
Did you ever drink alcohol?: Sure I did!
Did you ever take drugs?: Nope
Did you ever stalk anyone?: Am currently
Did you ever have a stalker?: Sort of, but he wasn’t obsessive, just a regular stalker, not anywhere NEAR my level of amazing stalking abilities.
Did you ever wish on a star?: Hah, yes, but only when I was younger.
Did you ever dance in the rain?: Yes, I have. It’s fun! But then, I don’t mind the rain. If you do, you may be annoyed when you slip and fall into a puddle of mud.
Did you ever kiss in the rain?: Naw, but it sounds fantastic.
Did you ever have a secret Santa?: Like, a really old dude I suspected of being Santa or…? Sure, my grandfather has amazing Santa-potential. His belly is impressive.
Did you ever have a secret admirer?: Well I don’t know, I hope so, but he stays secret until this day.
Did you ever attend a wedding?: Yeah. The food was great.
Did you ever attend a funeral?: Yep.
Did you ever stay up all night?: A couple of times, I love it. Brings out both the best and worst in people.
Did you ever stay up 2 nights in a row?: Um, yeah, but I slept by day.
Did you ever sleep in class?: *snort* I joined the I SLEEP IN CLASS hyves, so I guess that answers your question nicely, doesn’t it?
Did you ever listen to the inside of a sea shell?: Uh-huh, it’s a little Confunding (ha, Harry Potter slang!) though.
Did you ever find a 4 leaf clover?: Yezz, it was maaaaagical.
Did you ever swim in the ocean?: Of course I have!
Did you ever fear the dark?: Yeah, I sometimes get scared when I hear noises during my paper round that are not to be heard before the sun has risen *eep* I immediately envision rape scenes involving me and three creepy black guys, so my imagination surely adds up to the fear, but it was never necessary to actually fear the dark.

Did you ever go to a concert?: Yes, I adore concerts! They give me so much energy and just fill me up with gleeeeeee!
Did you ever have a pet goldfish?: A couple of them, but they died before I could blink twice. I think I may have been a little too generous with their food.

Don’t judge me, I was hungry myself, and they looked STARVING!
Did you ever have a: Who knows?
Did you ever have detention?: Hah, I gave birth to the concept of detention. Puh-lease, I am master and commandor!
Did you ever have a new year's kiss?: Err, they’re hard to avoid. Even random strangers stalk you around the streets until they get a kiss out of you.
Did you ever sleep all day?: Not throughout the entire 24 hours, I was awake for brief periods of time before I drifted back towards the blissful realm of unconsciousness.
Did you ever forget someone's birthday?: Yes, but I quickly redeemed myself!
Did you ever leave out cookies for Santa?: No, he’s obese already! Kids, don’t encourage him!

Did you ever pretend to be a power ranger when younger?: … I preferred Xena the Warrior Princess.
Did you ever eat only the marshmallows in a box of lucky charms?: We don’t really have those in Holland, so I’m sorry, but I’m sure I will one day!
Did you ever fall out of a tree?: It wasn’t that high up.
Did you ever have a depression?: Not a real one, my “depressions” only last a couple of hours before I bounce back to being bubbly again.

Did you ever look for shapes in the clouds with your friends?: Yeah, and I do it alone even more often, I love watching the clouds! I particularly find a lot of elephants. Strange…
Did you ever make funny faces for pictures with your friends?: Who doesn’t? It kind of makes me feel like I experience loss of brain cells, but it’s fun sometimes.
Did you ever cry tears of joy?: Oftentimes!
Did you ever cry yourself to sleep?: Well, I think I wasn’t actually crying when I fell asleep, but I sometimes fall asleep while feeling like I’m not done crying yet. Does that count?

