What the hell!?
What is with all the animals deciding "Hey, let's run in front of Matt's car and see what happens!"
I drive down the street at night coming home from work and see a cat waiting to cross at one side of the street...so I ask myself: WHY does he decide to cross it when I am driving past. I have to skid to a stop and let this bastard of a cat lose one of it's 9 lives just to piss me off. I was driving home the other night and these two cats are just lying in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! So when I drove up to them they moved...right? WRONG! They just sat there and then I honked my horn and they got the idea. And then up the road, one of their little buddies came to join the party and he was walking right towards me...I WANTED TO HIM HIM ON PURPOSE! but he looked like my cat so I decided that I wont kill him just incase my cat escaped from my house.
So let's go down the list shall we?
The different number of animals I have almost hit and killed while I have had my License:
Cat : Roughly 8 or so
Dog : 2 or 3
Fox : 3
Rabbit : 2
And believe it or not, (this is the reason why I am posting this...)
Wolf : 1
That's right...I almost hit a freakin' wolf tonight. I was driving home and I see the figure in front of me...and from the corner of my eye it looks like a deer or something, but OH no...it's a freakin' WOLF! and he gives me a "hey, what's up...don't kill me...I have kids" look...and that's pretty much the look I get from all the animals that have near death experiences with me.
All I'm saying is, the next time this happens...I'm probably just going to speed up.
Thank You
Signed,
Matthew McLachlan
I drive down the street at night coming home from work and see a cat waiting to cross at one side of the street...so I ask myself: WHY does he decide to cross it when I am driving past. I have to skid to a stop and let this bastard of a cat lose one of it's 9 lives just to piss me off. I was driving home the other night and these two cats are just lying in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! So when I drove up to them they moved...right? WRONG! They just sat there and then I honked my horn and they got the idea. And then up the road, one of their little buddies came to join the party and he was walking right towards me...I WANTED TO HIM HIM ON PURPOSE! but he looked like my cat so I decided that I wont kill him just incase my cat escaped from my house.
So let's go down the list shall we?
The different number of animals I have almost hit and killed while I have had my License:
Cat : Roughly 8 or so
Dog : 2 or 3
Fox : 3
Rabbit : 2
And believe it or not, (this is the reason why I am posting this...)
Wolf : 1
That's right...I almost hit a freakin' wolf tonight. I was driving home and I see the figure in front of me...and from the corner of my eye it looks like a deer or something, but OH no...it's a freakin' WOLF! and he gives me a "hey, what's up...don't kill me...I have kids" look...and that's pretty much the look I get from all the animals that have near death experiences with me.
All I'm saying is, the next time this happens...I'm probably just going to speed up.
Thank You
Signed,
Matthew McLachlan