Plz to be speaking a language I understand [Complete]
Character(s): Farllee and Xigbar
Content: A friendly conversation between two random people
Setting: Over PIMP
Time: Around morning
Warnings: Abuse of caps and occassional "language". Overall brain damage? :DD?
gunashooter ii (11:59:21 PM): Bada-bing, bada-bang~!
asdjaslkdj (11:59:45 PM): asiljkdlkahjrqoiwueoqiLDSKJFLKAJR
gunashooter ii (12:00:11 AM): I see you're very smart! Where did you go to school?
asdjaslkdj (12:00:26 AM): WWHAAA
gunashooter ii (12:00:37 AM): Figures.
asdjaslkdj (12:00:57 AM): WHAt IS THIS FORM OF MECHANICS????
asdjaslkdj (12:01:01 AM): ARE YOU A HALFWAY??
asdjaslkdj (12:01:04 AM): EDWARD??
gunashooter ii (12:01:14 AM): HAHAHA
gunashooter ii (12:01:18 AM): You're a hoot!
asdjaslkdj (12:01:36 AM): TALKING AT THIS OBJECT-THING DOES NOT SEEM TO MAKE IT RESPOND
asdjaslkdj (12:01:38 AM): EDWARD??
gunashooter ii (12:01:46 AM): You're typing on something called a journal dope. Didn't the dude at the gate tell you?
asdjaslkdj (12:01:50 AM): gate?
gunashooter ii (12:02:01 AM): Y'know.
asdjaslkdj (12:02:05 AM): OH HOLY WHATEVER AM I DEAd???
gunashooter ii (12:02:12 AM): A huge thing. Gate.
asdjaslkdj (12:02:08 AM): JASOEIUQWOIEHJKS;AD'O
gunashooter ii (12:02:34 AM): UHHHH, let's see here...
asdjaslkdj (12:02:34 AM): IS THIS MUZZ??
gunashooter ii (12:02:43 AM): (1) No you're not dead
gunashooter ii (12:02:48 AM): (2) Stop using caps
gunashooter ii (12:03:03 AM): (3) Start using a yellow font and I will personally kill you.
asdjaslkdj (12:03:04 AM): ePORujwq9e8470
gunashooter ii (12:03:15 AM): (4) Go back to school.
asdjaslkdj (12:03:23 AM): i do not remember being in a school!!
asdjaslkdj (12:03:32 AM): does this mean i am in muzz???
gunashooter ii (12:04:06 AM): It means you're either the village idiot or the village ho-bag.
asdjaslkdj (12:04:07 AM): ho-bag??
gunashooter ii (12:04:27 AM): HO.
gunashooter ii (12:04:39 AM): God, don't fucking tell me you don't know what a ho is....
asdjaslkdj (12:04:35 AM): ajdlwqwer i am not an idiot i would just like to go to muzz mister talking box thing
asdjaslkdj (12:04:51 AM): and find nee
gunashooter ii (12:05:03 AM): Nee?
gunashooter ii (12:05:11 AM): Is that your brain?
asdjaslkdj (12:05:14 AM): HAVE YOU SEEN AN MINIATUER ELEPHANEE WITH LEGS INSTEED OF TENTACLES///
asdjaslkdj (12:05:16 AM): ????
gunashooter ii (12:05:23 AM): Seems like you lost it somewhere...
asdjaslkdj (12:05:32 AM): he is my friend
gunashooter ii (12:05:42 AM): No, and I wouldn't want to anytime in the future.
asdjaslkdj (12:05:45 AM): HES VERY NICE
gunashooter ii (12:05:57 AM): The two of you make a good pair, I'm sure.
asdjaslkdj (12:06:10 AM): i think we dpo!!
asdjaslkdj (12:06:14 AM): but hes lost
asdjaslkdj (12:06:19 AM): and i think i am lost
gunashooter ii (12:06:27 AM): No duh, really?
asdjaslkdj (12:06:29 AM): what is a paixao??