Did you ever donate blood?: No, I think I can’t until I’m eighteen, but I will then.
Did you ever talk about someone behind their back?: I would be Fleur the Hypocrite if I said I didn’t; everyone gossips. Even the Dalai Lama must talk shit about his homeboys.
Did you ever have someone talk about you behind your back?: I don’t know how many times because when it happens behind my back, I’m not really there to hear it, but sure, I’ve heard rumours being spread about myself!
Did you ever try to change your: Hmm?
Did you ever sing the lyrics to songs at the top of your lungs in a car?: Yeah, me and my mum do that for entertainment. It’s actually a bit humiliating when she rolls the windows down and we sing the Nylons (the band name kind of gives away the kind of music) out loud and next to us, a car stops with two slick guys playing hardcore real loud, and we sort of have a lame-off before the traffic light turns green. Seriously? Sad.
Did you ever play laser tag?: No, nobody ever wants to play laser tag with me =(

Did you ever teach an old dog a new trick?: It died before I got the chance.
Did you ever give a tip higher than $5?: Yeah, I liked the waiter.
Did you ever have a bad hair cut?: No, but someone braided my hair once and that was disaster in a nutshell. Or rather on my head. It was horror and I wanted death (to come upon the Braider or maybe me, I’m still undecided).
Did you ever have a moment you never wanted to end?: Yeah, sometimes things just feel so good, so natural to me that I feel like I’m being lifted to a higher level of understanding and luuuuv, but I can cherish the memory, right?

Do’s

Do you believe in magic?: I believe in the world of Harry Potter. Other than that, I do not.
Do you believe in miracles?: Yes, but not because of some higher power, just things that I define as miracles.
Do you think wishes can come true?: Sure, if you make them come true, or if something happens that you wished for because the person that can cause it made the choice you preferred. Again, no spirits or Shyamaladingdong involved.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes, or at least… Mutual attraction. Not particularly love, I don’t think you can feel that strong about someone without getting to know them at least a little at first. You can be absolutely dazzled, though.
Do you believe in true love?: Yes, I do, I think people are able to feel so strongly about a person that their love is pure as water.
Do you believe in the need for a government to keep order?: Anarchies are kind of wild, aren’t they? I think there’s good and bad and it’s right that some authorities are there to at least maintain some orders. Some rules are bullshit though, and being part of an authority doesn’t grant you the right to punish without exceptions. Every situation is different.
Do you think the government would be better without Bush?: *SNORT* I KNOW it would!
Do you believe in a God?: No. Unless you count Jason Mraz, or countless Sex Gods.
Do you believe in a Goddess?: Natalie Portman?
Do you believe in more than one of either?: Ha, polytheism is a funny thing, but it just doesn’t work that way, religion. And to answer the question; No I do not.
Do you attend a religious ceremony more than 5 times a year?: Not anymore, but I used to until I was around the age of thirteen.
Do you believe that broken mirrors bring 7 years of bad luck?: No, I think “FUCK my mirror’s broken, I look worse in parts and pieces then I do as a whole.”
Do you think times change too fast?: Depends what period of time I’m in. Sometimes I wish time would slow down, sometimes I wish I could just skip a while.
Do you believe in luck?: Yeah, but you have something to do with it yourself. It works you if you work it!
Do you believe in any other superstitions?: We have black cats and even though I haven’t really encountered real luck lately, I don’t think them crossing my paths is a sign of the impending destruction of my being.
Do you believe in ghosts?: Lindsay Lohan sometimes looks like one.
Do you think witches exist?: Define witch.
Do you believe in a sixth sense?: It’s in my toenail.
Do you believe in organized religion?: Lol, no, total codswallop.
Do you believe there's a next life?: See you in another life, brother! No, not really. Sadly enough.
Do you believe in a heaven?: Not beyond the borders of this universe.
Do you believe in a purgatory?: Naw. Lame catholic make-believe tales to scare people.
Do you believe in a hell?: It’s called Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Do you believe in reincarnation?: No. In the Bucket List, I heard this cool quote about it, spoken by Jack Nicholson; it went something like “I never got that. What would a snail have to do to go up a level? Leave a perfect trail of slime?”

