Hey Julie
01. I've come to realize that my butt: Could pass for Jessica “Don’t call me Latina” Alba’s. Or maybe J.Lo.
02. I've come to realize that when I talk: I never seem to stop unless someone hits me to the point of unconsciousness.
03. I've come to realize that if I love someone: I become an obsessive, freaky stalker that never releases their creepy hold on the poor, beloved person that wishes they were ugly as sin and hugely annoying and smelly to everyone they encounter.
04. I've come to realize that I need: My CKin2u to get people to like me.
05. I've come to realize that I've lost: My MP3-player. Again! Also, my faith in the male part of this world. Sorry, Chippendales, sorry, priests, I don’t like you anymore.
06. I've come to realize that I hate it when: People say they know someone better than they know yourself. You always know yourself better than anyone, because you’re in your own head ALL THE TIME, come on!
07. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk: I’ll probably start throwing things around and tell embarrassing stories about myself.
08. I've come to realize that money: Is a never ending black hole where occasionally I can insert my hand and come back with something clutched in my hand, but I’ll always pay the price; eternal damnation that starts around the 20th of each month and ends around the 3rd of the next. So, not exactly eternal, but chronic at least.
09. I've come to realize that my mother: Likes dope. For real!
10. I've come to realize that I'll probably always be: Geeky and overly excited about everything I do.
11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on: Patrick from Spongebob. And Mister L. the Jizzer.
12. I've come to realize that the last time I cried was: About one and a half hour ago.
13. I've come to realize that my cell phone: Is in my bag, so that if Evelien doesn’t know the route to my place, I won’t feel it buzz, so maybe they’ll never get here.
14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning: I’m too conscious of where I am, people should be sleepy for at least ten minutes, but in ten minutes, I’m already out of the house and on my way to pick up the papers. Weird.
15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night: I take a long time between telling the folks at casa di Fleur “I’m going to sleep now!” and actually going to bed, and an even longer time between actually diving into my bed and diving into the realm of sleep.
16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about: How I’m suddenly able to listen to Colbie “Fuckhead” Caillait’s bubbly again - I guess love does that to you.
17. I've come to realize that babies: Are so annoying, I could strangle them if they weren’t so welcoming and cute the time they’re not shitting/puking over you or wetting themselves on your head or something. Plus, seriously, WHERE DO YOU GUYS THINK SACKY BOOBS COME FROM?
18. I've come to realize that when I get on livejournal: I get obsessive and post like five times a day (or at least, this day).
19. I've come to realize that today I will: Not be able to finish my homework if I continue doing things like this, and am probably going to finish my stash of vegetarian sausages.
20. I've come to realize that tonight I will: Wait for him to show up online, and just track my geology homework on the internet. Heh, heh.
21. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will: Look for him throughout the lunch break AGAIN, and am going to try to live through gymnastics.
22. I've come to realize that I really want to: Take a shower. My hair is greasy.
23. I've come to realize that who is most likely to repost this is: Umm, Riek, once she finds her meme-absorbed self again!
24. I've come to realize relationships: Must be nice; I just saw a guy twirling his girlfriend (who looked like she was seven, I thought it was incest gone public at first) around in the air and kissing her while he was doing that. It was incredibly cute, and he didn’t even drop her!
25. I've come to realize love: Is one of the many words it takes to completely catch me off guard and have me daydreaming for > 30 minutes straight before I finally respond to whatever you were saying that had love in the description.
26. I've come to realize my best guy friend: Is using gadgets to lure girls to his den, where he’ll never let them go.
27. I've come to realize my best girl friend: Is delusional in thinking she has cankles while actually she has the skinniest legs of all time.
28. I've come to realize food: Is an all-time addiction for me and I want to be able to fight it.
29. I've come to realize that when I'm a boyfriend: I’d probably have a penis?
30. I've come to realize girls and boys: ARE DIFFERENT BELOW THE WAIST
31. I've come to realize over the summer: Nothing has changed, except for gaining an awesome friend. Oh, and becoming a veggie.
32. I've come to realize heartbreak: Is a daytime activity for me these days.