just another good vibration [ complete ]
Character(s): Urd & Jecht
Content: PIMP convo, of blitzball, romance and the boy.
Setting: Paixao's Instant Messenger
Time: Evening-ish? I'm just going by the real time, here...
Warnings: None
[18:19] greaturdsama: Blitzball, hmm?
[18:20] blitzballs king: Hey! HAH! Lookit that!
[18:20] greaturdsama: Huh?
[18:20] blitzballs king: Instant machina messages!! Hah! Never would've guessed!
[18:20] blitzballs king: Uh! Yeah! Blitzball! You heard of it??
[18:21] greaturdsama: That's right. So this is either Jecht or Tidus, I'm guessing.
[18:21] blitzballs king: ... hmph, well if it says it's the king, then you should KNOW who you're talking to!
[18:21] greaturdsama: I don't know, that Tidus is pretty good.
[18:22] blitzballs king: ... yeah, well, he probably learned from the best, after all.
[18:23] greaturdsama: Did he? You taught him?
[18:23] greaturdsama: I mean, if you're the best...
[18:24] blitzballs king: Course I'M THE BEST! Bet everything he knows, he learned from watching ME, at any rate. Why? You know him??
[18:24] greaturdsama: I do. Super cute and QUITE skillful. Ah, the younger ones are always the best.
[18:25] greaturdsama: I can see why all the girls like him.
[18:26] blitzballs king: Huh? Wha?? All the girls?? YEAH WELL... If you think HE'S good lookin then I can guarantee he got all that from his parents. Probably his pops. Yeah. No doubt!
[18:27] greaturdsama: Eh, probably not. Looks always come from the mother. It's been proven.
[18:27] greaturdsama: Anyway, you play Blitzball, huh? How come I've never seen you play?
[18:28] blitzballs king: HEY NO WAY, I...
[18:28] blitzballs king: Um. I mean...
[18:28] blitzballs king: Yeah! Course I play. Though I've been busy puttin' my awesome skills to other uses since gettin to Paixao, y'know.
[18:28] blitzballs king: Who's this, anyway??
[18:29] greaturdsama: Oh, I'm Urd.
[18:29] greaturdsama: I had a great party the other day. Tidus really wowed the whole crowd!
[18:29] greaturdsama: Too bad you didn't come.
[18:30] blitzballs king: Yeah, well, I guess the kid needs a little ego boost every now and then anyway. If I'd showed up, the crowds woulda been wayyy too preoccupied to pay attention to him. maybe it even did him some good.
[18:30] greaturdsama: So older men can play Blitzball?
[18:31] blitzballs king: OLDER.. ASDKASJD;;
[18:31] blitzballs king: Ever heard've things getting BETTER with age?
[18:31] greaturdsama: Well, you know, not YOUNG exactly...
[18:32] blitzballs king: Well listen, Urd. I made the sport what it is today! Got it??
[18:32] greaturdsama: Ahh, got it. You're a legend!
[18:32] blitzballs king: That's RIGHT! A LEGEND!
[18:32] greaturdsama: And old legend!
[18:33] blitzballs king: Yeah! An OLD ----
[18:33] blitzballs king: HEY WAIT A SECOND
[18:33] greaturdsama: What?
[18:33] blitzballs king: I told ya, I ain't OLD!
[18:33] greaturdsama: I thought you said things got better with age>
[18:34] greaturdsama: So you're NOT the best, then?
[18:34] blitzballs king: Hey hey! Don't go twistin my words all around like that, pal! Let's just get this straight here!
[18:34] greaturdsama: ...pal?
[18:34] blitzballs king: ... uh?
[18:35] greaturdsama: I'm a woman, you doofus.
[18:35] blitzballs king: Uh huh?? Oh. Uh, well, boy is my face red...
[18:36] greaturdsama: So just how DO you charm the ladies? Obviously not with your mouth.
[18:36] blitzballs king: Uh, well, y'see, I...
[18:36] blitzballs king: Ahem...
