Luki is Always Fatter. [Complete]
Character(s): The weird-eyed twins, Noki and Luki.
Content: They're so bored they're chatting when they're right beside each other.
Setting: PIM (Paixao Instant Messenger)
Time: Uuuh, afternoon-ish?
Warnings: ALLCAPS and ADD and general sillipidity. Yes, made up.
matchmissing: NOKI.
matchingmissed: LUKI
matchmissing: I'm so bored.
matchingmissed: Boreeeeeeeeeeeed.
matchmissing: There's no one to play with :<
matchingmissed: :< No one to play with at all.
matchmissing: Does Noki have a S-O-L-U-T-I-O-N?
matchingmissed: Oh! Oh~~. What about the T-R-A-I-N-S with lots and lots of people coming and going. They might want to play~.
AMBUSH~~ <3
matchmissing: .....!!!!!!!!!
matchmissing: THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA :O
matchingmissed: ISN'T IT?
matchmissing: But the trains are not coming yet.
matchmissing: We'll still be bored.
matchingmissed: ... boreeeeeeeed ~.
matchingmissed: B <3 U <3 T <3
matchingmissed: When there are people, Noki will ambush more of them than Luki~
matchmissing: ...will not.
matchingmissed: WILL TOO.
matchmissing: NOT.
matchingmissed: TOO
matchmissing: LUKI WILL PROVE THAT SHE CAN AMBUSH MORE PEOPLE THAN NOKI.
matchingmissed: OH? NOKI DOES NOT BELIEVE LUKI
matchmissing: Noki is so INCREDULOUS. :O
matchingmissed: LUKI is so ... INCOMPETANT.
matchmissing: ...isn't it "incompetent"?
matchmissing: With an E.
matchmissing: NOKI IS A BAD SPELLER
matchingmissed: ... IT ISN'T NOKI'S FAULT.
matchmissing: YES IT IS.
matchingmissed: LUKI GOT IN THE WAY
matchmissing: :O
matchingmissed: :O
matchmissing: [*shoulder shoves Noki*]
matchingmissed: :O!!!
matchingmissed: [*shoves back!*]
matchmissing: [*SHOVE SHOVE TACKLE!*]
matchingmissed: [*tackle tackle kick!*]
matchmissing: EEEH! D<
matchingmissed: >D SERVES YOU RIGHT.
matchmissing: [*FACEPUNCH*]
matchingmissed: !!!!!!
matchingmissed: LUKI IS MEAAAAAAAAAN
matchingmissed: [*FACEPUNCHES BACK, WHUT NOW*]
matchmissing: MY SISTER IS THE WORST!!
matchmissing: [*roundhouse kick!*]
matchingmissed: MY SISTER IS WORSER!
matchingmissed: [*KNEECAP STOMP*]
matchmissing: MY SISTER CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH WELL! [*jampu FISTSLAAAAM!*]
matchingmissed: MY SISTER IS STUPID! [*BITE*]
matchmissing: My sister is a BRUTE! [*klsjhfgHEADBUTT*]
matchingmissed: My sister ... ne, ne ne nenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenene, Luki~ [*too ADD to fight, whut? Pokes*]
matchmissing: ....haaaai~?
matchingmissed: [*thinks*]
matchmissing: I want bubblegum.
matchingmissed: ... LUKI DISTRACTED ME... so I forgot :O
matchingmissed: ... BUBBLEGUM!
matchmissing: THERE ARE STORES UPSTAIRS. LET'S RAID THEM. :O
matchingmissed: UPSTAIRS!
matchingmissed: NOKI CAN GET MORE BUBBLEGUM THAN LUKI!
matchmissing: OF COURSE SHE CAN. You know why?
matchingmissed: ... Because Luki is too fat to get through the door?
matchmissing: ......*BAP* No.
matchmissing: Because Noki always steals Luki's candy. >|
matchingmissed: That's because Noki is smarter ~
matchmissing: That's because Luki does all the hard thinking.
