(no subject)

[paintmebleu]

I'm not ready to part ways with being single. I feel like a relationship is just a ticking time bomb of when a bitch will go crazy and then annoy the shit out of me and piss me off because I wasted my time. I'm just going to skip the bullshit, and be happy with the fact that my life has gotten awesome.

I just can't trust girls. Not even nuns. Between every pair of tits is a gaping hole that indeed, I cannot even handle.

Back to awesome.