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[mastertemplate]

ENOUGH.

MARCUS PRAETORIS...YOU HAVE THREE DAYS TO MAKE YOURSELF SEEN. OTHERWISE, PAIXAO AND EVERYONE IN IT WILL BE LEFT IN ASHES.

OH, AND CONGRATULATIONS.

Comments

[voice]

[cowardly_hero]

Why would you... Are you serious?!

[voice]

[mastertemplate]

Me? Serious? Life's too short for serious.

If you wanna help, find Praetoris.

[voice]

[cowardly_hero]

And how would you propose I do that, hu? In case you hadn't noticed, I don't know what he looks like either.

[voice]

[mastertemplate]

Saw you campaigning outside the office. Pretty bold. Use that.

[voice]

[cowardly_hero]

You were spying on me?!

Wait a minute, you said you weren't going to the office!

[voice]

[mastertemplate]

Sue me for changing my mind.

[voice]

[cowardly_hero]

You're just bein' a bad loser.

[voice]

[mastertemplate]

I never should have made people believe I actually wanted to win. Now they call me names and [sarcasm powers activate] I want to go home and hide under my widdle piwwoh.

[voice]

[cowardly_hero]

Seriously? [stupidity powers activate]

[voice]

[mastertemplate]

[groan whilst doing this]

I didn't care about winning. I'm not going to cry myself to sleep. I'm too hungry to sleep.

[voice]

[cowardly_hero]

What was the point in running when you didn't have any intention on winning?

[voice]

[mastertemplate]

That, you'll have to figure out on your own. I can't do everything for you, rodent.

[voice]

[cowardly_hero]

It's Timon.

[voice]

[mastertemplate]

Timon. Rodent. It all sounds the same to me.