Kiss Me On The Mouth.
Hey.
Today wasn't much of anything.
I realized that Ms. Pfaffman reminds me of an older Shakira. Because 1.) She's short as hell. 2.) She has that crazy accent. 3.) She has that long hair that's kind of blonde and then brown. It's crazy.
I read Perks of Being a Wallflower yesterday. The whole thing. It was good. Not great, or really good. Just good. Some things were just predictable and I hate that. It gets a B- from me.
I still think Hard Love and Smack are rated with A's. I didn't find Go Ask Alice as amazing as everyone else did. I guess everyone was amazed by the fact that she died and no one knows if it was intentional. Whatever.
Anyway, my mom keeps going back and forth about whether I am getting my tattoo Saturday. I know that I am getting it. Just not for sure if I am on Saturday. I am paying for it, so I don't see why it would matter. All she has to do is sit there for about an hour and a half. To think of it, she wouldn't even have to stay if she didn't want to.
I got a 28 out of 30 on my Spanish oral today. He asked me the one question that I couldn't comprehend and I fucked up. Oh well. Still have an A in there... I have a 103 A. I'm so cool. Me and my spanish.
I took pictures today. I look slutty. And I look bad. The only good part about them is that I am yet again wearing my grandmother's costume jewelry. And my shirt is extremely slutty. I have to wear that shirt to go get my tattoo though, because I'm getting it on my upper back.
That's my favorite necklace that she had. My mom said she wore it all of the time.
I told you these pictures suck.
I think this is the worst one.
My arms look skinny.
Okay.
Sure.
The icon. Or.. one of them.
I guess this weekend will be good. I like good weekends. No, I love them.
Frank, we should start doing quotes from Matt Fox, like you said. Today's: "Shootin' guns."
I'm doing all of mine and Frank's inside jokes.
MR. NIXON!
-Different degrees of homelessness.
-Do do.
-It's like that episode of Seinfeld..
-Do you know why they go to Seattle?
Because that's where the witches live?
Frank: I got a 40.
Me: I got a 70, I did so much better.
-Mr. Nixon giving us tardies because we wanted to go up the steps. And then Frank got detention and I didn't.
-Chris Wilson. Just him in general.
-Silly goose Christian.
-I got new mousse.
-My wife got me a mini-van.
-It's not manly to shave your chest.
The Adventures of Tara and Frank. And miscellaneous. And lunch.
-SKRRRRRRRK.
-Sra.. I mean.. seagulls.
-Evil Sra jumped from the library.
-Broke the tixe sign.
-Biting Frank. And then the girl came up and said "can you do that again, he didn't see it?"
-TIXE!!!!
-Evil Megan stole the last Snoopy.
-The wall.
-The pole.
-Lonely guy.
-HER NAME'S GRANDMA.
-C2.
-You don't eat chips that someone randomly threw into your lap.
-The Furley face. And Frank almost dying after seeing it.
The Huss.
-The hussey dance.
-Frank: I love you.
Jazzy: Are you serious?
-Lifts up the leg.
-Such a sexy huss.
-Me: Jazzy wake up.
Jazzy: ::stares::
Me: ::throws shoe.::
Matt Fox
-They should start a band. Like the Hanson Brothers. I don't know why I said that.
-They're not real people they're dead inside.
-Shootin' guns.
-Matt Fox is spittin' game.
-You're nothing.
-I'll pay you back tomorrow. I'm hungry.
Clone High.
-First and a half base?
Uh-huh.
Under the shirt.. OVER the bra?
Uh huh. Did you bring protection.
::Oven mitts.:: Wooop.
-It's cold. It's cold.
-Ashley Angel from O-Town.
-How did they get my spaghetti video?
-Maybe he's too busy.. EATING BABIES.
-Honest Abe? Last year Abe claimed to be 15, this year he claims to be 16. Which one is it Abe? Get your story straight.
-Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy's. ::Car flips.::
-And turn.
-Who's driving the van?!?!?! ::blinker, turns left.::
-Smoking raisins.
-Oh my god.
-I'm going to go have some bite-sized weiners.
BITE-SIZED WEINERS.
::Cuts mouth.::
-G spot rocks the G spot.
-Try and catch me.. BIIITCH.
-You've got crabs, ASS FACE.
-Bacon for Scudworth.
-Those Pumas are fresh.
-Oh Wesley.
I can't think of anymore. Add some Frank if you can think of any.