[18:37] blitzballs king: Maybe when I get a chance sometime soon, I should just show ya
[18:37] greaturdsama: What?
[18:37] blitzballs king: Actions speak louder'n words, am I right??
[18:37] greaturdsama: Heh. That's pretty bold.
[18:38] blitzballs king: Bold? Nah. I can just back up what I'm sayin is all! Heh.
[18:38] greaturdsama: ...wait. You're talking about Blitzball, aren't you.
[18:39] blitzballs king: Well, YEAH. What else??
[18:39] greaturdsama: Charming a LADY.
[18:40] blitzballs king: I'll give ya front row seats'n everythin!
[18:40] blitzballs king: Howsat for charm??
[18:41] greaturdsama: Are you saying your greatest move in winning a woman is to get her to watch you play Blitzball?
[18:41] blitzballs king: I, hey, no, that ain't exactly what I'm sayin, I just --
[18:42] greaturdsama: There's clearly only room in your heart for YOU.
[18:42] blitzballs king: Wha... HUH??
[18:42] greaturdsama: That's a shame. Ruggedly handsome, experienced sportsman...
[18:42] greaturdsama: And he'll be perpetually single!
[18:43] blitzballs king: Perpetu---
[18:43] greaturdsama: Here I was thinking I could set you up.
[18:43] greaturdsama: Maybe if we taped your mouth shut...
[18:43] blitzballs king: Set me ??
[18:43] blitzballs king: Hey! That ain't fair! I'm --
[18:43] blitzballs king: uh, well...
[18:43] blitzballs king: I guess, I was married'n everythin!
[18:44] greaturdsama: Was?
[18:44] blitzballs king: Well... it's -- complicated, y'see
[18:45] greaturdsama: How is it complicated?
[18:45] blitzballs king: I... ain't seen her in a long time, now...
[18:45] blitzballs king: Awh, we don't gotta talk about this stuff!
[18:46] greaturdsama: Hmm...no, I guess not.
[18:46] greaturdsama: Sorry, handsome. I get kind of interested when it comes to romance.
[18:46] greaturdsama: How about we talk about your issues with your son, instead?
[18:47] blitzballs king: HEY WHO TOLD YOU??
[18:47] greaturdsama: No one. It's pretty obvious, though. Especially now that you just confirmed it.
[18:47] greaturdsama: He acts a lot like you.
[18:48] blitzballs king: ...
[18:48] greaturdsama: What's wrong?
[18:48] greaturdsama: If you're embarassed, you don't need to be...
[18:49] blitzballs king: NO, I AIN'T EMBARRASSED
[18:49] blitzballs king: I just
[18:49] blitzballs king: Um.
[18:49] blitzballs king: He really acts like me??
[18:49] greaturdsama: Well, he's not as LOUD as you are.
[18:50] greaturdsama: But, yeah. There are some similarities.
[18:50] greaturdsama: Especially when it comes to Blitzball.
[18:50] greaturdsama: Don't you talk to him?
[18:51] blitzballs king: So he really ain't too bad at the blitz, huh...
[18:51] blitzballs king: Talk to him? Um. Well...
[18:51] greaturdsama: Awkward, huh?
[18:51] greaturdsama: Well, not like I can't relate.
[18:52] blitzballs king: Oh... oh yeah??
[18:52] greaturdsama: Yeah.
[18:52] greaturdsama: You really should talk to him, though.
[18:53] blitzballs king: that's a little easier said then done, heh
[18:53] greaturdsama: Why? Does he hate you?
[18:54] blitzballs king: ... what would -- make you think that?
[18:55] greaturdsama: Why else would you be afraid to talk to him?
[18:55] blitzballs king: Maybe -- MAYBE HE JUST DONT WANNA TALK TO ME, ALL RIGHT??
[18:55] greaturdsama: You sure about that?
[18:56] greaturdsama: I think every child longs to connect with their parents.
[18:56] greaturdsama: ...even if they don't admit it.
[18:56] blitzballs king: ... yeah, well. i figger maybe we're a little bit late for that happy ending stuff.
