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we got two little dingy kitties this weekend. they are nuts and cuter than anything.
today is the second day of my job pursuit. things are going good.
picture this scenario:
i'm in the hospital with an asthma attack. i'm hooked up to one of those vital reading things that measures my pulse. laura wants to see if she can make my pulse sore by grabbing my boob. she does so as a nurse comes through a secret door and catches us. ahahah. it happened.
this was right before she put the world's largest condom on her very big penis??
today is the second day of my job pursuit. things are going good.
picture this scenario:
i'm in the hospital with an asthma attack. i'm hooked up to one of those vital reading things that measures my pulse. laura wants to see if she can make my pulse sore by grabbing my boob. she does so as a nurse comes through a secret door and catches us. ahahah. it happened.
this was right before she put the world's largest condom on her very big penis??