matchingmissed: DOES NOT
matchmissing: DOES TOO
matchingmissed: DOES NOT
matchmissing: TOO TOO
matchingmissed: NOT NOT NOT
matchmissing: ....choo choo :O I hear the train.
matchingmissed: ...ehh!!! ALREADY!
matchingmissed: AMBUSHIMASHOU?
matchmissing: HURRY GET THE KETCHUP
matchmissing: And bubblegum.
matchingmissed: KETCHUP! ... And mustard.
matchmissing: We'll stick them on the doors. :D
matchmissing: So they can open! :DD
matchmissing: can't
matchmissing: :<
matchingmissed: LUKI CAN'T SPELL
matchmissing: NOKI PUSHED ME.
matchingmissed: Oh oh~ and on the handles. So it's ICKY.
matchingmissed: DID NOT!
matchingmissed: [*PUSHES*]
matchmissing: AAAH YOU JUST DID.
matchingmissed: FIRST TIME!
matchmissing: NUH UH!
matchingmissed: UH HUH
matchmissing: [*CHOOOO CHOOOOO!*] AAAH WE HAVE TO HURRY
matchingmissed: HURRY UP LUKI, YOU'RE SO SLOW
matchmissing: I'M GONNA STICK GUM IN YOUR HAIR!
matchingmissed: NOT IF I STICK GUM IN YOUR HAIR FIRST
matchmissing: NUH UH BECAUSE LUKI HAS FASTER ARMS
matchingmissed: UH HUH CUZ LUKI'S ARMS ARE TOO FAT TO BE FAST.
matchmissing: NOT TRUE.
matchingmissed: SO TRUE
matchmissing: NOKI'S ARMS ARE TO BULKY TO BE FAST
matchmissing: .....too.
matchmissing: ):
matchingmissed: ... LUKI IS STUPID'
matchingmissed: AND SLOW
matchingmissed: THE TRAIN IS COMING!
matchmissing: I'LL TAKE THIS SIDE AND YOU TAKE THAT! :O
matchingmissed: RIGHT-O! [*SALUTE*]
Content: They're so bored they're chatting when they're right beside each other.
Setting: PIM (Paixao Instant Messenger)
Time: Uuuh, afternoon-ish?
Warnings: ALLCAPS and ADD and general sillipidity. Yes, made up.
matchmissing: NOKI.
matchingmissed: LUKI
matchmissing: I'm so bored.
matchingmissed: Boreeeeeeeeeeeed.
matchmissing: There's no one to play with :<
matchingmissed: :< No one to play with at all.
matchmissing: Does Noki have a S-O-L-U-T-I-O-N?
matchingmissed: Oh! Oh~~. What about the T-R-A-I-N-S with lots and lots of people coming and going. They might want to play~.
AMBUSH~~ <3
matchmissing: .....!!!!!!!!!
matchmissing: THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA :O
matchingmissed: ISN'T IT?
matchmissing: But the trains are not coming yet.
matchmissing: We'll still be bored.
matchingmissed: ... boreeeeeeeed ~.
matchingmissed: B <3 U <3 T <3
matchingmissed: When there are people, Noki will ambush more of them than Luki~
matchmissing: ...will not.
matchingmissed: WILL TOO.
matchmissing: NOT.
matchingmissed: TOO
matchmissing: LUKI WILL PROVE THAT SHE CAN AMBUSH MORE PEOPLE THAN NOKI.
matchingmissed: OH? NOKI DOES NOT BELIEVE LUKI
matchmissing: Noki is so INCREDULOUS. :O
matchingmissed: LUKI is so ... INCOMPETANT.
matchmissing: ...isn't it "incompetent"?
matchmissing: With an E.
matchmissing: NOKI IS A BAD SPELLER
matchingmissed: ... IT ISN'T NOKI'S FAULT.
matchmissing: YES IT IS.
matchingmissed: LUKI GOT IN THE WAY
matchmissing: :O
matchingmissed: :O
matchmissing: [*shoulder shoves Noki*]
matchingmissed: :O!!!
