A list to make it easy on your eyes. Damn, I'm nice.

[p_laystation]

1. Your gates are tacky. Incredibly tacky. Who the hell likes "golden flames" other than those lame D&D addicts? And these journals? What, all they can do is that? No proper network, programming, nothing? Tacky. Also, your brochures are too fucking long.

2. Your message board is full of idiots. Don't worry, all you skeptics and somewhat intelligent

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[sayit3times]

Oooh, I don't know. Do I look dead to you? Heh, heh, heh...

[p_laystation]

Sorry, I make it a point not to talk to people who're too far up the loony scale.

Though, for the record, yes. Disgustingly so.

[sayit3times]

That's a shame. I was really looking forward to giving you a hand. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to show those other idiots how to get out of this little two bit town...

[p_laystation]

Fine, fine, sorry. I'm just really stressed right now. And...dead. Supposed to be.

...you know how to get out of here?

[sayit3times]

Then you've come to the right man. That's what I do, help you poor, mindless, dead folk out. -now, I had a card around here somewhere...

Yes, I just so happen to have the very ticket out of this place in my hand right now, actually.

[p_laystation]

I'll take 'poor' and 'dead,' but not 'mindless,' thanks. Do I get to know who you are, or are you going to keep yourself secret?

...there's a price, isn't there?

[sayit3times]

Oh, trust me, I'd LOVE to introduce myself but I can't just be giving out that kind of information to anyone, you know. You gotta prove yourself first, starting by what you got to offer.

[p_laystation]

...I can work for you. Reconaissance, hacking, information technology, stuff like that. And what's the way you propose to get off of here?

[sayit3times]

You make a tempting offer. But maybe we'd be better off negotiating else where, for privacy and all. Where yeah at?

[p_laystation]

Fine by me. I'm hanging around at this cafe near Muspelheim. Cafe Ersesat.

[sayit3times]

I'll be there.