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[paixaomayor]

I am aware that while I was on a short trip, my secretary has used my journal, but still was unsuccessful in preventing the outburst of a post such as this. Please, feel free to read such a post, on contrary to what my secretary has written. However I would like to note with what kind of ignorance and desperate individuals those who do take the

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[cowardly_hero]

Ignorant? Desperate?! Listen, pal, I'm doing a PUBLIC SERVICE here. It's for the greater good of the people, and... Stuff like that. I'm here to help the little people -which just so happens include me, so by helping myself I'm helping others. Besides, my demands aren't that hard.

I know exactly how this place works. And, your so called 'security' stinks worse than a warthog left in the sun to long. And you call me ignorant. Sheeesh. I bet you were here all along, there was no 'business trip'.

As for this new mayor business, now that you bring it up, and think I'm up to it, I think I will run for mayor.

[hypnotistsnake]

Pleassse don't antagonizsse the politicssian Timon. He'sss difficult enough asss it isss.

[cowardly_hero]

You got that right. Maybe you should just eat him.

[hypnotistsnake]

We don't even know what he isss. I could get indigessstion or worssse.

Besssidesss, I thought you didn't want me eating anybody.

[cowardly_hero]

Ah, gotcha; food poisoning. Didn't think of that one.

In his case I might be able to make an exception. I didn't mean it.

[paixaomayor]

And I'm sure you'll be able to get all the natives here to listen.
You can manage to be the leader of your foreign kind, but I will remain the Mayor of Paixao.

[paixaomayor]

And by the way, if you knew how the place worked, you would have been out of here with the help of certain individuals who I help run the place.

[cowardly_hero]

So you do know how we can get home! I knew it. Hiding it all along... I see whats goin' on here, see through your 'act'. Why are you keeping us here? What do you want with us? Who's working with you?

[paixaomayor]

Well... You'd be more of an idiot than I believe you to be if you didn't understand what I was hinting at in that sentence. I am not really keeping you here as you have led yourself to believe. I want nothing to do with you foreigners. Last point, is classified information which you would only be able to obtain by being either a native, or someone on our side. And clearly, you are not so.

[isaacmustdie]

Ah, so there is someone pulling strings here? I can understand how they might not want you to tell us foreigners outright, but... perhaps dropping a few hints wouldn't be quite so far outside the rules? (Not that the rules of Southerners would stop me, but...)

[paixaomayor]

I already gave out more hints than you realize. There are hints everywhere in the city and you see them everyday-- it's just that no one thinks too much of them.

[hypnotistsnake]

Ssso you ARE keeping usss all here? Why? Forgive me but you sssound asss though you would rather not have to deal with usss.

[paixaomayor]

I'm not keeping you here, I apologize for the disappointment that I would do such an evil after not "properly" informing foreigners of recent events in Paixao. I would rather not but I continue to do so anyway.

[hypnotistsnake]

Could you difine "properly informing" us? Thisss way we'll know what exssactly to look for.

[paixaomayor]

"Properly informing" as in, information that is necessary for everyone, regardness of where there are from, should know as long as they are in Paixao. But perhaps... even that is quite vague.

[hypnotistsnake]

Yesss it isss.