Monster Elimination Services, Selective (MESS)

[notquitedracula]

Demons* got you down? Zombies after your brains? Something you can't immediately identify chasing you down a dark alley? Eldritch horrors turning your sanity into mush? The legions of Hell invading by way of your icebox?

Give me a call, I kill them all.

Cruz Exterminations, monsters a specialty. A free service.

*Does not include Laharl et

Comments

[gooftothemax]

Are you serious?

[notquitedracula]

Deadly serious.

[gooftothemax]

...Cute.

[notquitedracula]

It isn't intended to be.

[gooftothemax]

...Sure.

[notquitedracula]

Guessing you haven't been here long.

[gooftothemax]

No, not really.

[notquitedracula]

Then welcome to the city, and you might want to start taking monsters a bit more seriously. Before one bites you.

[gooftothemax]

I'll uh...take your word for it...

[notquitedracula]

Please do. I doubt the citizens really want to have to clean up the mess if you don't.

[gooftothemax]

You don't exactly sugar coat things, do you?

[notquitedracula]

Given the situation, would you?

[gooftothemax]

If it was this obvious that I was talking to someone who was clueless? Yeah, probably.

[notquitedracula]

I've found that line of thinking tends to lead to unfortunate accidents. Better you know what you're getting into than walk blindly into the jaws of something big and mean.

[gooftothemax]

...Just give a thought to it next time.

[notquitedracula]

I gave it quite a bit of thought. If I didn't think you needed to know, I wouldn't have told you. Naivete can get you hurt here, and I'm not talking about your feelings.