[18:57] greaturdsama: So you're just gonna give up?
[18:57] greaturdsama: That doesn't sound like the best.
[18:57] blitzballs king: No, I ain't givin up!!
[18:57] blitzballs king: Givin' up for LOSERS!
[18:58] blitzballs king: LOSERS AND WIMPS
[18:58] greaturdsama: That's right!
[18:58] greaturdsama: So what're you gonna do now?
[18:58] blitzballs king: I'm gonna --
[18:58] blitzballs king: I'M GONNA...
[18:58] greaturdsama: Yeah?
[18:58] blitzballs king: ...
[18:58] blitzballs king: ... I don't know what I'm gonna do.
[18:58] greaturdsama: ...oh, Jecht.
[18:59] greaturdsama: You're going to leave everything to me.
[18:59] blitzballs king: H-huh?
[18:59] greaturdsama: Just tell me honestly, just this once. Do you WANT to talk with your son again?
[19:00] blitzballs king: ... you won't -- tell nobody what I said if I say it... will ya?
[19:00] greaturdsama: I promise.
[19:00] blitzballs king: Cross yer heart?
[19:00] greaturdsama: Yes. I swear on my pride as a goddess.
[19:01] blitzballs king: Okay.
[19:01] blitzballs king: ... 'course i do, he's -- he's my boy, y'know?
[19:02] greaturdsama: ...alright.
[19:02] greaturdsama: I'm going to do something for you.
[19:03] blitzballs king: for, uh... for me??
[19:03] greaturdsama: I'll get back in touch with you in a few days. I'll want you to meet me somewhere, okay?
[19:03] blitzballs king: um. okay. yeah. sure.
[19:03] greaturdsama: Great! Keep an eye open for a message from me, okay?
[19:05] blitzballs king: okay, sure!
[19:05] greaturdsama: Alright. See you around, handsome~♥
[19:05] blitzballs king: you got it, missy!
[19:05] blitzballs king: ...
[19:05] blitzballs king: ... WAIT DID YOU SAY GODDESS??
[19:06] greaturdsama: **disconnected*
Content: PIMP convo, of blitzball, romance and the boy.
Setting: Paixao's Instant Messenger
Time: Evening-ish? I'm just going by the real time, here...
Warnings: None
[18:19] greaturdsama: Blitzball, hmm?
[18:20] blitzballs king: Hey! HAH! Lookit that!
[18:20] greaturdsama: Huh?
[18:20] blitzballs king: Instant machina messages!! Hah! Never would've guessed!
[18:20] blitzballs king: Uh! Yeah! Blitzball! You heard of it??
[18:21] greaturdsama: That's right. So this is either Jecht or Tidus, I'm guessing.
[18:21] blitzballs king: ... hmph, well if it says it's the king, then you should KNOW who you're talking to!
[18:21] greaturdsama: I don't know, that Tidus is pretty good.
[18:22] blitzballs king: ... yeah, well, he probably learned from the best, after all.
[18:23] greaturdsama: Did he? You taught him?
[18:23] greaturdsama: I mean, if you're the best...
[18:24] blitzballs king: Course I'M THE BEST! Bet everything he knows, he learned from watching ME, at any rate. Why? You know him??
[18:24] greaturdsama: I do. Super cute and QUITE skillful. Ah, the younger ones are always the best.
[18:25] greaturdsama: I can see why all the girls like him.
[18:26] blitzballs king: Huh? Wha?? All the girls?? YEAH WELL... If you think HE'S good lookin then I can guarantee he got all that from his parents. Probably his pops. Yeah. No doubt!
[18:27] greaturdsama: Eh, probably not. Looks always come from the mother. It's been proven.
[18:27] greaturdsama: Anyway, you play Blitzball, huh? How come I've never seen you play?
[18:28] blitzballs king: HEY NO WAY, I...
[18:28] blitzballs king: Um. I mean...
[18:28] blitzballs king: Yeah! Course I play. Though I've been busy puttin' my awesome skills to other uses since gettin to Paixao, y'know.
[18:28] blitzballs king: Who's this, anyway??
