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[cowardly_hero]

Hellooooo~ adoring public! It's me: your amazing, spectacular, absolutely extraordinary king moderator here. Givin' a shout out to all my fellow 'kats out there and you citizens.

As you know, I've been keeping track of the recent events involving kidnapped citizens. Victims endured... Many means of torture while locked up in separate small cells by

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[memorizedflame]

Oh, it's you with the face. Fancy seeing you here.

You know, I have to wonder about the sanity of someone who's out antagonizing people at least five times taller than him.

[cowardly_hero]

Really? I'm not to surprised to see you.

They may be five times taller, but I'm ten times smarter.

[memorizedflame]

Oh really? Got proof to back that up?

[cowardly_hero]

What do you wanna know?

[memorizedflame]

Well depends, oh friendly mod. I asked how smart you are, you have nothing to prove it?

[cowardly_hero]

Of course I do! ... I just can't decide which proof to use.

[memorizedflame]

Pick something. I've got all the time in the world.

[cowardly_hero]

...

Have you ever heard about the stupendous wonders of space travel?

[memorizedflame]

Stupendous. Hm. Reminds me of something.

Oh yeah. Stupid.

Next!

[cowardly_hero]

Fashion sense. One of us is lackin' it, and I'll give you a hint: it's not me.

[memorizedflame]

I hope so. Because I can go buy new clothes.

You're kind of stuck, aren't you?

Besides, fashion sense doesn't have anything to do with how smart you are.

Next.

[cowardly_hero]

Sure it does. Fashion smart, that's a smart. You just never said which kind of smart you wanted to see.

[memorizedflame]

Mincing words, huh? I like that.

[cowardly_hero]

Oh yeah?

[memorizedflame]

Yeah. Takes a special sort of assinine merekat to resort to it.

[cowardly_hero]

I'd rather be special than just a nobody.