[Audio]

[carrysabigstick]

[The audio clicks, and there is background noise that seems to indicate that this person is in a cafe of sorts. He appears to understand the wireless device he was given very well, but is fiddling with to controls a little. He laughs brightly

Comments

[scaronhisface]

You think this place is a joke?

I apologize for him.

[carrysabigstick]

No, I think that some of my pals were playing a jo-

...

Dude.

Are you a lion??

It's okay. I'll have to apologize for Kovu at some point here I'm sure. XD

[scaronhisface]

[Not this again...]

Yeah, I'm a lion. You got a problem with that?

[Voice]

[carrysabigstick]

Oh hey no way bro! I think it's totally. Awesome. I've never met a talking lion! And you can use a computer too? This place is amazing! The aliens have really outdone themselves, hahaha!

[Voice]

[scaronhisface]

[Awesome? First time Kovu's gotten that response...]

Computer? Aliens?

Re: [Voice]

[carrysabigstick]

[So freaking awesome!]

Yeah, computer! Well, I dunno, I guess it's more like an iPod or an iPad...it's this thing we're using to chat!

And yeah, aliens! Little green men from outer space! I got one living at my house, yo!

[Voice]

[scaronhisface]

You have a little green man living in your house.

[You can practically hear how stupid Kovu thinks you are.]

Re: [Voice]

[carrysabigstick]

Well, yeah. He showed up in a place called Roswell, New Mexico a long time ago! Name's Tony, but he's not around here right now. But he's really AWESOME at video games; he's the best teammate for Call of Duty, hands down.

[You can also hear America's complete lack of ability to read the atmosphere]

[Voice]

[scaronhisface]

You forgot you're talking to a lion.

[Like everyone does. Except you seem somehow even less aware than they do.]

Re: [Voice]

[carrysabigstick]

Oh sorry. Uh. Paws down?

Dude, are there other talking animals like you around here?

[Voice]

[scaronhisface]

You should probably get used to the idea.

Re: [Voice]

[carrysabigstick]

Bring. It. On. This place sounds epic!

...Except for the indoor snow. That crap blows.

[Voice]

[scaronhisface]

"Epic?" Do you have any idea what this place is even like?

Re: [Voice]

[carrysabigstick]

I just got here, but trust me. I've been through more crap than you even know. I'm not scared, after the stuff I've seen in the past.

[Voice]

[scaronhisface]

Don't be so cocky until you've had to fight this place's monsters.

Re: [Voice]

[carrysabigstick]

Cocky? Meh, I'm not cocky! I'm just telling the truth!