gunashooter ii (12:06:40 AM): A PLACE!
asdjaslkdj (12:06:42 AM): FLOOMASH??
asdjaslkdj (12:06:50 AM): oh
asdjaslkdj (12:06:56 AM): is it like the ikmwa?
gunashooter ii (12:07:15 AM): I'm wondering where you're coming up with these crazy words.
asdjaslkdj (12:07:18 AM): ikmwa is an island!!
asdjaslkdj (12:07:25 AM): i did not enjoy it at all
gunashooter ii (12:07:40 AM): What's in it?
asdjaslkdj (12:07:37 AM): WE ALL BECAME FRUITS IT WAS A HORRID EXPERIENCE
asdjaslkdj (12:07:49 AM): EXCEOT NEE
asdjaslkdj (12:08:02 AM): nee got to stay normal
gunashooter ii (12:08:09 AM): I'm sure you would have tasted so horrible, no one would have ate you anyway
asdjaslkdj (12:08:20 AM): NO THEY DID NOT EAT US THEY MADE US WORK!1
gunashooter ii (12:08:26 AM): Because he's an elephant that's actually normal?
gunashooter ii (12:08:39 AM): I SEE. WORKING FRUITS.
asdjaslkdj (12:08:43 AM): because i used magic and changed his body and hesaid my magic was stronger than all the islands!!
gunashooter ii (12:08:59 AM): That's something you see a lot around here at Paixao, and other islands.
gunashooter ii (12:09:06 AM): Right then.
asdjaslkdj (12:09:02 AM): working fruits?
asdjaslkdj (12:09:12 AM): wkljrlkwjer
asdjaslkdj (12:09:19 AM): I DO NOT WISH TO BE A FGRUIT AGAIN SIR
asdjaslkdj (12:09:22 AM): OR MAAM
asdjaslkdj (12:09:25 AM): ???
asdjaslkdj (12:09:27 AM): DSAJKR
gunashooter ii (12:09:39 AM): More keyboard smashing.
gunashooter ii (12:09:40 AM): Joy.
asdjaslkdj (12:09:41 AM): THIS IS A KEYBOARD?
gunashooter ii (12:09:52 AM): Do you do this normally in your free time?
asdjaslkdj (12:09:48 AM): it is confudsing
gunashooter ii (12:09:53 AM): Yes.
asdjaslkdj (12:09:56 AM): i dont know what i do in my free time
asdjaslkdj (12:10:00 AM): i dont remember
gunashooter ii (12:10:24 AM): Wow, and they said goldfish only had a memory span of three seconds
gunashooter ii (12:10:43 AM): Like Paixao so far, n00b?
asdjaslkdj (12:10:41 AM): please dont say mean things like that!!
asdjaslkdj (12:10:49 AM): i have amnesia
asdjaslkdj (12:11:03 AM): and i landed on an experess train for halfways
asdjaslkdj (12:11:10 AM): but nata said i am human
asdjaslkdj (12:11:18 AM): MY NAME IS MODORELIN FARLLEE
gunashooter ii (12:11:25 AM): Ahuh.
asdjaslkdj (12:11:23 AM): whats yours?
gunashooter ii (12:11:52 AM): Braig, let's just say.
asdjaslkdj (12:12:01 AM): that is a very nice name! much nicer than floomash
asdjaslkdj (12:12:08 AM): .... is floomash here?
asdjaslkdj (12:12:10 AM): and rimur?
gunashooter ii (12:12:30 AM): You need to speak in ENGLISH.
gunashooter ii (12:12:39 AM): a language people UNDERSTAND.
asdjaslkdj (12:12:35 AM): i am
asdjaslkdj (12:12:38 AM): i think
gunashooter ii (12:12:44 AM): with terms that people UNDERSTAND.