matchingmissed: [*shoves back!*]
matchmissing: [*SHOVE SHOVE TACKLE!*]
matchingmissed: [*tackle tackle kick!*]
matchmissing: EEEH! D<
matchingmissed: >D SERVES YOU RIGHT.
matchmissing: [*FACEPUNCH*]
matchingmissed: !!!!!!
matchingmissed: LUKI IS MEAAAAAAAAAN
matchingmissed: [*FACEPUNCHES BACK, WHUT NOW*]
matchmissing: MY SISTER IS THE WORST!!
matchmissing: [*roundhouse kick!*]
matchingmissed: MY SISTER IS WORSER!
matchingmissed: [*KNEECAP STOMP*]
matchmissing: MY SISTER CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH WELL! [*jampu FISTSLAAAAM!*]
matchingmissed: MY SISTER IS STUPID! [*BITE*]
matchmissing: My sister is a BRUTE! [*klsjhfgHEADBUTT*]
matchingmissed: My sister ... ne, ne ne nenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenene, Luki~ [*too ADD to fight, whut? Pokes*]
matchmissing: ....haaaai~?
matchingmissed: [*thinks*]
matchmissing: I want bubblegum.
matchingmissed: ... LUKI DISTRACTED ME... so I forgot :O
matchingmissed: ... BUBBLEGUM!
matchmissing: THERE ARE STORES UPSTAIRS. LET'S RAID THEM. :O
matchingmissed: UPSTAIRS!
matchingmissed: NOKI CAN GET MORE BUBBLEGUM THAN LUKI!
matchmissing: OF COURSE SHE CAN. You know why?
matchingmissed: ... Because Luki is too fat to get through the door?
matchmissing: ......*BAP* No.
matchmissing: Because Noki always steals Luki's candy. >|
matchingmissed: That's because Noki is smarter ~
matchmissing: That's because Luki does all the hard thinking.
matchingmissed: DOES NOT
matchmissing: DOES TOO
matchingmissed: DOES NOT
matchmissing: TOO TOO
matchingmissed: NOT NOT NOT
matchmissing: ....choo choo :O I hear the train.
matchingmissed: ...ehh!!! ALREADY!
matchingmissed: AMBUSHIMASHOU?
matchmissing: HURRY GET THE KETCHUP
matchmissing: And bubblegum.
matchingmissed: KETCHUP! ... And mustard.
matchmissing: We'll stick them on the doors. :D
matchmissing: So they can open! :DD
matchmissing: can't
matchmissing: :<
matchingmissed: LUKI CAN'T SPELL
matchmissing: NOKI PUSHED ME.
matchingmissed: Oh oh~ and on the handles. So it's ICKY.
matchingmissed: DID NOT!
matchingmissed: [*PUSHES*]
matchmissing: AAAH YOU JUST DID.
matchingmissed: FIRST TIME!
matchmissing: NUH UH!
matchingmissed: UH HUH
matchmissing: [*CHOOOO CHOOOOO!*] AAAH WE HAVE TO HURRY
matchingmissed: HURRY UP LUKI, YOU'RE SO SLOW
matchmissing: I'M GONNA STICK GUM IN YOUR HAIR!
matchingmissed: NOT IF I STICK GUM IN YOUR HAIR FIRST
matchmissing: NUH UH BECAUSE LUKI HAS FASTER ARMS
matchingmissed: UH HUH CUZ LUKI'S ARMS ARE TOO FAT TO BE FAST.
matchmissing: NOT TRUE.
matchingmissed: SO TRUE
matchmissing: NOKI'S ARMS ARE TO BULKY TO BE FAST
matchmissing: .....too.
matchmissing: ):
matchingmissed: ... LUKI IS STUPID'
matchingmissed: AND SLOW
matchingmissed: THE TRAIN IS COMING!
matchmissing: I'LL TAKE THIS SIDE AND YOU TAKE THAT! :O
matchingmissed: RIGHT-O! [*SALUTE*]