Yeah, how DOES a snail do that?
Do you think there's a possibility that all Gods are the same God?: If such a creature (if you can call it a creature… I’d rather call it a… being, a power, a might, an energy) existed, I think it would be, yes. But since all religion was (in my opinion) created by men, it’s obvious that some people are confused about that.
Do you think abortion is morally okay?: Yes, it solves some matters. If it’s not necessary though and you could handle a child, I think you should keep it. Life deserves a chance, most of the time.
Do you believe that global warming is a serious problem?: Seriously?
Do you support the War in Iraq?: Err, no, I think too many of ‘our’ people die there without making some or other improvement. It’s just European/American propaganda, and giving our armies a chance to go out in the open and play.

Do you think there's a obvious moment for passage to manhood/womanhood?: That differs for every human being. I think that it’s possibly you experience a moment where you think, ‘that’s it.’ It sure as hell wasn’t my first period. That was just inconvenient, not really a ‘MAN, A FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!’ kind of thing.

Do you think there's life on other planets?: They found proof of water on Mars lately, don’t you read the papers? The evidence is everywhere!
Do you think all viruses and diseases have cures?: No, but I think they can, soon. They just haven’t been figured out yet.

Do you think a nuclear war is possible any day?: Sure, if they hurry the fuck up and take McCain for president, there sure will be! Yay democrats!
Do you believe its okay for Cubans to be allowed to touch and stay?: What do they have to touch?

Do you think building a wall on the Mexican border will do anything?: Err, yeah, grant more Mexicans climbing expertise.
Do you believe in karma?: I know it’s a bitch?
Do you agree with arranged marriage?: Not at all, unless it’s arranged by the lovers.
Do you think we could be acting better to end poverty?: DUH we could! We spend all our money on ourselves, while actually we need so little - DUMP THE MONARCHIES, KINGS AND QUEENS ARE NOT NEEDED WHERE THERE ARE GOVERNMENTS TO OWN THE SHIT!

Do you believe that hard hard work is the only way to a successful life?: Lol, no? I’m more of a love and relaxation kinda girl.
Do you believe in angels?: Do you?
Do you believe that an unknown being is protecting us? (like guardians): Hah, no, I wouldn’t fall over so much if there was.
Do you think the upcoming generation is doomed?: Sure, they have to clean up our mess, we’re doing a pretty good job fucking it all up for them.
Do you think morals are disappearing?: No, they’re hidden behind a bush somewhere.
Do you think the U.S. is ready for a woman president?: If it was a good president, sure, what would the difference be, really? She wouldn’t have a penis but some common sense? Wow, that would really suck.

But let’s spare the US citizens and not make her menopausal or a tad bit too feministic okay?
Do you think the rules for prisoners of war could be better abided?: I don’t know, depends on why they are imprisoned. Are they prisoners because they have done something wrong or are they being held hostage?

Have's
Have you ever wished on a star?: Yes (didn’t you ask me this before? Geez, apart from editing all the spelling errors you made, which was A LOT, you make me answer the same question twice? THIS Q&A IS ALREADY PRETTY FUCKING LONG WITHOUT THAT SORT OF JUNK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH)
Have you wished on a dandelion?: I don’t know what that is. What is that?
Have you ever been to another country?: Yes, I have.
Have you ever been to another continent?: Turkey doesn’t fully belong to Europe, does it? If it does, then no, I have not.
Have you ever moved?: Thrice.
Have you ever eaten sushi?: Yeah, I love it. I’m actually looking around trying to find vegetarian sushi, but I haven’t found any yet (shame!)
Have you laughed until you cried?: All the time!
Have you pants-ed someone?: Like a wedgie? Or pulling their pants down? Only the latter. It was embarrassing for both parties.
Have you been pants-ed?: Never, yay!
Have you been in a mosh pit?: Sure, pretty damn painful.
Have you wished someone would die?: No, not really, or… well not someone that I’m around often, I couldn’t stand to actually see it happen, but you know, sources of evil like Hussein and Hitler, the obvious really. They only brought destruction and demise to this world and I think the world is better off without them. Letting them wallow for years wouldn’t do much good, they’d be too convinced of their own beliefs to actually consider the possibility that they were a bad influence on anyone (let alone their country’s population).
Have you ever caught snowflakes on your tongue?: Yeah, tastier than air!
Have you ever broken a bone?: No, not even in my own body!
Have you ever sprained any part of your body?: Yeah, I hit both my hand and my foot a little too hard on the kitchen sink once - sad, no?
Have you ever been in a talent show?: Hah, Elementary Amateurs of Karaoke For Lametards and Handicapable No-lifers United - I won!
Have you auditioned for a play?: Nope. My acting skills SUCK.
Have you ever envied someone else's life?: Hmm, I guess, but not willing to trade it for my own.