Love you.
<3
Today wasn't much of anything.
I realized that Ms. Pfaffman reminds me of an older Shakira. Because 1.) She's short as hell. 2.) She has that crazy accent. 3.) She has that long hair that's kind of blonde and then brown. It's crazy.
I read Perks of Being a Wallflower yesterday. The whole thing. It was good. Not great, or really good. Just good. Some things were just predictable and I hate that. It gets a B- from me.
I still think Hard Love and Smack are rated with A's. I didn't find Go Ask Alice as amazing as everyone else did. I guess everyone was amazed by the fact that she died and no one knows if it was intentional. Whatever.
Anyway, my mom keeps going back and forth about whether I am getting my tattoo Saturday. I know that I am getting it. Just not for sure if I am on Saturday. I am paying for it, so I don't see why it would matter. All she has to do is sit there for about an hour and a half. To think of it, she wouldn't even have to stay if she didn't want to.
I got a 28 out of 30 on my Spanish oral today. He asked me the one question that I couldn't comprehend and I fucked up. Oh well. Still have an A in there... I have a 103 A. I'm so cool. Me and my spanish.
I took pictures today. I look slutty. And I look bad. The only good part about them is that I am yet again wearing my grandmother's costume jewelry. And my shirt is extremely slutty. I have to wear that shirt to go get my tattoo though, because I'm getting it on my upper back.
That's my favorite necklace that she had. My mom said she wore it all of the time.
I told you these pictures suck.
I think this is the worst one.
My arms look skinny.
Okay.
Sure.
The icon. Or.. one of them.
I guess this weekend will be good. I like good weekends. No, I love them.
Frank, we should start doing quotes from Matt Fox, like you said. Today's: "Shootin' guns."
I'm doing all of mine and Frank's inside jokes.
MR. NIXON!
-Different degrees of homelessness.
-Do do.
-It's like that episode of Seinfeld..
-Do you know why they go to Seattle?
Because that's where the witches live?
Frank: I got a 40.
Me: I got a 70, I did so much better.
-Mr. Nixon giving us tardies because we wanted to go up the steps. And then Frank got detention and I didn't.
-Chris Wilson. Just him in general.
-Silly goose Christian.
-I got new mousse.
-My wife got me a mini-van.
-It's not manly to shave your chest.
The Adventures of Tara and Frank. And miscellaneous. And lunch.
-SKRRRRRRRK.
-Sra.. I mean.. seagulls.
-Evil Sra jumped from the library.
-Broke the tixe sign.
-Biting Frank. And then the girl came up and said "can you do that again, he didn't see it?"
-TIXE!!!!
-Evil Megan stole the last Snoopy.
-The wall.
-The pole.
-Lonely guy.
-HER NAME'S GRANDMA.
-C2.
-You don't eat chips that someone randomly threw into your lap.
-The Furley face. And Frank almost dying after seeing it.
The Huss.
-The hussey dance.
-Frank: I love you.
Jazzy: Are you serious?
-Lifts up the leg.
-Such a sexy huss.
-Me: Jazzy wake up.
Jazzy: ::stares::
Me: ::throws shoe.::
Matt Fox
-They should start a band. Like the Hanson Brothers. I don't know why I said that.
-They're not real people they're dead inside.
-Shootin' guns.
-Matt Fox is spittin' game.
-You're nothing.
-I'll pay you back tomorrow. I'm hungry.
Clone High.
-First and a half base?
Uh-huh.
Under the shirt.. OVER the bra?
Uh huh. Did you bring protection.
::Oven mitts.:: Wooop.
-It's cold. It's cold.
-Ashley Angel from O-Town.
-How did they get my spaghetti video?
-Maybe he's too busy.. EATING BABIES.
-Honest Abe? Last year Abe claimed to be 15, this year he claims to be 16. Which one is it Abe? Get your story straight.
-Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy's. ::Car flips.::
-And turn.
-Who's driving the van?!?!?! ::blinker, turns left.::
-Smoking raisins.
-Oh my god.
-I'm going to go have some bite-sized weiners.
BITE-SIZED WEINERS.
::Cuts mouth.::
-G spot rocks the G spot.
-Try and catch me.. BIIITCH.
-You've got crabs, ASS FACE.
-Bacon for Scudworth.
-Those Pumas are fresh.
-Oh Wesley.
I can't think of anymore. Add some Frank if you can think of any.
Love you.
<3