I am afraid, good, ah, sir, that the position is open only to citizens of Paixao, should we have an election. At this point in time, a temporary Mayor has assumed duty until we can make a decision on an election. As such, it is no open.
You are welcome to apply for citizenship to the city, if you are certain you wish to pursue this path.
I must note, as well, that further attempts to impersonate the Mayor will not be met kindly. It is a serious offense.
Temporary Mayor? Who are they n' what are they doin' in my seat? Are they a citizen too? Where do I apply for citizenship? I ain't heard anybody ever bring that up before.
Hmpf, impersonatin'... Call practicing for when I'm the one callin' the shots. I'll change it though if you're gunna make a big deal outta it.
Sir, I am afraid that it wasn't your seat to begin with. Yes, our temporary Mayor is a citizen of Paixao, as are all other officials in the city. If you are interested in actually applying for citizenship, you will want to come to City Hall to apply. However, at this point in time, the building is still closed off by the police.
Citizenship issues have never been brought up before because this is the first time that it has been required to be mentioned. We've never had a guest desire to take leadership in our city.
I wish you would remove the entire title, sir. There are no guarantees that the citizenry would even elect you in the first place, and such claims are presumptuous at best.
Unfortunately, City Hall is the only place where you can apply. It will reopen to the public upon completion of the investigation.
The people of Paixao do not appreciate presumptuous guests, sir, especially those who seem to think that they will lead a city of people they have never met, or brothered to get to know.
Your insistence and nerve to stake claim on the Mayorship would make one think that you had something to do with Mayor Heirwidthal's death. If I were you, sir, I would watch the image I was presenting.
Why do I get the feeling this investigation ain't gunna be completed any time soon?
Yeah? And I'm sure they don't appreciate you speakin' for them. I'm sure they can all speak for themselves. And for your information, I have met 'em before.
I had nothin' to do with it and you know it. You just can't find anyone else ta blame so you're pointin' the finger at me.
The investigation will be completed when it is completed, and not a moment sooner. The police are hard at work.
Officials are elected to speak for the citizenry, sir. As much as your statement may run true of me, it also speaks true of you. Tell me whom you have met with, then.
You incriminate yourself, sir, with your actions and your words. If I were you, I would cease this nonsense, lest I draw unwanted attention to myself.
Yeah, just like all those other investigations were completed with the kidnappings and the tampered water.
I've been in the stores, bought lunch, went in for a check up. I've met plenty a citizens. Elected or not, I can still speak for the guests. N' I'll tell yeah one thing, they ain't happy. They want answers, n' I know for a fact you got 'em.
Well so do you. Who's ta say you didn't kill the Mayor? You might be after his seat. You the fill in Mayor tryin' to get the full time position, lady?
Oh please, if Timon is your biggest suspect, then your investigator is a moron. He's a meerkat, for crying out loud. Meerkats don't kill people. Unless your mayor was, in fact, an insect. He wasn't, was he?
Seriously... I dunno why you even bother with all the secrecy. You haven't even said HOW your mayor died yet. Unless you've got some kind of evidence linking Timon to the guy's death - which I doubt - then just leave him alone and stop whining about his opinion. It's not like he's forcing people to listen to him or anything.
You are welcome to apply for citizenship to the city, if you are certain you wish to pursue this path.
I must note, as well, that further attempts to impersonate the Mayor will not be met kindly. It is a serious offense.
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Hmpf, impersonatin'... Call practicing for when I'm the one callin' the shots. I'll change it though if you're gunna make a big deal outta it.
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Citizenship issues have never been brought up before because this is the first time that it has been required to be mentioned. We've never had a guest desire to take leadership in our city.
I wish you would remove the entire title, sir. There are no guarantees that the citizenry would even elect you in the first place, and such claims are presumptuous at best.
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HA! I wouldn't be so sure 'bout that. I'd be ten times better as the mayor than that old man was. You know it too. I'd have the election in da bag.
The post is stayin'.
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The people of Paixao do not appreciate presumptuous guests, sir, especially those who seem to think that they will lead a city of people they have never met, or brothered to get to know.
Your insistence and nerve to stake claim on the Mayorship would make one think that you had something to do with Mayor Heirwidthal's death. If I were you, sir, I would watch the image I was presenting.
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Yeah? And I'm sure they don't appreciate you speakin' for them. I'm sure they can all speak for themselves. And for your information, I have met 'em before.
I had nothin' to do with it and you know it. You just can't find anyone else ta blame so you're pointin' the finger at me.
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Officials are elected to speak for the citizenry, sir. As much as your statement may run true of me, it also speaks true of you. Tell me whom you have met with, then.
You incriminate yourself, sir, with your actions and your words. If I were you, I would cease this nonsense, lest I draw unwanted attention to myself.
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I've been in the stores, bought lunch, went in for a check up. I've met plenty a citizens. Elected or not, I can still speak for the guests. N' I'll tell yeah one thing, they ain't happy. They want answers, n' I know for a fact you got 'em.
Well so do you. Who's ta say you didn't kill the Mayor? You might be after his seat. You the fill in Mayor tryin' to get the full time position, lady?
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Seriously... I dunno why you even bother with all the secrecy. You haven't even said HOW your mayor died yet. Unless you've got some kind of evidence linking Timon to the guy's death - which I doubt - then just leave him alone and stop whining about his opinion. It's not like he's forcing people to listen to him or anything.
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