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whyisthatsosad in paixaomb

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Oct 14, 2011 22:24

What a delightful little trinket! It's so small and compact, a pocket device. And it flips opened, there is nothing more thrilling than flipping things opened! Of course it doesn't have nearly as many buttons and levers and pullies and screens and lights as I do ( Read more... )

sora, jade curtiss, jenny, idris (sexy), kovu, zexion, lumiere, the mad hatter, the master, the doctor (eleventh), xion

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[Voice] shout_geronimo October 15 2011, 02:28:29 UTC

... TARDIS?

What TARDIS?

[voice] whyisthatsosad October 15 2011, 02:32:03 UTC

The TARDIS. The only TARDIS left in existence. That is to say, me!

[voice] shout_geronimo October 15 2011, 02:57:32 UTC

What? No, I'm sorry, I must be confused.

No, you're confused. You're not a TARDIS!

[voice] whyisthatsosad October 15 2011, 03:03:07 UTC

I am so. You know this feels vaguely familiar.

Obviously I'm not the TARDIS' correct form, as it's been stuck into being for so many hundreds of years now, but I am the TARDIS. One of them. The TARDIS, that is to say now as I'm the only one left.

Something "borrowed," something blue. Type 40, exploration model, museum piece when I was stolen.

No.

When I stole him...
No matter!

Do you know where I can find my thief or not?

[voice] shout_geronimo October 15 2011, 03:07:01 UTC

How?! How are you a TARDIS?

... Stolen. What do you mean, stolen?

[voice] whyisthatsosad October 15 2011, 03:12:28 UTC

I was removed from the core. I am the matrix, the soul of the TARDIS, in this silly flesh body.

I mean I was stolen. And I stole my thief in return. I wanted to explore and he was the only one willing to steal me and run away. I got lucky with him.

[voice] shout_geronimo October 15 2011, 03:14:49 UTC

How is that possible?

Who was your thief? [because all of this is beginning to sound oddly familiar...]

[voice] whyisthatsosad October 15 2011, 03:19:38 UTC

I haven't an idea. But then again, I do have an idea. All at once. It's always like that really.

He calls himself "The Doctor" - do you know him?

[voice] shout_geronimo October 15 2011, 03:20:45 UTC

Is it now?

I'm the Doctor.

[voice] whyisthatsosad October 15 2011, 03:21:53 UTC

Isn't it?

But which Doctor? There have been so many.

[voice] shout_geronimo October 15 2011, 03:24:21 UTC

Don't know, sometimes.

Currently, I'm on my eleventh regeneration. Early days.

[voice] whyisthatsosad October 16 2011, 01:13:47 UTC

Most times.

Ah! Then the one I rather fancied biting!

[voice] shout_geronimo October 16 2011, 03:37:03 UTC

Biting? Biting?

Why were you fancying biting me?!

[voice] whyisthatsosad October 16 2011, 18:44:50 UTC

Because, it's like kissing - only there's a winner!

[voice] shout_geronimo October 16 2011, 18:49:52 UTC

No. No biting!

Anyway, why should I believe you're the TARDIS?

[voice] whyisthatsosad October 16 2011, 18:56:34 UTC

You sound like Auntie and Uncle, now.

Why shouldn't you? I feel like we've done this before. How did I show you before...

Oh, that's right.

[ there's a pause and after a moment, that famed whrrrr of the TARDIS landing picks up on the audio ]

That's the sound I make when you pilot me, isn't it? Does that help?

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