Have you ever spent a class staring at a boy/girl?: Err, all the time? Well not this year, not yet, at least? But last year, I did that for a hobby.
Have you received a love note?: No, I’ve received love cars though!
Have you written a love note?: Sure. Never sent it though.
Have you given that person the love note?: Oh, well, read above.
Have you gotten a reward?: Err, yeah, sure, but do you mean for something official? My parents reward me often, too.

Have you won a competition?: YEAH, the club championships in tennis, yo!
Have you been in the newspaper?: *cough* Embarrassing as it is, twice this year. Including Awful Picture of Ugly.
Have you ever went window shopping?: Does anyone not go window shopping every once in a while? When you run out of cash, you have to do something when evading homework or family members!
Have you went to stores with no intention to shop but to try on clothes?: Geez.
Have you ever seen a midnight movie?: Not at the theatre (only near midnight). At home? Yeah, recently, too.
Have you ever written a song?: I tried. It sucked.
Have you ever tried to catch fire flies?: It gets tiring after a very short amount of time. When done trying to catch them, I usually try to k33l them, so now I just ignore ‘em.

How's?
How many times have you been to the hospital?: More times as a visitor than as a patient; I visited my mum all summer long once, and for myself… I’ve had *counts* three surgeries, I think. And a lot of regular visits to the nose/ear/mouth doctor for my (stray) eyes.
How many movies do you own?: Not much, like 20?
How many friends can you think of off the top of your head?: More than 20 people I consider as friends, at least (though some are on the verge of acquaintance… I’m still mulling it over). Yay, more than movies! I heart friends.
How many relationships have u had?: People form relationships all the time. I have a relationship with my dog, my history teacher, my ex-tennis coach, and everyone I ever talked to.
How many siblings do you have?: One, and four semi-siblings.
How late is your curfew?: I don’t have one, unless my mother is grumpy. Usually, on a school day, I’m home before eleven (my bed time is 9 am because I do papers. I don’t sleep a lot).
How often do you go to the movies?: Not so very often, I prefer to watch a DVD at home but I actually like the cinema. I should go more frequently. Volunteers?
How often do you go to the mall?: We don’t really have a mall, just… the shopping centre of the town, I go there a lot.
How often do you hang out with your friends?: Like three times a week? Maybe more?
How often do you have time to just sit and relax?: Ha, I MAKE time, even though it’s not actually there to be spent on procrastinating!
How often do you worry about what others think about you?: Hmm, quite often, I think, it’s just something that crosses your mind when someone looks at you funny or says something you don’t know what to think of. I guess I’m just curious, and a wee bit insecure.
How often do you hope for things to happen?: Basically, I wish for the same thing to happen over and over again, and time and time again that thing changes.
How often do you feel stressed?: Any school day.
How often do you spend time at home?: I like being at home, I’m there a lot.
How many piercings do you have?: Just my ears pierced (once).

