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[cowardly_hero]

Hellooooo~ adoring public! It's me: your amazing, spectacular, absolutely extraordinary king moderator here. Givin' a shout out to all my fellow 'kats out there and you citizens.

As you know, I've been keeping track of the recent events involving kidnapped citizens. Victims endured... Many means of torture while locked up in separate small cells by

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[dix_des_coeurs]

I must congratulate you on your skills in gathering information. It's nice to have somebody do my job for me.

Though I do find it amusing that you believe your information is complete and completely accurate. In a city of this size, it's just so easy to completely overlook things.

[capnsniperninja]

As if He'd ever really get a "complete list"

[onabluemoon]

To say nothing of the supposed 'accuracy' of his list.

[cowardly_hero]

You're just scared. I know a lot about your organization and 'superior'.

[onabluemoon]

Is that what you believe? I may die of laughter.

[cowardly_hero]

Good. You'll be doin' me a favor.

[onabluemoon]

Or so you might think.

[cowardly_hero]

So I know.

[onabluemoon]

You presume much, to know so much of us.

[cowardly_hero]

I'm not makin' anythin' up! I know you and what you're up to!

[onabluemoon]

Or so you think. The truth of that statement is yet to be seen.

[cowardly_hero]

I'm not about to tell you everythin' now. You got your secrets n' I got mine.

[onabluemoon]

You? Have secrets? Don't make me laugh - I fear I may sprain something.

[dix_des_coeurs]

Oh really? Then who are we and what are we up to, exactly?

[cowardly_hero]

In short? A bunch of badly dressed nobodies up to nothin' good.

[dix_des_coeurs]

Hilariously enough, I could apply that same statement to you and your band of compatriots.