down the rabbit hole. [complete]

[ineffabilities]

Characters: Aziraphale and Belial.
Content: In which the Mad Hatter successfully tracks down the poor "White Rabbit."
Setting: The journals.
Time: Afternoon. (During the thread in Porfavore's, as Belial intends to crash it.)
Warnings: None.

sheol butterfly: ^_^
sheol butterfly: Knock~Knock~
gavotte on a pin: ... who's there?
sheol butterfly: Open the door and you will find out~
gavotte on a pin: But... there is no door, my dear. Not here, anyhow.
sheol butterfly: You're no fun. A clue for you: ^_^
gavotte on a pin: Er. Yes, well.
sheol butterfly: ^____^
gavotte on a pin: Yes, yes. I know who you are.
gavotte on a pin: ... and I dare say I wouldn't open a door for you, should you come knocking on mine.
sheol butterfly: Good thing one doesn't need to have the door opened.
gavotte on a pin: One ought to. One should knock politely.
gavotte on a pin: ... er, rather. You. You should knock politely.
sheol butterfly: You know who one is! Excellent! one knows where you are, Cutie.
gavotte on a pin: You do?
sheol butterfly: ^_^
gavotte on a pin: ... no you don't, demon. Surely you're bluffing.
sheol butterfly: You're so rude to the messenger.
sheol butterfly: One will see you very, very soon. It's open season to hunt White Rabbits in Paixao.
gavotte on a pin: It is not! And stop with that silly nickname!
sheol butterfly: As Mr. Fell was any better.
gavotte on a pin: Well, yes. I should say it was.
sheol butterfly: You have a demonic alias, Cutie. Hinting at something?
gavotte on a pin: Hardly!
sheol butterfly: Not presently but perhaps the future? <3
gavotte on a pin: Not ever, demon.
sheol butterfly: Mad Hatter, child of Heaven.
sheol butterfly: Remind yourself your manners or one will forget them as well. That would be very, very bad.
gavotte on a pin: I wasn't aware one had them.
gavotte on a pin: ... you. I wasn't aware you had them.
sheol butterfly: Stealing one's speech pattern too. : (
gavotte on a pin: I did not! You're just... a bad influence. Yes.
sheol butterfly: And the influence will grow stronger when we meet. Surely, you wouldn't be as rude when you see humble self in person~ <3
gavotte on a pin: When? You mean if.
sheol butterfly: ^_^
gavotte on a pin: ... right?
sheol butterfly: It'll be a sur~pri~se~
gavotte on a pin: Hardly a pleasant one.
sheol butterfly: Hush and save your opinion when you meet one, Cutie.
gavotte on a pin: ... please tell me you mean "if."
sheol butterfly: What do you think, White Rabbit? ^_^
gavotte on a pin: ...
gavotte on a pin: I don't suppose you'd know how to turn this thing off, would you?
sheol butterfly: You must smash it on your head.
gavotte on a pin: ... really now.
sheol butterfly: Really.
gavotte on a pin: I highly doubt that.
sheol butterfly: Would one lie?
gavotte on a pin: Yes.
sheol butterfly: Correct! It's more exciting when you don't know if one is lying or saying the truth. Thus...
sheol butterfly: Knock~Knock~