asdjaslkdj (12:12:46 AM): QJOWISJRELKWAJRE AM I SPEAKING ELEPHANEE AGAIN
asdjaslkdj (12:12:53 AM): IM SORRY I DONT MEAN TO
gunashooter ii (12:13:07 AM): Ugh, god.
gunashooter ii (12:13:30 AM): Paixao's going to end up to be a place for nutjobs soon...
asdjaslkdj (12:13:37 AM): where is paixao/? is it near muzz??
gunashooter ii (12:13:54 AM): Muzz?
asdjaslkdj (12:13:53 AM): yes!
gunashooter ii (12:14:05 AM): And that is....
asdjaslkdj (12:14:09 AM): its where halfways go after they die!
asdjaslkdj (12:14:29 AM): i think edward is there
gunashooter ii (12:14:36 AM): Halfways? Enlighten me once more.
asdjaslkdj (12:14:36 AM): THEY ARE
asdjaslkdj (12:14:47 AM): IMAGINARY THINGS MADE FROM HUMANSS MINDS
asdjaslkdj (12:14:57 AM): but they arent alive nor dead and thus have no soul
asdjaslkdj (12:15:09 AM): so they get to go to muzz instead of heaven or hell!!
gunashooter ii (12:15:22 AM): For once, something that you type that actually makes sense.
asdjaslkdj (12:15:23 AM): thank you!!
gunashooter ii (12:15:36 AM): Some of us call that purgatory. Muzz.
asdjaslkdj (12:15:42 AM): i ahve never heard that term before
asdjaslkdj (12:15:48 AM): i think..
gunashooter ii (12:16:09 AM): *headdesk*
asdjaslkdj (12:16:12 AM): what/
asdjaslkdj (12:16:13 AM): ?
gunashooter ii (12:17:02 AM): Is there nolimitto how idiotic you are?
asdjaslkdj (12:17:06 AM): .... thats very mean
gunashooter ii (12:17:33 AM): AWW, BOO HOO. but ya asked. So I answered.
gunashooter ii (12:17:49 AM): Any other questions?
asdjaslkdj (12:17:50 AM): where is edward?
asdjaslkdj (12:17:54 AM): and how can i go to muzz?
gunashooter ii (12:18:07 AM): (1) No fucking clue
asdjaslkdj (12:18:02 AM): its very hot here i dont like it very much
gunashooter ii (12:18:15 AM): (2) see the answer to No. 1
gunashooter ii (12:18:20 AM): Too bad, deal with it.
gunashooter ii (12:18:23 AM): NEXT QUESTION.
asdjaslkdj (12:18:36 AM): are all the yellow hair things around humans?
asdjaslkdj (12:18:42 AM): they keep staring at my eye socket
asdjaslkdj (12:18:59 AM): i think my scarf wants to strangle them
gunashooter ii (12:19:17 AM): It seems that these yellow-hair things are humans. Maybe not.
gunashooter ii (12:19:29 AM): Maybe they're weird creatures like you.
asdjaslkdj (12:19:29 AM): i am human!!
gunashooter ii (12:19:40 AM): It's called-- wearing an eyepatch. Go get one.
asdjaslkdj (12:19:40 AM): ...nata said i was
asdjaslkdj (12:19:42 AM): an eyepatch?
asdjaslkdj (12:19:48 AM): OH THAT IS A GOOD IDEA
gunashooter ii (12:20:00 AM): A HUH. Genius right?
asdjaslkdj (12:20:03 AM): i wonder if they have eyepatches in muzz
gunashooter ii (12:20:26 AM): Do you have a fetish for this place Muzz?
asdjaslkdj (12:20:28 AM): fetish?
gunashooter ii (12:20:45 AM): Obsession, dope.
asdjaslkdj (12:20:46 AM): noooo
asdjaslkdj (12:20:55 AM): eeeeee i was going there to get reborn and such
gunashooter ii (12:21:55 AM): Reborn, smoor. Just get a hold of yourself and get a fucking life.
gunashooter ii (12:22:19 AM): If you have trouble, there're some extra special places for people like you.
