MEME: because then you might know me

[paisleythief]

Ladies and Gents, its Meme Time.
Thanks to littlspecificty for rebooting and dreamsofmazes who started it.

001. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
002. I will respond by asking you ANY five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal [possibly].
003. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
004. You will include

Comments

BECAUSE YOU ASKED.

[arcadist]

Interview me, kitten.

A GENTLEMAN ALWAYS DOES, MP B|

[paisleythief]

1) FUCK YOU AND YOUR TRANSCONTINENTAL BOOTY CALLS. WHY RUSSIA B(

1) How did we meet?
2) We're pretty safe... most of the time. But if you found out you were carrying my child, what would you do?
3) Tell me about two of your tattoos. If any of them are about/related to me, I want to know about those.
4) If our lives were made into myths, what role would I play in your story?
5) I know you fantasize about it. Tell me what you touch yourself to tigre, and don't leave anything out.

aksljdf THESE TWO ARE IDEK <3

[arcadist]

You're a dirty little fuck, Eames.

(which is to say SHE'LL ANSWER YOUR DAMN QUESTIONS)

ffffff why do they even tolerate each other WHY

[paisleythief]

You made me go to Russia; you are the dirty little fuck. /said in the most begrudgingly loving of ways

because their hatelove is mostly just hate which is STILL an investment, just not a nice one :(

[arcadist]

I did make you go to Russia. Pretty sure that still means I'm on top, big boy.

/said in the most smug way ever