How many posters do you have in your room?: Four (one I have to get back up there, but I count it anyway)
How many times do you trip while walking in a week?: A lot! I mostly blame the sidewalk.
How often do you get embarrassed?: Most situations I encounter involve embarrassment. It’s inevitable, when your name is Fleur.
How often do you wonder if you can trust the people you trust?: Not so often, I trust them, so I don’t think I really need to doubt them. What do you think trust is about?
How often do you just sit and hang with your friends just to talk?: It’s one of the things I love most!
How often do you ask your friends for advice?: Quite often, I tend to freak out a lot and go ‘OMGWTF WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO’
How comfortable are you with yourself?: I’m quite comfortable with my personality. I like my jokes (duh, if you don’t like your own jokes, why would you make them?).
How comfortable are you around others?: I think I’m actually pretty comfortable there, people are usually nice to me (TO MY FACE BUT I N0 U HATERS!)
How high is your self-esteem?: Er.
How do you usually get around?: With money? Or… If it’s about money, I have a paper round which gets me some cash every month xD
How often do you feel lonely?: Sometimes, but not like I used to.
How often do you feel daring?: Hah, pretty much all the time. The world’s a dare!
How often do you get in fights with others?: Not so often anymore! I only ever fight with my mom anymore (and that’s rare now, too), it’s getting boring…
How long to you usually talk to your friends?: For as long as they can stand me.
How long do you spend getting ready in the morning?: Hair/make-up and that kinda shite… Ten minutes? Maybe more, sometimes less.
How long is your average shower?: Lol, I take long showers. Sometimes 30 minutes, but usually my mum won’t permit that and steals away my hot water so I come out screaming and shivering (kay well not exactly screaming but fuck that’s cold) after… what, 20 minutes?

How long has it been since your last visit to a dentist?: A couple of months, I think the verdict is another visit in about a month.
How long has it been since you went on a vacation?: Fall last year - pathetic, no? Oh no wait, this April I went to Paris for a few days, does that count?
How often do you wonder about your future?: At school, they basically force me to think about it every week, so yeah, every week? And most of my planning and thinking takes place in the near future - so I don’t ponder my career choice weekly or daily, but I do think ‘what’s gonna happen next, what am I going to wear tomorrow, how late…’ etc.
How often do you go on the computer?: *cough*
How tall are you?: 1.76 bitch! I don’t know - wait, that’s about… 5 ft 7, 5 ft 8. Is that tall or isn’t it?
How long is your hair?: Not down to the waist, but it’s floating somewhere around that area. I’m actually getting a haircut today.
How long are your nails?: Pretty short, my mum feasted on them just yesterday.
How caring are you?: I care about a lot of people and I care about animals, but I can be pretty cruel in thoughts to some people, too. Some things just go beyond my rules.
How loving are you?: I love love.
How do you spend your weekends?: Wasting my time before it wastes me.
How much money do you have on you at this moment?: I’m not a Sikh wedding!
How much money do you have in your bank?: Lol, right now, not a lot, I’ve spent a little too much lately [a] How will I go by? =(
How often do you instant message your friends?: Er, I’m usually out of prepaid credits but when I do have it, I’m muy into texting.

Last's
Last person you talked to?: My semi-stepbrother, he showed me this slightly weird optic illusions book and tried to make me see things that aren’t actually there.
Last movie you saw?: The Bucket List (3d time) and a bit of A Clockwork Orange at school.
Last song you heard?: Speeding Cars by Imogen Heap
Last thing you said aloud?: It’s okay by me (speeding cars)
Last thing you thought to yourself?: Is he in school already?

Last item you bought?: An iced cappuccino.
Last drink you had?: A cup of milk. (I DON’T DRINK MILK FROM A GLASS, LYNCH ME BUT IT’S GROSS)
Last food you ate?: A slice of bread with vegetarian pate (does paté have an English synonym?) on it.
Last holiday you passed?: Summer holidays.
Last birthday you had?: Mine? My 16th - other than that, Hanna’s (my friend), she had her sugary sweet 16 a couple of days ago.
Last person you instant messaged?: I don’t do IM, I do messenger - that would be Tari.