asdjaslkdj (12:23:43 AM): ??
asdjaslkdj (12:23:44 AM): where?
gunashooter ii (12:24:29 AM): PLACES. Often with "institution for the mentally instable" somewhere in the title.
asdjaslkdj (12:24:32 AM): ????
asdjaslkdj (12:24:50 AM): that doesnt sound very pleasent
gunashooter ii (12:25:13 AM): Aw, jeez, big whoop there.
asdjaslkdj (12:25:23 AM): .....
asdjaslkdj (12:25:29 AM): you act very much like floomash
gunashooter ii (12:26:01 AM): And what the fuck is a floomash?
asdjaslkdj (12:26:02 AM): a catroach
gunashooter ii (12:26:18 AM): A catroach.
asdjaslkdj (12:26:21 AM): yes! a cat and a roach
asdjaslkdj (12:26:26 AM): he was a halfway
asdjaslkdj (12:26:40 AM): eee... are you sure he isnt here?
gunashooter ii (12:26:49 AM): Hrm.
gunashooter ii (12:26:52 AM): Might be
asdjaslkdj (12:27:03 AM): ohhhhhhhh!!! THAT WOULD BE VERY GOOD!
gunashooter ii (12:27:11 AM): No one really knows who's here and who isn't around Paixao.
gunashooter ii (12:27:18 AM): O RLY?
asdjaslkdj (12:27:24 AM): THEN THAT MEANS THE WHATEVERTHING IN MY EYE HAWLEJWQ
asdjaslkdj (12:27:32 AM): it would be very good if he was here!
gunashooter ii (12:28:03 AM): ...........
asdjaslkdj (12:28:01 AM): i dont like the altenrative
gunashooter ii (12:28:19 AM): What? Something very bad?
asdjaslkdj (12:28:26 AM): yes...
gunashooter ii (12:29:12 AM): Complex way of thinking you have there, huh.
gunashooter ii (12:29:21 AM): NOT
asdjaslkdj (12:29:22 AM): ???
gunashooter ii (12:30:02 AM): Don't tell me you didn't get that.
asdjaslkdj (12:30:08 AM): ... your very mena
asdjaslkdj (12:30:09 AM): mean
gunashooter ii (12:30:37 AM): Oh, but, I'm sure I can be mena too!
gunashooter ii (12:30:45 AM): What ever the heck it would mean.
asdjaslkdj (12:30:50 AM): i meant mean
gunashooter ii (12:31:15 AM): BLAH BLAH BLAH~
gunashooter ii (12:31:33 AM): I AM FALLAE AND I CAN'T SPELL.
asdjaslkdj (12:31:44 AM): I CAN TSPELL THIS KEEEEYBOARD THING IS UNCOMFROTABLE
gunashooter ii (12:32:27 AM): Whatever--you're fucking insane half the time.
asdjaslkdj (12:32:28 AM): IM NOT!
gunashooter ii (12:32:41 AM): SURE.
gunashooter ii (12:33:01 AM): When I become a horse.
asdjaslkdj (12:33:13 AM): how do i know you are not a horse right now?
asdjaslkdj (12:33:37 AM): you deserve the crap hell beaten out of you
gunashooter ii (12:33:58 AM): I AIN'T ONE, get over the disappointment.
asdjaslkdj (12:36:05 AM): RRRRRRRRR YOU ARE AN INCORRIGIBLE BEAST
gunashooter ii (12:36:22 AM): MEH MEH MEH, BLAH BLAH BLAH
gunashooter ii (12:36:31 AM): AWWWW I MADE THE BABY ANGRY!
gunashooter ii (12:36:56 AM): OH NOEZ~ It's going to kill me by typing like a 2-year-old!
asdjaslkdj (12:37:18 AM): I HOPE WHATEVER GREAT HELL THING IS UP IN THE AIR MAKES A REVOLTING MESS OF YOU
asdjaslkdj signed off at 12:37:43 AM.