[voice]

[stayedonguard]

Okay, so this thing is like a PDA then, is it? It's not so bad once you get used to it...but still weird because I don't normally talk to people I don't know. Or post, I suppose I'm posting, aren't I? Sorry, I'm new here and this is all a little much. I'm not usually asked to post things

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[Voice]

[sir_doctor]

What? Why would I pitch anyone out of the TAR--Wait. Did you say bow tie? ...You did, didn't you? ...Right! Nevermind all ...that. Let's try this again.

Hello! You're looking for the Doctor, are you? Well, I can help you with that, at least. Can't say I've seen any Amys around, though.

[Voice]

[stayedonguard]

It was mostly a jo--Yes, a bow tie. Maybe, also a hat but I think Amy's been trying to keep any head gear away from him if she can.

Wait, you can help me? Great, that's great. But wait...if the Doctor and I are here and Amy isn't...oh no.

[Voice]

[sir_doctor]

Now, don't panic. We don't know that she isn't either and if she isn't, well, then she might be better off, believe it or not, since it means she isn't trapped here.

...Er, sorry, that wasn't the best timing to mention that, was it?

[Voice]

[stayedonguard]

Trapped. And here I thought drowning was going to be the worst part of my day. You mean there's...no way to get back to Amy?

[Voice]

[sir_doctor]

No... I'm afraid not. Not yet, anyways. You've come into a bit of a work in progress, I'm afraid. There's more questions than answers still right now. It's quite likely we're in an entirely different universe, so that alone makes things a lot more complicated than normal.

Now, what was that about drowning?

[Voice]

[stayedonguard]

Great, just great. [Sorry, you'll have to give him a minute as he processes all this. Of course changing the topic helps]

Oh? Well...there were these pirates and a Siren, except I don't think she was really a Siren. I went over board and...well my wife saved me so no worried now I guess. At least as far as drowning goes.

[Voice]

[sir_doctor]

Well... [a pause as tries to work out just what to say to that] Sounds like you were having quite the adventure...

And then you found yourself here?

[Voice]

[stayedonguard]

Thinking back it was honestly pretty tame considering.

Well, I didn't immediately find myself here. Amy and I were back on the TARDIS and I couldn't sleep so I was going to try and find the library---and then I came here.

[pause, as he remembers something else]

Oh, right, I was in my pjs and bathrobe at the time too. [you may hear the sound of him putting a hand to his forehead because it has slipped his mind until now]

[Voice]

[sir_doctor]

[There's an amused bit of a laugh.] You really have been travelling with me, haven't you?

Well, nothing wrong with that. I saved Christmas one year in a bathrobe and jim-jams. Anyways, I'm sure can find you some clothes, or if you fancy, you could try some of the citizen's shops.

[Voice]

[stayedonguard]

[you can kind of hear amusement in his voice now] Y-yeah.

Right, the shops marked on this---thing. I don't exactly have money on me...is that going to be a problem?

[Voice]

[sir_doctor]

Naaaaw... There's something very off about the people here. They'll accept just about anything that seems like it'd be worth something, which this city is full of. You've heard the phrase, "money grows on trees"?

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[stayedonguard]

That's good to know...I think. Yeah I've heard the phrase.

[Voice]

[sir_doctor]

Well, go find yourself a tree and you'll find you're little problem solved.

[Voice]

[stayedonguard]

What do you---[apparently he pauses to look and is surprised to find a tree with shiney leaves]--oh oh I see.

Thanks.

[Voice]

[sir_doctor]

Well, it's the least I can do, all things considering.

...I'm really am sorry, by the way. For him, well, me, that is. I really don't know what's got into me. That regeneration is, well... ...well, it has been worse...

[Voice]

[stayedonguard]

He's...not so bad after awhile. Maybe I've just been around him too much. After all we didn't exactly get along at first. [but would you get along with someone who popped out of YOUR bachelor party cake]