Livetweeting the movies. Fire and Ice!
ooh look a collaboration between Ralph Bakshi and Frank Frazetta. This screams EPIC right there. #FireNIce
BETWEEN THE TIME WHEN THE OCEANS DRANK ATLANTIS QUEEN JULIANA BORE 31 SONS AND SHE NAMED THEM ALL NECRON. WELL SHE DID! AND SHE'S SORRY!
In possibly the world's slowest D&D evil invasion ever they sent glaciers southwards. Nice Frazetta drawings though. #FireNIce
Wow, Death Dealer's in this movie! Necron's grimacing while flooding the village with an unstoppable white torrent, nothin' Freudian here.
Bakshi rules of storytelling; never waste time furthering the plot when you can spend it on rotoscoping something random instead. #FireNIce
BY THE SURLY BEARD OF MRIFK why did Brak or whatever his name is run away and abandon a perfectly good horseman's flail? #FireAndIce
AND NOW. LOW ANGLE SHOTS OF LOINCLOTH CLAD ASSES. AND AN ASSGRABBIN' SEQUENCE! FANTASSSSSYYYYY #FireAndIce
Nothing stands between the evil frost kingdom and Fire Keep except for a plain and this lush jungle full of Mallorn trees or something. #FnI
Good King Eyebrows and his daughter, the lovely Princess Aureole. Also rotoscoped in lush Deadboring-O-Vision (TM)! #FireAndIce
Okay I got distracted from a Bakshi film by an episode of Gravity Falls that had #dinosaurs and the #Underdark. How could I NOT be?
"Princess Aureole. YOUR duty is to writhe about on this couch in sheer silks next to a jaguar, because Frazetta." #FireAndIce
#FireAndIce drinking game. Drink every time it's appropriate to yell URATEK or I WASN'T ABOUT TO HANG AROUND HERE WITH MY DORK HANGING OUT.
And now badly rotoscoped Neanderthals because that's fascinating. STERN. STEEERRRRRRRN! #FireAndIce
The evil Neanderorcs are attacked by the fiendish _Iguanasaurus stenops_. Which I'm sure is relevant to SOME story if not this one.#FireNIce
LOOK SHE'S THE QUEEN SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS. #FireAndIce
MRIFK! And now 5 minutes of rotoscoped escape from dire wolves! And oh hey it's Death Dealer again. Hi Death Dealer! #FireandIce
Mrifk! Is anything actually GOING TO HAPPEN in this movie? I mean even if Dour the Barbarian just met A Real Torakian or whatevs. #FireNIce
URATEK! URATEK! and oh great. It only took the Neanderorcs like, a week to catch up to Brak and the Princess. #FireAndIce
Okay so now, days after Princess Aureole probably left, Brak's back! With Death Dealer, who turns out to be Gay Furry Batman! #FireAndIce
She uses her captured knife to cut her chains! They're like made of hardened wood like in Dark Sun or something. #FireAndIce
No, she's actually still chained to a Neanderorc while Batconan and Brak affect A RESCUE which I guess is supposed to be exciting. #FandI
Also you could seriously get plastered if you drank each time Animal yelling WO-MAN! WO-MAN! would fit into #FireAndIce.
Wait, why is there a party riding from Fire Keep on horses, instead of the Gor-ripoff-dragonhawk things? #FireAndIce
Princess Aureole has been brought to the hut of Thingizzard. (Beware her potions!) And then later the oral sex. #YesYesTheOralSex
So this whole thing was just a setup for Batconan to stand at the pinnacle of a cone of enemies like a Frazetta painting? Yep. #FireAndIce
OH YEAH THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT AWESOME PART WITH THE ZOMBIES AND THE B-17 no wait, it's just more #FireAndIce.
Did he really just say YOU KILLED MY MOTHER YOU KILLED MY PEOPLE? #FireAndIce
THERE IS A FELL VOICE IN THE WIND IT'S SARUMAN no wait that might actually be interesting. Oh look, Batconan's rescued Brak again.#FireNIce
Well, Necron doesn't consider snub fighters a threat. A dragonhawk with a proton torpedo could disable the glacier's heat sink. #FireAndIce
"Lock S-foils in attack position. All Star Wars quotes full front!" "Will you look at the size of that thing?" "Cut the chatter, Red Two."