Last time you went to the movies?: Sunday.
Last time you went to the mall?: *centre* Yesterday.
Last thing you bought to give to someone else?: Err, a muffin, to Norma.
Last time you cried?: Yesterday afternoon.
Last song you sang aloud?: I’m not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you by Black Kids
Last car you drove in?: I was only a passenger, but that was Evelien’s mum’s car, a… Sénic?
Last argument you had?: About my involvement in family activities xD With my mum. She thinks I’m skipping them on purpose.
Last cut you received?: Papercut, a coupla days ago while I was… what was I doing, anyway? Sealing an envelope, I think.
Last picture you took?: Yesterday, of my mum’s boyfriend while he was cooking (it was ugly)
Last brand of toothpaste you used?: Colgate baby!
Last dream you had?: Well, I had one last night, but I can’t remember.
Last wish you had?: *smile* Do wishes still come true if I type them aloud?
Last crush you had?: Still high on it.
Last relationship you had?: Like that? Last year somewhere (omg I’m pathetic)
Last flower you received?: I don’t get flowers =(
Last person you called?: On the phone? My dad.
Last person that called you?: My dad again (and unloved, too)
Last time it rained?: Two days ago, me thinks.
Last social event you attended?: School is one big pile of social events!
Last war you won?: Thumb war with my brother.
Last spot you played?: Err, on the field or what? I don’t play team sports.
Last thing you do right before bed?: Read, or listen to some music for Calming Purposes (not those creepy nature CDs, they thoroughly freak me out of my brains)
Last T.V. program show you saw?: Well I TRIED to watch Gossip Girl but it’s not done downloading yet >.<

Last movie on T.V. you saw?: Oh shit that’s been long. Wait, I suppose it was… Omg, Epic Movie?
Last object/food/drink you craved for days?: Chocolate, and the rest of Midnight Sun.
Last person you missed?: Him.
Last gift you received?: I can’t remember, I was drunk.
Last time you went ice skating?: Last winter - it was fun =D
Last time you told your friends how much you appreciated them?: I don’t do that enough, so here’s to you; I love you all and appreciate you more than this Q&A can even begin to imply. Thanks for putting up with me and all my creepy moodswings like a pregnant lady and weirdo comments on every little thing you do or stand for.
Last time you let your friends know you’re there for them?: God, you’re getting me on a guilt trip. STOP IT, I’LL BE NICE!
Last time you went on a date?: I don’t date yet, sad no? No one’s asked me!
Last time you were dressed formally?: Umm, I don’t DO formal.
Last time you had pizza?: Last week, I suppose. Mozzarella. It was tasty.
Last time you rode on a bike?: This morning during my paper round.

Last time you walked somewhere?: I do a walk/biking combination thing when I deliver my papers, does that count? I guess.
Last time you went to a park?: Last week again.
Last time you found work fun?: This morning! I love the quiet (could shoot the cobwebs, though, if the bullet wouldn’t go right through it) and I adore the radio.

Last time you wrote a story?: It’s been too long, really :/ I wrote something in my head, though.
Last time you wrote in a journal/diary?: I’m pretty much doing it now, this is kind of telling a lot about me, isn’t it? And it’s going right on ElJay.
Last time you had ice cream?: Yesterday night, a mini-Magnum.
Last time everything seemed perfect?: Yeah, when was that?
Last time everything seemed to be wrong?: Everything is never wrong, there’s always some ‘points of light and reason’, to quote Edward ‘fuck me’ Cullen.
Last time someone hurt you emotionally?: Mmh, they do that all the time. My ego gets dents in it quite quickly.
Last time someone hurt you physically?: Evelien, yesterday or so. She punches like a man (no, really).
Last bruise you had?: That’s been a couple of weeks, celebration!
Last time you had to take a pill?: I detest pills, I rather suffer in silence than swallow those nasty little motherfuckers.
Last sickness you had?: My heart was aching (not like that, just… really, my heart hurt xD), it was a bit creepy but I’m glad it’s over. And now I have a cold. Hooray.
Last time you were there for a friend when you were needed?: I don’t know when I’m needed, but I hope it’s often.

What's
What shirt are you wearing?: A black top with a purple vest.
What bottoms are you wearing?: My PJ bottoms, I still have to switch pants (mental note; Mustn’t forget that when going to school)
What colour are your socks?: I’m not wearing any.
What shoes are you wearing?: None yet, just flipflops.