[18:29] greaturdsama: Oh, I'm Urd.
[18:29] greaturdsama: I had a great party the other day. Tidus really wowed the whole crowd!
[18:29] greaturdsama: Too bad you didn't come.
[18:30] blitzballs king: Yeah, well, I guess the kid needs a little ego boost every now and then anyway. If I'd showed up, the crowds woulda been wayyy too preoccupied to pay attention to him. maybe it even did him some good.
[18:30] greaturdsama: So older men can play Blitzball?
[18:31] blitzballs king: OLDER.. ASDKASJD;;
[18:31] blitzballs king: Ever heard've things getting BETTER with age?
[18:31] greaturdsama: Well, you know, not YOUNG exactly...
[18:32] blitzballs king: Well listen, Urd. I made the sport what it is today! Got it??
[18:32] greaturdsama: Ahh, got it. You're a legend!
[18:32] blitzballs king: That's RIGHT! A LEGEND!
[18:32] greaturdsama: And old legend!
[18:33] blitzballs king: Yeah! An OLD ----
[18:33] blitzballs king: HEY WAIT A SECOND
[18:33] greaturdsama: What?
[18:33] blitzballs king: I told ya, I ain't OLD!
[18:33] greaturdsama: I thought you said things got better with age>
[18:34] greaturdsama: So you're NOT the best, then?
[18:34] blitzballs king: Hey hey! Don't go twistin my words all around like that, pal! Let's just get this straight here!
[18:34] greaturdsama: ...pal?
[18:34] blitzballs king: ... uh?
[18:35] greaturdsama: I'm a woman, you doofus.
[18:35] blitzballs king: Uh huh?? Oh. Uh, well, boy is my face red...
[18:36] greaturdsama: So just how DO you charm the ladies? Obviously not with your mouth.
[18:36] blitzballs king: Uh, well, y'see, I...
[18:36] blitzballs king: Ahem...
[18:37] blitzballs king: Maybe when I get a chance sometime soon, I should just show ya
[18:37] greaturdsama: What?
[18:37] blitzballs king: Actions speak louder'n words, am I right??
[18:37] greaturdsama: Heh. That's pretty bold.
[18:38] blitzballs king: Bold? Nah. I can just back up what I'm sayin is all! Heh.
[18:38] greaturdsama: ...wait. You're talking about Blitzball, aren't you.
[18:39] blitzballs king: Well, YEAH. What else??
[18:39] greaturdsama: Charming a LADY.
[18:40] blitzballs king: I'll give ya front row seats'n everythin!
[18:40] blitzballs king: Howsat for charm??
[18:41] greaturdsama: Are you saying your greatest move in winning a woman is to get her to watch you play Blitzball?
[18:41] blitzballs king: I, hey, no, that ain't exactly what I'm sayin, I just --
[18:42] greaturdsama: There's clearly only room in your heart for YOU.
[18:42] blitzballs king: Wha... HUH??
[18:42] greaturdsama: That's a shame. Ruggedly handsome, experienced sportsman...
[18:42] greaturdsama: And he'll be perpetually single!
[18:43] blitzballs king: Perpetu---
[18:43] greaturdsama: Here I was thinking I could set you up.
[18:43] greaturdsama: Maybe if we taped your mouth shut...
[18:43] blitzballs king: Set me ??
[18:43] blitzballs king: Hey! That ain't fair! I'm --
[18:43] blitzballs king: uh, well...
[18:43] blitzballs king: I guess, I was married'n everythin!
[18:44] greaturdsama: Was?
[18:44] blitzballs king: Well... it's -- complicated, y'see
[18:45] greaturdsama: How is it complicated?
[18:45] blitzballs king: I... ain't seen her in a long time, now...
[18:45] blitzballs king: Awh, we don't gotta talk about this stuff!
[18:46] greaturdsama: Hmm...no, I guess not.
[18:46] greaturdsama: Sorry, handsome. I get kind of interested when it comes to romance.
[18:46] greaturdsama: How about we talk about your issues with your son, instead?
