Time for Shenanigans [Complete]

[eternitydreamer]

Character(s): Captain Hook and NiGHTS
Content: A bored NiGHTS decides to finally do something about Hook's fear of crocodiles. Unfortunately for Hook, it's not helping him.
Setting: The river outside of Paixao
Time: Nighttime, week 18
Warnings: NiGHTS and Hook in the same space together.

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[handnorhook]

At the sound of the bump against the boat, Hook fired his pistol at the boats floor. Water immediately began to pour into the boat through the hole the captain had made, startling both him and the citizen. “Cursed beast!” the pirate cried when he realized the damaged he had caused to his vessel. He dropped his weapon and turned to the citizen. “Don’t just sit there you fool, do something!”

Scrambling to fix the hole, the citizen stuffed an empty sack in it while the pirate’s eyes drifted back to the water. It was here. It had to be here. He could hear it. Why, he could almost even see it in the water. Hook paused and squinted in order to focus better. Yes, there was definitely something there. The all too familiar shape and sound made it look like it was…!

“Smee…” he whimpered. The citizen looked up puzzled. “Smee... SMEEEEEE!” Suddenly the captain flew back and into the clueless citizens arms, pleading for his life. “OH, SAVE ME! SAVE ME!” The pirate cried, childishly climbing behind the man to hide from the crocodile. “Don’t let him get me! Don’t let him get me, oh please, oh please, oh please! Keep him away!”

Before the citizen could react, the bag he had stuffed into the hole the pirate had made suddenly shot out and water began to fill the boat again. Hook cried out in horror, immediately rising to his feet. “ROW FOR THE SHORE! ROW FOR THE SH-“ In an effort to follow the pirates orders, the citizen began rowing for the shore on command. However, in doing so he accidentally smacked Hook in the face with one of the oars. As a result he fell straight into the water.