What jewellery are you wearing?: None whatsoever!
What time is it?: 8:43 in the morning
What room are you in?: My bedroom, my little oasis of awesome.
What do you currently hear?: *cough* Cassi Thomson’s Caught up in You and the usual noise in the neighbourhood - seriously? It’s NEVER quiet here. If it isn’t the neighbours, there’s some kind of fetishfest going on or whatnot.
What colour is your hair?: It’s brown, I have no idea what shade, I can’t tell the difference between chocolate and hazelnut and mahogany and what else there is.
What pigment is your skin?: Slightly tan, but other than that, it’s just white.
What is your heritage?: Oh I’m a duchess.
What high school do/did you attend?: I’m attending the Ostrea Lyceum in Goes xD
What were the colours?: Blue and dark blue *puke*

What was the school mascot?: We don’t have one, but one of our concierges would do, I s’pose.
What colour is your room?: The walls are beige/red/grey and one is white.
What posters do you have in there?: A Maroon 5 poster of the concert I went to, a black and white large photograph of two people kissing, a large one of a canoe (really calming, btw), the front of the 7th Harry Potter book (very large) and some other photographs and a collage of my fandoms San made for me once.

What is your favourite color?: Somewhere in the realm of turquoise.
What is your favourite TV. station?: Net 5 has the most shows I love.
What is you favourite movie?: Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King, if I really am forced to make a choice. I love so many movies.
What is your favourite ice cream flavour?: Chocolate ever remains my fave.

What is your favourite food?: Pizza and eggs.
What is your favourite drink?: That differs. Sometimes it’s Coke, sometimes Iced Tea and sometimes I crave me some Bailey’s.
What do you wish you were doing?: Going to school, but I can’t seem to abandon this meme just yet.
What is the closest book to you?: De wereld van Sofie by Jostein Gaarder.
What is the colour of the closest pen?: There’s three lying next to each other, they’re white, a funky blue/silvery combination and black.
What do you wish you had?: A little bit of insight in his mind.
What would you do if you had only a day left to live?: Tell him that I love him, give proper goodbyes to everyone and quickly arrange the music for my cremation ceremony. Also, laugh a lot, hopefully until I cry.
What would you like to do on a date?: Depends, I’m an acting-on-a-whim kind of person so I hope it won’t be properly planned until we actually GO on the date.
What do you consider to be an important moral?: Treat people the way they ought to be treated, being human beings just like you (though I have trouble with that sometimes, I do think it’s important to keep in mind xD)

What is the weather now?: Pretty sunny, almost clear blue sky!
What season is it?: It’s still Summer, but soon it will be Autumn.
What is the temperature?: Nearing 15 degrees Celcius or so? Not that hot.
What is your favourite smell?: Calvin Klein IN2U smells so good. But I like grass and smells of some natural and organic things, too, I love a lot of smells. Food, too. And his cologne, I haven’t figured out what it is yet but I do know that I need a fix.
What is one memory you treasure?: Meeting Jason Mraz in person.

What can you not live without?: Love.
What colour are your bed sheets?: Black
What lollipop flavour is your favourite?: Coke, mm, I crave one.
What ice cream topping do you love most?: Sprinkles!
What is your favourite cake?: Chocolate or mocha or something.
What is your favourite holiday?: The Christmas holidays, so cosy and warm even though it’s cold outside. I love it. And the Summer holidays cause they last the longest.
What is one thing you’re allergic to?: Racism and Paris Hilton flashing her panties AGAIN.

What are your true fears?: Abandonment?
What is your favorite season?: Mating season baby!
What is your favorite animal?: I love a lot of animals, but I adore cats & dogs.
What was the last board game you played?: Err, Monopoly.
What was the last video game you played?: Lol that’s been a while! Does EyeToy count?
What was the last book you read?: Umm, I guess it’s Breaking Dawn.
What is/was your favorite subject in school?: English, bébé.
What are/do you want to be when you are an adult?: I want to be innumerably happy and I want to MAKE people happy =D Loooooove & hugs baby.
What is your favorite music category?: It’s somewhere between pop, rock and - yes - emo. I can stand emo music because I’m happy enough to conquer it.
What is your favorite radio station?: 3FM (hah, how correct of me)
What was the last thing you ordered at a restaurant?: Some sort of Mexican wraps, it was a Southern American restaurant.