[18:47] blitzballs king: HEY WHO TOLD YOU??
[18:47] greaturdsama: No one. It's pretty obvious, though. Especially now that you just confirmed it.
[18:47] greaturdsama: He acts a lot like you.
[18:48] blitzballs king: ...
[18:48] greaturdsama: What's wrong?
[18:48] greaturdsama: If you're embarassed, you don't need to be...
[18:49] blitzballs king: NO, I AIN'T EMBARRASSED
[18:49] blitzballs king: I just
[18:49] blitzballs king: Um.
[18:49] blitzballs king: He really acts like me??
[18:49] greaturdsama: Well, he's not as LOUD as you are.
[18:50] greaturdsama: But, yeah. There are some similarities.
[18:50] greaturdsama: Especially when it comes to Blitzball.
[18:50] greaturdsama: Don't you talk to him?
[18:51] blitzballs king: So he really ain't too bad at the blitz, huh...
[18:51] blitzballs king: Talk to him? Um. Well...
[18:51] greaturdsama: Awkward, huh?
[18:51] greaturdsama: Well, not like I can't relate.
[18:52] blitzballs king: Oh... oh yeah??
[18:52] greaturdsama: Yeah.
[18:52] greaturdsama: You really should talk to him, though.
[18:53] blitzballs king: that's a little easier said then done, heh
[18:53] greaturdsama: Why? Does he hate you?
[18:54] blitzballs king: ... what would -- make you think that?
[18:55] greaturdsama: Why else would you be afraid to talk to him?
[18:55] blitzballs king: Maybe -- MAYBE HE JUST DONT WANNA TALK TO ME, ALL RIGHT??
[18:55] greaturdsama: You sure about that?
[18:56] greaturdsama: I think every child longs to connect with their parents.
[18:56] greaturdsama: ...even if they don't admit it.
[18:56] blitzballs king: ... yeah, well. i figger maybe we're a little bit late for that happy ending stuff.
[18:57] greaturdsama: So you're just gonna give up?
[18:57] greaturdsama: That doesn't sound like the best.
[18:57] blitzballs king: No, I ain't givin up!!
[18:57] blitzballs king: Givin' up for LOSERS!
[18:58] blitzballs king: LOSERS AND WIMPS
[18:58] greaturdsama: That's right!
[18:58] greaturdsama: So what're you gonna do now?
[18:58] blitzballs king: I'm gonna --
[18:58] blitzballs king: I'M GONNA...
[18:58] greaturdsama: Yeah?
[18:58] blitzballs king: ...
[18:58] blitzballs king: ... I don't know what I'm gonna do.
[18:58] greaturdsama: ...oh, Jecht.
[18:59] greaturdsama: You're going to leave everything to me.
[18:59] blitzballs king: H-huh?
[18:59] greaturdsama: Just tell me honestly, just this once. Do you WANT to talk with your son again?
[19:00] blitzballs king: ... you won't -- tell nobody what I said if I say it... will ya?
[19:00] greaturdsama: I promise.
[19:00] blitzballs king: Cross yer heart?
[19:00] greaturdsama: Yes. I swear on my pride as a goddess.
[19:01] blitzballs king: Okay.
[19:01] blitzballs king: ... 'course i do, he's -- he's my boy, y'know?
[19:02] greaturdsama: ...alright.
[19:02] greaturdsama: I'm going to do something for you.
[19:03] blitzballs king: for, uh... for me??
[19:03] greaturdsama: I'll get back in touch with you in a few days. I'll want you to meet me somewhere, okay?
[19:03] blitzballs king: um. okay. yeah. sure.
[19:03] greaturdsama: Great! Keep an eye open for a message from me, okay?
[19:05] blitzballs king: okay, sure!
[19:05] greaturdsama: Alright. See you around, handsome~♥
[19:05] blitzballs king: you got it, missy!
[19:05] blitzballs king: ...
[19:05] blitzballs king: ... WAIT DID YOU SAY GODDESS??
[19:06] greaturdsama: **disconnected*