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Monday I went to Moe's for a homewrecker.
Tuesday Pete called me and it was one of the most wonderful things to ever happen, and I was mad because my mom didn't want to go to blockbuster to get Arrested Development.
Wednesday I went to see Beerfest with Kerry. It ruled.
Today I went to Barnes and Noble, got a book about Leonardo Davinci's theories, went to Sea Cliff with Rachel...
(But on the way, as I was walking down the road-I was listening to music...I heard a car honk at me, so I looked to see who it was, and it was just a jeep. There was a girl hanging out of the window with those stupid Marykate Olsen sunglasses, flashing me. Her boobs were just sticking out of her tanktop. And sh ewas like "WOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" and I was like "AHHHHH!!!" I didn't even know her. I always get boobs and never ask. You don't even know. I'll be at a party, and whether everyone is drunk or sober-some girl will come up to me (if not everyone) and flash me. JUST ME. No one else. Do I exude some sort of "Please let me see your boobs" vibe? Because if I do, please tell me.)
...and was an asshole to everyone. It was okay though, because people don't seem to mind. I felt like I had a hangover and I just sort of told everyone I saw to suck my dick. I bet I'd be a good homeless person. I just sort of sit on the ground a lot. And I curse a lot, too.
Gordo: I'll be in Sea Cliff again on Saturday. And besides, I have a mighty trade offer especially for you.
Tuesday Pete called me and it was one of the most wonderful things to ever happen, and I was mad because my mom didn't want to go to blockbuster to get Arrested Development.
Wednesday I went to see Beerfest with Kerry. It ruled.
Today I went to Barnes and Noble, got a book about Leonardo Davinci's theories, went to Sea Cliff with Rachel...
(But on the way, as I was walking down the road-I was listening to music...I heard a car honk at me, so I looked to see who it was, and it was just a jeep. There was a girl hanging out of the window with those stupid Marykate Olsen sunglasses, flashing me. Her boobs were just sticking out of her tanktop. And sh ewas like "WOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" and I was like "AHHHHH!!!" I didn't even know her. I always get boobs and never ask. You don't even know. I'll be at a party, and whether everyone is drunk or sober-some girl will come up to me (if not everyone) and flash me. JUST ME. No one else. Do I exude some sort of "Please let me see your boobs" vibe? Because if I do, please tell me.)
...and was an asshole to everyone. It was okay though, because people don't seem to mind. I felt like I had a hangover and I just sort of told everyone I saw to suck my dick. I bet I'd be a good homeless person. I just sort of sit on the ground a lot. And I curse a lot, too.
Gordo: I'll be in Sea Cliff again on Saturday. And besides, I have a mighty trade offer especially for you.