got a laugh out of this
You Know You're From Citrus County When...
-when there's nothing to do, you hang at the "Big Tent".
- the "radioactive beach" is a place you've been to and had a good time at.
- you don't like Black Diamond, but you desperately want to have a friend who lives there.
- Mike Hampton and Ted Williams are no big deal.
-you leave the county to go shopping.
-you can accurately state which gas station in the county carries the best coffees.
-the only exciting topic of conversation is the new Spencer’s at the mall.
- you actually get excited when you pull onto 19 from 41 and see all the "city lights".
-when a parking lot is known as a hangout.
- you’ve been to Super Wal-Mart at least once at 2am.
- you know at least 3 people who work at the power plant.
- you're sick of new people always saying how much better it is on the outside (we know).
- you Personally know a cop from either Citrus County Sheriffs or Crystal River Police.
- you had and/or attended birthday parties at the Roller Barn.
- you were excited when citrus was on MTV for their prank and ashamed that we've been made fun of twice on the Daily Show.
- you were forced to take an agriculture class in middle school.
- Tampa is not far away and it’s perfectly acceptable to drive there for anything.
- you know people and or have attended at least one class CFCC.
- at least two of your friends works at a Publix.
- Denny’s is a mighty fine place to be at 2 in the morning.
- you know the exact time your power was out during the hurricanes.
- driving around aimlessly is an ok waste of time.
- you know at least three kids who dress like thugs and listen to country music.
- manatees just annoy you because the rest of the world thinks there so damn cool.
-when there's nothing to do, you hang at the "Big Tent".
- the "radioactive beach" is a place you've been to and had a good time at.
- you don't like Black Diamond, but you desperately want to have a friend who lives there.
- Mike Hampton and Ted Williams are no big deal.
-you leave the county to go shopping.
-you can accurately state which gas station in the county carries the best coffees.
-the only exciting topic of conversation is the new Spencer’s at the mall.
- you actually get excited when you pull onto 19 from 41 and see all the "city lights".
-when a parking lot is known as a hangout.
- you’ve been to Super Wal-Mart at least once at 2am.
- you know at least 3 people who work at the power plant.
- you're sick of new people always saying how much better it is on the outside (we know).
- you Personally know a cop from either Citrus County Sheriffs or Crystal River Police.
- you had and/or attended birthday parties at the Roller Barn.
- you were excited when citrus was on MTV for their prank and ashamed that we've been made fun of twice on the Daily Show.
- you were forced to take an agriculture class in middle school.
- Tampa is not far away and it’s perfectly acceptable to drive there for anything.
- you know people and or have attended at least one class CFCC.
- at least two of your friends works at a Publix.
- Denny’s is a mighty fine place to be at 2 in the morning.
- you know the exact time your power was out during the hurricanes.
- driving around aimlessly is an ok waste of time.
- you know at least three kids who dress like thugs and listen to country music.
- manatees just annoy you because the rest of the world thinks there so damn cool.