What was the first thing you thought of this morning?: Shit, 5 am already?
What was the first thing you ate today?: Previously mentioned sandwich.
What was the first thing you drank today?: My first cup of milk xD
What was the last thing you thought of before going to bed last night?: I hope I won’t look like shit in the morning anymore, I’M HOPELESS!
What do you like to do on your spare time?: Make out with strangers.
What event made you cry last?: Seeing him almost popping his eyes out of their sockets at the sight of another girl.
What is your religion?: Atheist.

Who's
Who is you best friend?: I don’t like the title best friend, but there’s multiple persons claiming that throne (well they don’t try to claim it, they just get their ass shoved on it)
Who was the last person to touch you?: Semi-stepbrother (nothing weird, just touching my shoulder)

Who was the last person to kiss you?: … My mum.

Who was the last person to tell you they loved you?: Mum again
Who was the last person to tell you they hated you?: A friend for fun.
Who is your newest friend?: I think it’s Norma?
Who do you trust most?: Myself. Alienation GO!
Whose arms do you feel safe in?: I bet his make me feel like a child being lulled to sleep by his parents.
Who do you have a crush on if you currently have a crush?: A boy/Greek God in my school
Who was the last person you hit playfully?: Friend who punched me like a man
Who was the last person you dreamed about?: I wish I knew, but daydreaming… Oh, I remember.
Who was the last person you thought about?: Him, you remind me of him a lot.
Who was the last celebrity you liked?: Is Jason a celebrity yet?
Who was the last person to hurt you?: Didn’t you ask me this before?
Who was the last person you hurt?: I fear it’s my mother.
Who was the last person you feared?: My mum’s ex-boyfriend.
Who was the last person you laughed at?: A woman with a bum the size of New Zealand.
Who was the last person that laughed at you?: Tell me their name and I’ll punch them in the face.
Who was the last person that stuck up for you in front of you?: I don’t often need people sticking up for me, so I don’t remember who it was, exactly.
Who was the last person to stick up for you when you weren't around?: Seriously? I DON’T KNOW!
Who was the last person you defended when they weren't around?: My brother.
Who was the last person you defended by their side?: Umm, I don’t know.
Who would you die for?: Just die right now on the spot or die for a good cause, like saving their life? ‘Cause if I do die for them (them = family, friends and him, too), I wanna go down like a freaking hero!
Who is your funniest friend?: Evelien outfunnies most people I know.
Who is you craziest friend?: Norma, she pants on the phone.
Who is your most social friend?: Hanna, she’s always around people (do you even know that of yourself?)
Who is your alter ego?: He’s called Julio Javier Leksipino and he’s also my star-crossed lover.
Who is your sworn enemy?: Fucking Slut T.

Who is your most rebellious friend?: Norma “school skipper” *last name left out because of privacy reasons*
Who was the last person you went to for advice?: Norma, I think.
Who was the last person that came to you for advice?: My mother *lame*
Who was the last person to see you cry?: I think someone in my art class but she was nice enough not to ask me about it.
Who was the last person you saw cry?: My mother (and I made her do it =( )
Who is the friend that you consider a guardian angel?: Fuck guardian angel friends, I want me some Edward!
Who do you love like a sister?: No-one, I think me and my sister would hate each other and play Envy Games all the time, I prefer my brother.
Who do you love like a brother?: My brother
Who do you admire?: Plot
Who do you envy?: Giel, he eats so little but he’s so perky!
Who do you respect?: Giel again, he sleeps so little but he’s so perky!
Who do you pity?: A guy from my class with a hunchback.
Who do you want to hang out with right now?: Him + my friends (any friend will do)
Who has the most fun?: Is that a question with a global range?
Who do you want to talk to right now?: Previously mentioned friends and crush.
Who do you want to meet?: Jason again. He’s so incredibly interesting and amazing, I’d do anything to see him again!

That was it? Already?

OH FUCK, I have to go to school.

Love you all!
(PS: I filled this in yesterday, was too lazy to actually post it)