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[mysterious_moi]

Bonjour, dear monsieurs and mademoiselles! It is such a pleasure to meet you all. Allow moi to introduce moiself. I am...

Vyers, the Dark Adonis

And you might be?

Comments

[cowardly_hero]

Someone who's just about blind from those sparkles.

[mysterious_moi]

But it turned it into quite the entrance, non? Adds a certain flair, I think.

[cowardly_hero]

Sparkles don't add flair. Neither does that horrible accent.

[mysterious_moi]

Well, I must admit that rose petals would be far better suited, but I couldn't find any of those.

[cowardly_hero]

Uh hu...

So, you gunna tell me why you're called 'Mid-Boss'?

[mysterious_moi]

I'M NOT!!

That... that is a terrible name that was forced onto moi! It is not, absolutely not moi's name! I am the Dark Adonis! Not some... some... mid-boss.

[overlords_wrath]

He's Mid-Boss.

[mysterious_moi]

SHUT UP!!!

D-DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!!!

[cowardly_hero]

Because he's right, Mid-Boss?

[mysterious_moi]

N-NO! BECAUSE HE'S WRONG!

I AM THE DARK ADONIS! THE DARK ADONIS! NOT MID-BOSS! NEVER MID-BOSS!

[cowardly_hero]

You don't have to yell, the mic could pick up your voice just fine before.

[mysterious_moi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

*sound of a nearby tree being blown to smithereens... just barely managed to keep from blowing up his journal here*

[overlords_wrath]

............

[cowardly_hero]

...

[cowardly_hero]

Ooooh, so that's why. It actually suits you pretty good.

[mysterious_moi]