and now I regale you with a story of LJ's past
in honor of valentine's day and love and everything that it stands for:
"It is a cold day in a small town in the 1940's. It is near Christmastime and the Tipperton Family is gathered around the fire talking about current events. Such members of the family included in the room are Grandma, Ethel, Edna, Dr. Granger, and Theodore.
Ethel: Did you hear the news?
Dr. Granger: No. What news?
Ethel: It's Bartholomew. He's in love!
Theodore: Nonsense. Good ol' Bartholomew wouldn't know love if it was sprinkled all over the ice cream that he ever so loves.
Ethel: No, he must be. Bartholomew has been different these days. Haven't you seen the smirk on his very face that he has been carrying on day in and day out?
Theodore: It must be something else. There's probably other things that is going on in his life that makes him this way. And besides, who would he be in love with?
A loud ticking noise in the background becomes louder and louder and the house is then blown up because everyone is being fucking stupid."
wtf. I wrote that in january 2005. None of my lj made sense back then but I miss those times and certain friends and etc. I'm going to tool it up again and stop having grudges.
"It is a cold day in a small town in the 1940's. It is near Christmastime and the Tipperton Family is gathered around the fire talking about current events. Such members of the family included in the room are Grandma, Ethel, Edna, Dr. Granger, and Theodore.
Ethel: Did you hear the news?
Dr. Granger: No. What news?
Ethel: It's Bartholomew. He's in love!
Theodore: Nonsense. Good ol' Bartholomew wouldn't know love if it was sprinkled all over the ice cream that he ever so loves.
Ethel: No, he must be. Bartholomew has been different these days. Haven't you seen the smirk on his very face that he has been carrying on day in and day out?
Theodore: It must be something else. There's probably other things that is going on in his life that makes him this way. And besides, who would he be in love with?
A loud ticking noise in the background becomes louder and louder and the house is then blown up because everyone is being fucking stupid."
wtf. I wrote that in january 2005. None of my lj made sense back then but I miss those times and certain friends and etc. I'm going to tool it up again and stop having grudges.