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My skank english teacher says that people who write taks essays in other forms,like diary entrys, get 3's and 4's. Wonder if it works in LJ?
Gay? oh yeah. Matters? nope.
February 12th, 2005
Valentines in two days. I'm really excited. I babysat last night to make money for Nina's gifts. I love little kids, escpecially when they show me their weiners while dancing around. mmm 5 year old weiner. Anyways I'm going tomorrow to get stuff for Nina, I swear to God girls are so hard to shop for.
February 13th, 2005.
Just got home from the mall, I bought Nina love spell from Victoria's Secret, a shirt from Abercrombie and a big ass teddy bear, which I'm hoping she can use to sleep with when I'm not there. Oh and a card that says somthing about her being my wife and how lucky I am to have her. I'm so excited about tomorrow. Nina's calling, I have to go.
February 14th, 2005
Love is not a word I use too often. But man oh man I love Nina. I can confidently say that she is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I just got home from chili's, where she and I went out to eat. I was so excited all day because I finally got to give her her valentine's stuff. She loved it, which was a huge relief. God I'm so happy with her. Anyways after school she came over and MA was there me and Nina layed in bed together, she rested her head on my chest, which is heaven for me. We went to her house later on and hung out. Nothing in the entire world can get me away from her. Days that I don't talk to her, I sleep and waste away. I love how on a good day I get to talk to Nina for 30 minutes in the morning, 5 minutes between class, 30 minutes at lunch, and then in two classes after that. Then I come to her house and stay over there until ten. Whenever I get to school late, and I miss those 30 minutes, my entire day is thrown off. She's my absolute best friend. Nina Nicholas Knees. I don't know what else to say besides I love that girl. I'm done, I need to go call her.
TEN Random Things About Me:
1. I'm too feminine for my own good.
2. I love wet poop because you only have to wipe like 3 times.
3. I've crapped at Nina's house so many times I lost count.
4. I haven't farted in class since 7th grade.
5. My favorite movie of all time is Full Metal Jacket.
6. I wish I was in junior high again.
7. I wish I had the nuts to be in a play.
8. When people mention something and then say nevermind, I get really pissed.
9. I wish I could do backflips.
10. I have a weird craving for buttered corn right now.
NINE Places I've Visited:
9. Louisiana
8. DisneyWorld
7. Nina's house
6. Janelle's house
5. Marc's house
4. Lauren Kuhner's house
3. The Bahamas
2. Michael's house
1. Hayley M's house
EIGHT Things I want to do before I die:
8. Skydive
7. Get married to Nicholas Knees
6. Take a dump so huge I go down a size in jeans
5. Live in a house at least 5,000 square foot big
4. Dump in public
3. Be an extra in a movie
2. Make enourmous shitloads of money
1. Have kids
SEVEN Ways to win my heart (as of right now):
7. Make me food
6. Knit me somthing
5. Try hard to make me happy
4. Have a birthmark on your knee
3. Like to Cuddle
2. Admit to pooping
1. Hold hands and jump on a trampoline
SIX things I believe in:
6. The big G-O-D
5. There's someone for everyone
4. Being close minded and not liking certain people because of it
3. Not giving a shit about society's standards and loving it
2. You CAN be fat and still wear abercrombie
1. Music is the greatest release known to man
FIVE Things I'm afraid of
5. Roaches
4. What I'm doing after college
3. Not being able to provide for my family
2. Taking a dump at a friends house and having the toilet overflow
1. Not being successful
FOUR of my Favorite Items in my bedroom:
1. Anything Video Game related
2. My Clothes
3. Anything that reminds me of Nina
4. My Big Green Chair (It's a proper noun because I said it is)
THREE Things I do everyday:
1. Piss
2. Talk on the phone
3. Think about Nina
TWO Things I am trying not to do right now:
1. Scream at my mom
2. Fail
ONE Person I want to see right now:
1. Nina
Gay? oh yeah. Matters? nope.
February 12th, 2005
Valentines in two days. I'm really excited. I babysat last night to make money for Nina's gifts. I love little kids, escpecially when they show me their weiners while dancing around. mmm 5 year old weiner. Anyways I'm going tomorrow to get stuff for Nina, I swear to God girls are so hard to shop for.
February 13th, 2005.
Just got home from the mall, I bought Nina love spell from Victoria's Secret, a shirt from Abercrombie and a big ass teddy bear, which I'm hoping she can use to sleep with when I'm not there. Oh and a card that says somthing about her being my wife and how lucky I am to have her. I'm so excited about tomorrow. Nina's calling, I have to go.
February 14th, 2005
Love is not a word I use too often. But man oh man I love Nina. I can confidently say that she is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I just got home from chili's, where she and I went out to eat. I was so excited all day because I finally got to give her her valentine's stuff. She loved it, which was a huge relief. God I'm so happy with her. Anyways after school she came over and MA was there me and Nina layed in bed together, she rested her head on my chest, which is heaven for me. We went to her house later on and hung out. Nothing in the entire world can get me away from her. Days that I don't talk to her, I sleep and waste away. I love how on a good day I get to talk to Nina for 30 minutes in the morning, 5 minutes between class, 30 minutes at lunch, and then in two classes after that. Then I come to her house and stay over there until ten. Whenever I get to school late, and I miss those 30 minutes, my entire day is thrown off. She's my absolute best friend. Nina Nicholas Knees. I don't know what else to say besides I love that girl. I'm done, I need to go call her.
TEN Random Things About Me:
1. I'm too feminine for my own good.
2. I love wet poop because you only have to wipe like 3 times.
3. I've crapped at Nina's house so many times I lost count.
4. I haven't farted in class since 7th grade.
5. My favorite movie of all time is Full Metal Jacket.
6. I wish I was in junior high again.
7. I wish I had the nuts to be in a play.
8. When people mention something and then say nevermind, I get really pissed.
9. I wish I could do backflips.
10. I have a weird craving for buttered corn right now.
NINE Places I've Visited:
9. Louisiana
8. DisneyWorld
7. Nina's house
6. Janelle's house
5. Marc's house
4. Lauren Kuhner's house
3. The Bahamas
2. Michael's house
1. Hayley M's house
EIGHT Things I want to do before I die:
8. Skydive
7. Get married to Nicholas Knees
6. Take a dump so huge I go down a size in jeans
5. Live in a house at least 5,000 square foot big
4. Dump in public
3. Be an extra in a movie
2. Make enourmous shitloads of money
1. Have kids
SEVEN Ways to win my heart (as of right now):
7. Make me food
6. Knit me somthing
5. Try hard to make me happy
4. Have a birthmark on your knee
3. Like to Cuddle
2. Admit to pooping
1. Hold hands and jump on a trampoline
SIX things I believe in:
6. The big G-O-D
5. There's someone for everyone
4. Being close minded and not liking certain people because of it
3. Not giving a shit about society's standards and loving it
2. You CAN be fat and still wear abercrombie
1. Music is the greatest release known to man
FIVE Things I'm afraid of
5. Roaches
4. What I'm doing after college
3. Not being able to provide for my family
2. Taking a dump at a friends house and having the toilet overflow
1. Not being successful
FOUR of my Favorite Items in my bedroom:
1. Anything Video Game related
2. My Clothes
3. Anything that reminds me of Nina
4. My Big Green Chair (It's a proper noun because I said it is)
THREE Things I do everyday:
1. Piss
2. Talk on the phone
3. Think about Nina
TWO Things I am trying not to do right now:
1. Scream at my mom
2. Fail
ONE Person I want to see right now:
1. Nina