From somewhere Batconan's acquired a horse to pose on dramatically. AND SOMETHING SOMETHING A NEW TORAKIAN SOMETHING. #FireAndIce
BETWEEN THE TIME WHEN THE OCEANS DRANK ATLANTIS QUEEN JULIANA BORE 31 SONS AND SHE NAMED THEM ALL NECRON. WELL SHE DID! AND SHE'S SORRY!
In possibly the world's slowest D&D evil invasion ever they sent glaciers southwards. Nice Frazetta drawings though. #FireNIce
Wow, Death Dealer's in this movie! Necron's grimacing while flooding the village with an unstoppable white torrent, nothin' Freudian here.
Bakshi rules of storytelling; never waste time furthering the plot when you can spend it on rotoscoping something random instead. #FireNIce
BY THE SURLY BEARD OF MRIFK why did Brak or whatever his name is run away and abandon a perfectly good horseman's flail? #FireAndIce
AND NOW. LOW ANGLE SHOTS OF LOINCLOTH CLAD ASSES. AND AN ASSGRABBIN' SEQUENCE! FANTASSSSSYYYYY #FireAndIce
Nothing stands between the evil frost kingdom and Fire Keep except for a plain and this lush jungle full of Mallorn trees or something. #FnI
Good King Eyebrows and his daughter, the lovely Princess Aureole. Also rotoscoped in lush Deadboring-O-Vision (TM)! #FireAndIce
Okay I got distracted from a Bakshi film by an episode of Gravity Falls that had #dinosaurs and the #Underdark. How could I NOT be?
"Princess Aureole. YOUR duty is to writhe about on this couch in sheer silks next to a jaguar, because Frazetta." #FireAndIce
#FireAndIce drinking game. Drink every time it's appropriate to yell URATEK or I WASN'T ABOUT TO HANG AROUND HERE WITH MY DORK HANGING OUT.
And now badly rotoscoped Neanderthals because that's fascinating. STERN. STEEERRRRRRRN! #FireAndIce
The evil Neanderorcs are attacked by the fiendish _Iguanasaurus stenops_. Which I'm sure is relevant to SOME story if not this one.#FireNIce
LOOK SHE'S THE QUEEN SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS. #FireAndIce
MRIFK! And now 5 minutes of rotoscoped escape from dire wolves! And oh hey it's Death Dealer again. Hi Death Dealer! #FireandIce
Mrifk! Is anything actually GOING TO HAPPEN in this movie? I mean even if Dour the Barbarian just met A Real Torakian or whatevs. #FireNIce
URATEK! URATEK! and oh great. It only took the Neanderorcs like, a week to catch up to Brak and the Princess. #FireAndIce
Okay so now, days after Princess Aureole probably left, Brak's back! With Death Dealer, who turns out to be Gay Furry Batman! #FireAndIce
She uses her captured knife to cut her chains! They're like made of hardened wood like in Dark Sun or something. #FireAndIce
No, she's actually still chained to a Neanderorc while Batconan and Brak affect A RESCUE which I guess is supposed to be exciting. #FandI
Also you could seriously get plastered if you drank each time Animal yelling WO-MAN! WO-MAN! would fit into #FireAndIce.
Wait, why is there a party riding from Fire Keep on horses, instead of the Gor-ripoff-dragonhawk things? #FireAndIce
Princess Aureole has been brought to the hut of Thingizzard. (Beware her potions!) And then later the oral sex. #YesYesTheOralSex
So this whole thing was just a setup for Batconan to stand at the pinnacle of a cone of enemies like a Frazetta painting? Yep. #FireAndIce
OH YEAH THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT AWESOME PART WITH THE ZOMBIES AND THE B-17 no wait, it's just more #FireAndIce.
Did he really just say YOU KILLED MY MOTHER YOU KILLED MY PEOPLE? #FireAndIce
THERE IS A FELL VOICE IN THE WIND IT'S SARUMAN no wait that might actually be interesting. Oh look, Batconan's rescued Brak again.#FireNIce
Well, Necron doesn't consider snub fighters a threat. A dragonhawk with a proton torpedo could disable the glacier's heat sink. #FireAndIce
"Lock S-foils in attack position. All Star Wars quotes full front!" "Will you look at the size of that thing?" "Cut the chatter, Red Two."
From somewhere Batconan's acquired a horse to pose on dramatically. AND SOMETHING SOMETHING A NEW TORAKIAN SOMETHING. #FireAndIce