xmutex is a big meanie.
xmutex always makes ME make the 3:00 popcorn and then says I make it to salty.
xmutex hits me and throws things at me when I try to work. One time he almost blinded me, and still I forgave him. But no,
xmutex says I am bitter and that my heart is black like my clothing.
xmutex says we're through being friends. Well, FINE.
xmutex will suffer the sweet salty smell from the popcorn I make. I will taunt him with the hot bag of corn, as I stuff handfulls into my mouth, laughing manically, popcorn spilling forth from my lips onto the carpet below. Wasted kernels that I care not for. I hope you like that,
xmutex. It is your own fault after all. I don't need your werthers orginals anyway.
P.S.
poezamattik warned me about you, I should have listened.